The boyfriend and I enjoy coming here. The girls are sweet and won't try to "seduce" your boyfriend-- very considerate and much appreciated. Most of the girls do not speak English. I also cannot recall ever seeing any dancer with pole skills. As a former dancer at Men's Club, I would disapprove, but it's hard to when the girls are so sweet! I recommend this club if you're going with your partner/boyfriend/husband. As for singles, you should probably skip this one. read more

I gave the waitress a $20 for a $7 dollar drink. She got me the drink and kept the change. crooked people.

Amazing place...BartEnders are top notch especially Mia!!!!!!! 5 star highly recommend this place!!!!!!!!

Las mejores mujeres y un servicio excelente,donde hacerte sentir bien es la prioridad

Went to try to apply for a waitress position with my friend and the receptionist had a very ugly attitude toward us. She was still applying make up when we walked in, how unprofessional. She told us to not even bother filling out an application if we weren't coming back by tomorrow. Beautiful place, ugly, horrible hospitality. read more

Stopped in on vacation. Didn't want to leave! From the beginning our experience was fantastic. They had a great drink special and a buffet at the same time. The service was quick and Isabella our waitress was fabulous! It was well lit and the girls were beautiful and all over the place lots of girls! I would recommend it for sure I was on my way to a cruise and didn't want to leave! We will be back! read more

I have been to this club twice. Once at 9 pm on Saturday and once at 8 pm on the weekend. I did not stay long as after walking the club every girl I saw was on the thick side. I had to leave both times without getting a dance. If you like them thick this is the place for you, so it gets two stars. everyone else should avoid it. read more

Lots of girls ready and willing to give some good dances. Waitress did an excellent job! Definitely will come back! $14 cover charge, $20 lap dances, smoking section outside read more

They need better management & better music, the only thing good are the girls but they aren't happy. I believe that's due to poor management. Over working the girls they know they can take advantage of due to legal reasons. They only play Reggaetón and 80 music so be prepared for a head ache. They won't change it no matter how much money you have. I'd never plan a trip to come here. Now if I was passing by I might say hello to the pretty ladies. Others then that it sucks. read more

My friend Pepe suggested I meet him here one night. Well, I got there pretty early, but then I found out he was caught in traffic, so he tells me to go ahead and get started. Cool with me, so when the waitress asked me what I'd like to order, I responded "half rotisserie chicken with extra green sauce". She has a completely dumbfounded look that basically said 'wtf are you talking about?'. I then realized I made a big mistake: I was at *Chicas* Locas, not *Chicken* Locas. The $13 cover charge finally made sense, and soon after I figured out the lingerie-wearing bus boys weren't in fact bus boys at all. Nice! I decided to stay and see what Chicas Locas was all about. Let's just say this place is far better than any chicken joint. read more

If you don't mind average to below average looking girls on the heavier side, this is your place. Some of the non ugly girls are on the older side for strippers late 30's - late 40's. Plus side is the girls are extremely aggressive and act like you're a god. Flattering at first until you see them do it to the next guy. They push dances and will finish you off for a reasonable price. If you're horny and can't get yourself a lady you're guranteed to at least get your sexual needs met here. Ego boost too sunce they seem into you. If you can pony. Brung your wallet but not any credit cards and hold onto it and yiur cash tight. Count your money before you go so you know if one of the girls swiped any of it cause they'll try. read more

Well I'm back! After an almost 1 year hiatus from Michaels, I decide to come with a group of friends! It was probably the most fun I've ever had at a strip club. This was mostly because we brought the girls from our close knit group along with us. Just the sheer terror and or amazement in their faces secured a good time. They still had the same Spanish music/Reggaeton type music playing and the lights were still too bright! Dim the lights down more please! However, the talent was pretty decent... even on a Tuesday night! Very surprising. This time around.. the private dances where much more enjoyable just for the fact that the ladies would ask if we wanted "one more?" lap dance, instead of just racking them up and cashing out heavy at the end. Definitely made my money last the whole night! The bottle or the "Botella Botella Botella Botella Botella," the DJ would chant out was around $245. That's pretty damn expensive. Ghaad damn. I did fall in love with a new cocktail waitress there.. She was beyond beautiful but being only 20.. I will wait until she turns 21 to ask for her number. hahahahah jk. maybe not? It gives me a reason to come back, right? We, as a group, really enjoyed our time there.. therefore, I am adding 1 more star to my original review. Will be coming back for sure! read more

