So, you've knocked down your store and built a brand new one. What do you do? Improve on the old one you say? Well, Albert Heijn didn't. While they may think it's the most amazing thing since humans found out they can poop, I think my poop is amazing in comparison to the new Albert Heijn. It's not specifically terrible, it's just that the old store used to have a wide variety of things. This one doesn't. I guarantee you that every time I think of a meal or need to get an ingredient I forgot at another shop, this Albert Heijn won't have it. Every single time I come here, even when an item is on sale in all the stores, I won't find at least one item on my list. Usually the most important item which makes me angry and I always leave dissatisfied.
One word to describe this new Albert Heijn: poepzooi! (shit-mess) read more