There is no better place in London I love more than this joint!
Absolute gem of a venue! I mean, yes the floors are mostly sticky with what now appears to be vintage Jagermeister shots (if you're lucky you might slip on aged liquor dating as far back as 2010!), you may also find samples of semen scattered on the walls, there may also be insufficient loo roll available but hey, it all promotes the 'down-to-Earth' feel with place brings!
As the Gentleman above rightly states, there are absolutely no issues with the concentration of the alcoholic beverages available - the Host, as well as the Yugoslavian Bartender are more than accommodating and will throw you off your trolley in no time!
If times get really bad during your visit, there are scrubs and bushes in the vicinity, if for whatever reason, you wish to alleviate any nauseated feelings! But be warned, Customers will direct profanities at you if you lack the mettle to continue into the early hours!
Ping, pang, pong is a regular pastime practiced by all attendants and participation is simply not an option... it's mandatory!
So if you wish to grab a seat and indulge in the constant laughter, flashing lights, mainstream music, unlimited alcohol (courtesy of the resident Alcohol distributor) then come on down this weekend! read more