It's nice and all, pretty young girls who are down for anything but BE CAREFUL boy! Do they know how to milk you money. In may I stances the song hadn't finished and the girls was already standing up and walking away while another girl comes and sits on your right away. It's hard to say no when you are hard and feeling good! Lol Oh well, we all know why we go to a place like that, we should know better. Over all, had a great experience, I just wish the girls were more honest when it comes to private dancing and respecting the client. ONLY GOD KNOWS what they would do to one if we were to not pay them, or be disrespectful towards them, so who gives them authority to simply get on your lap and start shaking it?! They charge you full price for a half song. read more

Not going to lie I've had quite an experience with this club. Me and a buddy usually get a few Corona's and Heineken's for 6 bucks each and every now and then get a few strong mixed drinks for less than 10. Women are beautiful and friendlier than usual which is a plus for me. The only thing is that most speak little English but if you Spanish is halfway decent then you'll be okay. Writing a good review because I had a pleasant experience but I think I'll explore other clubs for now. read more

Stephanie is so sweet. She's a girl door with class and personality. Annie is the best server.The entire experience wad amazing. I loved the dancers. They're all beautiful and genuine. I would highly recommend this club!! An amazing time, all around. read more

Alright guys.. I literally have mixed emotions about this review because there was soo much going on at Michaels. This is a Latin strip club, but out of the few I've been to its probably my favorite because it's not uptight and the girls really come by and give you an experience Cover - 13.50 a person (on a Thursday night) They don't allow men to bring in bags fyi, abundant amount of parking as well We walk in, grab a beer from the beer lady at the entrance and then find a small table right in front of a pole (bad idea because you're about to get milked of your money by every dancer on stage) There are some REALLY pretty girls here! Since I'm a girl, I prefer to look at boobies lol and they definitely have that here. A mix of natural and plastic. For a weekday, there were a lot of girls on the floor. At least 25. Many of them walk around topless, so you could def just look around (I'm not that smart) As soon as we sit down, the waitress came and took our order. She was very fast but we had to pay out after each round About 1.5 minutes later.. The girls start flocking. Idk if it's because I'm a girl or if I came with two good looking guys but DAMN! The way they come up to you, sit on you, and start dancing. I'm like?? Am I paying for this? I didn't agree to anything yet LOL My boyfriend gave me the ok to go get a private lap dance from a dancer (it was our 4 year anniversary so we were celebrating) she takes me over to the private area. $20 per song LORD do they work for their money!! I am now lesbian.. LOLOL jk but almost. With the first girl, she would ask me, "one more?" And I would either agree or say no. I was 4 songs down As I was still at the private area, more girls came and tried to dance on me at the same time. I'm like OMG I really cannot handle this -- and I'm so nice it's hard for me to reject girls when they beg me for a dance. I spent about $120 during that 20 mins Okay, come back to the table.. They obviously told each other about our pockets bc even more girls were flocking. It was also a bad idea to spread 1's at across our table. Some girls would just grab the money off the table. What the??? This aggressive girl comes and tries to take me.. After many attempts I agree. This girl dances on me.. Cool. At the end she says "5 songs, $100" I'm like what?? You didn't even ask me if I wanted another dance. I really doubt we sat through FIVE songs. But I'm like whatever ok. I had to stiff arm her a few times the rest of the night. She kept asking me for kisses At this point my boyfriend and I are like pls no more get away, he didn't get any dances but they would sit on his lap and whatnot. And he's like pls get off me my girlfriend is with me, go to her. Again.. Language barrier, they didn't know wtf we were saying One chick danced on me for 30 seconds then on him for 30 seconds and goes "$40, two ppl" I'm like girl... We didn't even ask for a dance! She says, "ok. $30" So BEWARE! They will try any way possible to make money. Be clear about your agreement or not There is DEFINITELY a language barrier. I literally had to pull out my Spanish throughout the night "no mas," "uno momento por favor" "la casa" "mucho sueno" "NO MAS DINERO" LOL But if you're gonna go out for a night of fun at a strip club. I would come here! Def money's worth, just have to be careful before you gotta take a mortgage out on the house from the hustling (goodbye $1,000...) read more

