Wow ok, so I'm doing this. What's the harm? I've seen many-a-yelper don the creeper crown on…read moreoccasion, so I guess it's my turn. Let's get this freakshow on the road! So, while waiting for a pizza to be prepared at Pizza Pizza (likely story? Pfft!), I got bored, and decided to risk my flourishing appetite and venture next door. First off, the place looks like it's located in Rape Alley. Tucked away behind the Pizza Pizza, and adjacent to Popeye's Chicken, Max's retains none of the charm of those lovely lit up locations, and is shrouded in darkness. And in case that's not happy enough, a huge dumpster sits next to the entrance. I was unable to locate a sign on it reading "Potential Rapists: Hide Behind Me", but I figured that was a given. I tightened my belt, quickened pace, and went inside. It wasn't nearly as seedy as I thought it was going to be...but it was still pretty seedy. Then again, should I really hold that against them? I mean, I think I'd be more creeped out by a porn shop that featured Blockbuster shelving, sparkling floors, and a Walmart-esque greeter asking me what kind of wank material I was looking for that evening. Yerrghh. By creepy porn shop standards, this was more than adequate. From the outside, you'd think this place would be pretty small, and I certainly wasn't expecting a virtual maze of titles, most of which I imagine have only been watched 4 and a half minutes into the first scene. It should also be noted that they seem to be well-organized by popular genre: Straight, Gay/Lesbian, Breast-centric, Ass-centric, Fetish, and if I'm not mistaken, I recall a section even devoted to Asian titles (ahem, that's TITLES). I only glanced briefly down the aisles* for 2 reasons: -I refused to touch any of the boxes (yerrgh), and -There were a couple of customers in there, all of which gave off a total mom's basement trench coat flasher vibe (yerrgh). Besides, I was pretty sure I was about through burning time in there. As I made my escape from Clam's Labyrinth, I did notice that they also sold other merch. Seems odd to me, since I don't imagine many couples going into the smut cave to buy couple stuff, especially since Aren't We Naughty is a mere 10 minute drive from there. In any case, they seemed to have a notable selection of bedpost-prisoner handcuffs, rubber clubbers, battery-operated furburgers, butt-beads and other assorted knick-knacks (wow, did I just use that term in THIS review? Gross!). They also had a small section devoted to Stag-shop-esque erotic costumes for men and women. Some were interesting, I could see the headline already: "Insane man in Adult Pikachu costume clobbers Popeye's Chicken regular with dildo in rapey parking lot", so I put the costume back, and made my way to the exit. I'm sure there were other goodies to be discovered, but I wanted pizza. Overall, you could do much worse (and creepier) from an adult dvd rental shop, even if it is located in Captain Creeporella's Rape-atorium. It's clean enough, and has a huge selection of titles. As for the pizza, it was delicious. * - This review also comes equipped with a fun mini-game: Guessing which dvd aisle I glanced through. Wow, if that's not an invite to receive a whole bunch of gay accusations, I don't know what is. Gah, bad idea!

always helpful, always available troubleshooting. I recommend this place. The are very…read moreknowledgeablel about their products. Sometimes there is a bit of a wait. but they go by numbers so it goes pretty fast. Prices are very fair

sales advisor very helpful; ensure all my questions were addressed. Store is well organized and…read moreclean.

There is one odd guy here, but you know, not that bad of a store…read more The rest of the staff are super friendly towards all their customers and helpful too. I feel bad that their store is empty whenever I come in because they actually have really good stock and a great layout. I just found out over the weekend that we have a friend that started to work there, but we didn't know that beforehand. We have gotten a lot of rare items here and they seem to keep restocking with more useful things or things we're looking for!

Unfortunately I have been here multiple times because it is the closest to my house. However every…read moresingle time I go, I have a problem with the same person. There's a guy with long hair & a beard named Gavin, he must own the place. Never have I encountered such poor customer service. Not only does he talk down to his employees, he will speak to you in the rudest & most condescending manner you've heard. The first few times I thought maybe I caught him on a bad day, but it's happened much too many times. You have to see it to believe it! I can't believe somebody trying to sell products treats people like dirt. Absolutely worst customer service.

Easily one of my favourite places to nerd out at. And DEFINITELY my favourite place to nerd out at…read morein the GTA. Legends has extremely competitive pricing (Games Workshop stuff usually 20% off!) and a very nice selection of board games, comic books, cards, minatures, and geeky merch (I definitely picked up a Rainbow Dash mug on my last visit here.) If they don't have something that you have your eye on, you can connect with them to see if they will order it for you (which they likely will, if they can!) Really flexible hours of operation, open late many nights of the week, and there are constantly events occuring here. They have a fairly large, well-lit, and clean gaming space in the back. Customer service here is quite friendly. I'd HIGHLY reccomend checking out Legends if you are in/around the Vaughan area to get your geek on :).

Legends is my go-to store for all my tabletop games. It's so close to my house that it's almost…read moredangerous. The first time I came here I left with 3 games! It's like Walmart lol you go in for one thing and leave with 10. There's a pretty good selection of board games, both popular and obscure. If they don't have what you're looking for they'll gladly order it for you and give you a call when it comes in. The guys who work there are all very nice and very knowledgeable. The first time I came, I was still fairly new to tabletop gaming so I wasn't sure what to get. I had my eyes set on Agricola but after talking to the associate I realized I wasn't ready for such a heavy euro game just yet. The associate asked us what we liked and then basically went through their entire collection with us, pointing out and explaining various games that he thought would appeal to us. You don't get customer service like that anymore! All the games are also much cheaper than you would find at Chapters or Mastermind Games. They've also got tons of other nerd stuff like comic books, figurines, and superhero paraphernalia. The store is located in the back of the plaza so it's difficult to find if you don't know where to look.