The first time I was ever at Capri was maybe 5 years ago at the end of the summer and one of the flavors up on the board was PB&J. I was used to Rita's and Rosatti's where the flavor selections are fairly simple. I was so intrigued that I bought a regular size cup.
It was like one of Mom's PB&J sandwiches from when you were a kid with no crust and cut into triangles (not squares, triangles taste better!), all crushed into an icy frozen treat on a hot summer day. It was glorious. It was all I could think about. I went back a few more times before they closed down for the season and never thought to try anything else.
The winter was brutal; no PB&J water ice. When I would tell people of my lost love they would look at me like I was crazy. PB&J water ice? That sounds gross. "Shut your mouth!" I'd shout in my head. Just because mango is the wildest flavor you've been offered in a while, don't speak ill of my PB&J when it's something you couldn't possibly understand.
Finally spring came, and with it a sense of anticipation and hope. I arrived at the terrible parking lot at Capri, because Joe's won't let people park in their lot even though they're closed at night, such as one would show up at the airport to pick up a spouse that had been teaching English to school children in the Amazon for the last 8 months. I pushed through the door like a Walmart shopper on Black Friday, looked at the board and... no PB&J on the board.
A wave of distress swept through me, starting at my eyes and down to my toes like pins and needles as I scoured the board again. This had to be a mistake, an omission, a clerical error. Yeah, that's it, they must've just run out of room. I asked one of the friendly staff if they happened to leave out my beloved from the board. They did not, I would have to...choose. another. flavor.
Begrudgingly, I chose the Cherry Bordeaux. Huge chunks of cherries in the water ice. I remember the first time I had Rita's and they had lemon shavings or little bits of cherries in the ice, and I thought it was amazing. I don't even know if they do that anymore and we are talking WHOLE cherries. It was so good.
While these were outstanding ways to get my water ice fix, the high was only temporary. For the entire summer I went back and checked the board for PB&J, and was let down. I was forced to taste other great flavors like their passion fruit, 7 Seas Punch, Cherry Cheesecake, or chocolate chocolate chip (That's not a typo, chocolate water ice with chocolate chips.)
Finally I saw the owner and I wanted to know what gives. I asked, "Hey, what gives?" He said it's because the Main Line moms complain that their little special snowflake child is allergic to peanuts and can't come back after he makes it once, even though he completely sanitizes the machine every night, but they don't care, they are determined to ruin the summer for everyone else.
Ok, so maybe he didn't say that exactly, but that's all that I heard. I let him know that whatever money he lost on kids that didn't come back, I'd make up for it in the amount of PB&J water ice I would consume.
Finally at end of the summer, it appeared on the board. I did a double take as I couldn't believe my eyes. It was like seeing the Ark of the Covenant, except your face doesn't melt. Quite the opposite, as it only means a glorious frozen treat.
Needless to say, I purchased 2 of the quart containers. It didn't nearly get me through the winter.
I haven't seen it in the summers since. I still go in just to check, like searching for a lost summer love that went out with the tide in the fall. You still go back every July and scan the beach for a familiar face, much like I scan the white board that shows the flavors for the day. There are still many pretty faces, just never the one you're looking for.
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