So...It's a weekday.. You've got $10.00 in your pocket and you're hungry, you like to drink, and maybe, juuuuuust maybe see a lil sumth'n sumth'n..What do you do? You go to Michaels, of course... First off, it's a topless gentlemens club. Which, if you've read a review or 2 of mine, you already know I frequent...frequently lol. But, what sets this place apart is the sheer bargain of it all.. $4 cover 11am to 7 pm. Free buffet for lunch and dinner which consists of mexican food, salads and dessert. But the real kicker is... $1 draft beer and wells till 7pm. Yup. Drinks for a buck. As in $1 dollar. As in go in with a $10 and come out with 4 drinks in you, full, and $2 left to tip the entertainer of your choice. Go in with a $20 or a $50, and you're definitely gonna leave effed up. Go in with a $100 and you'll definitely leave there with a happy ending to your day. (Ya'll nasty.) Now before you turn off the comp and make a mad dash over there after cashing in your couch/astray/under the bed change in the coinstar machine, I gotta tell you that: A. It's a Hispanic club.. So expect a LOT of Reggaeton, Salsa, Tejano etc..Very few songs are in English. B. The club is a touch run down. It's still ok, and not ghetto, but just not upscale either.. Somewhere in the middle. C. Lastly, the entertainment at lunch is hit or miss. I mean the clientel is there for free food and $1 drinks, so naturally it isn't pulling in high caliber girls lol.. But aside from that, it's a great time. Get in, get somethin 2 eat, have a couple rum & cokes, and move on. All for around $10 or so.. That's a bargain. read more

Don't care about Covid at all and these girls will steal from you if you give them the chance so make sure you watch your stuff and if they do the managers and owners don't care and told us be happy at least they returned the wallet even though there was no money in it. read more

I've been there once and I must say this place is the wildest strip club I've ever been to. The other reviews are right when they say the girls hustle. Not much conversation goes on, just clear hand signals on how many dances to do or drinks I was buying. The next time I go, I am sticking to beers! I ordered $12 Patron shots that I know was generic plastic bottle crap. This place is wild and a bargain so don't expect top notch dancers. I had a good time and many laughs with my niece and her BF. I don't think I could go in there sober (the music is terrible, the lighting too bright and women not so attractive) but we were pretty smashed after drinking at Twin Peaks for 8 hours so we didn't care. Just don't get hustled on dances. The songs are way too short. read more

I visited this establishment recently for a friend's bachelor party. I must say this place was crazy! It's all Latina women, so if you're not a fan go somewhere else. But there is a crazy ratio of dancers to patrons. The only complaint is that most of the girls do not speak very much English. read more

Greatest place on Earth. The ladies are beautiful and so sweet. They look like Brazilian pornstars. It's like heaven.

If you want to go to a club And get girls all over u...this is the place.. I'm not complaining... But I can't even drink my drink...yeah I know hard life..lol .. I've always had a good time going there..I suggest going Wednesdays after 7pm the place is packed with women.. read more

I went there last week and got robbed there.the dancers will come up to you and claim you called them,and then they will start asking you for money.and when you report this to manager and ask them to look at the cameras they will just act professional and disapear and never come back.never ever going back to this cheap place. read more

Went to celebrate after I was done with finals on a Monday night, and the place was popping. Girls are highly attractive and some are so pushy to get a lap dance from you. Bring cash for the cover charge or they'll open an unnecessary tab for you (Props to the desk chick who warned me before taking my card). The bartender, Harley, was super nice even though she was very busy, she was always cheerful and polite unlike other bartenders who think they're too hot to be bothered like if you're doing them a favor by spending your hard earned cash. Bring cash because those ATM fees are killer. read more

This is simply my favorite strip club and I've been to my share. This place is a must whenever I find myself in Houston and I've never been disappointed. The Latin ladies are gorgeous and the staff are friendly. What more could a man want. read more

Another visit again they are running the bait and switch fraud. When the Bartender told me the keg was broken I asked to see the manager and if the manager was Kevin Guterize ( sorry I probably have the spelling wrong). She said that it was, but she could not contact him. I asked her to pull the tap to show me that the keg was not working as she claimed. Unbelievable but it worked just fine. Kevin arrived and claimed it still wasn't workng. I need to file with the attorney general. read more

First time there,unpleasant experience, the ATM was out of order to begin with,did not dispense my money, upon asking the door lady about it she said "you can start a tab with a credit card" so moving foward I agreed, then she seen my neck tattoo and refused my entry,called a manager over ,whom I explained the ATM problem to and asked to pass despite my neck tattoo, he refused also, apologized and walked away. Never got to see what the buzz was about this place but after reading some reviews it might of been a good thing,needless to say first impressions and I was dissapointed. Next stop Show Palace. read more

Call me crazy, if you like. But, in my opinion, this is the Ultimate Gentlemen's Club. The staff is excellent. But, once you enter the club, you are simply overwhelmed by Latinas Caliente! The ladies are gorgeous, and friendly. The waitresses and bar tenders are likewise excellent. Yes, it is a club that operates on profit. Be wise about your money. But, I'm finding it hard to believe that a person could go into this club with realistic expectations, and not leave well pleased. Get you some! Very well done, Chicas Locas! read more

13.50 cover on thanksgiving eve. This is definitely a Spanish club and by Spanish I mean Mexican . If you like that and non English music ok. The waitress took my card and I.d. and made copies,then turned around and asked for them again... Putting a watch on my I.d. today. My crown and coke was $10 . The worst part was the very unattractive women working there. Lots of bad bodies...either absolutely no shape or women with obvious stretch marks and c-section scars. We attended in a mixed group of men and women and were paid no attention by the staff. Travel down the street to the Colorado or anywhere else for better service and better women. read more

I was kicked out of this club because the employees thought I was masturbating when I wasn't. My pants were messed up because I had just gotten a dance, but that was it. I was sitting down, enjoying the ladies, when these two idiots asked me to leave. I left and I won't be returning. Liars. read more

They are rude. They did not let me and my friend in because we are women. They told us we could not enter the club without men. By the time we waited for our male friends to arrive they accused us of not knowing the men and denied our entry . I would not recommend this club. read more

The fajita buffet on Friday was really yummy. They even had salad and dessert. Plus, $1 draft beers in plastic cups. The dining area has an open feel with good lighting so you can see your food. Staff is dressed up and attentive. read more

Been here a couple times. The women are good looking, mostly Cubans, big asses, small titi's, but still good looking though. Majority of them don't speak much English, so if you know Spanish that's a good thing but they can still make it work if you don't. I've been there 1 time during the lunch buffet, and I must admit it was well worth the $10 spent for cover. You get good food, and a show. I've got the beer bucket all the times I've gone there in the evenings which is $80 for 6 Dos Equis, I think domestics are cheaper. The lap dances are $20, and if you're like me and do not know Spanish you better pay extra attention to the music because the girls do not tell you when one ends and the other begins. Right when you come in, and sit down a lot of girls come at you. Some will sit on your lap, and try to talk to you. You can offer some of them drinks in exchange for lap dances. They're attractive women. read more

If you wanna see Latin girls this is the place great service pretty girls bartenders managers were cool to talk to nice place to hang out at night best strip club I've been in a while read more

Terrible business. Terrible door girl. Terrible management with terrible policies that state you can't enter the club without a male present. Never heard of that before. Me and my other female friend were told we could not enter the club because we didn't have a male with us. Pretty sure that's ILLEGAL and SEXIST. read more

I only had one beer here with my buddies so I was not drunk when one of the dancers grabbed me by the wrist and insisted on a lap dance. I protested and said no but did not want to pull away in case she got hurt. She proceeded to not only dance but called 2 other girls over. I sat for maybe 10 minutes. Then they said it was $300 and I started freaking out. The bouncer eyeballed me and the girls marched me to the atm. I was scammed! I would have wanted to do a credit card dispute but they know they are doing by asking for cash. read more

Be careful people this lady's are smart ass they take you to the dance at mid of the song so when the next song is over she ask you 4 if you want the next if you said not she charge you 4 two songs cause you already start the song on the middle if you not paid the manager kick you out so people don't go with the chicks at mid on the song they charge by two ask first 4 only one dance that it if you don't care keep going read more

I was at the bar on Sunday and my bartenders name was Alejandra. Oh man was she a mean B*tch! She paid almost no attention to me or what I needed. Ordered some food and it took hours to come out, she wouldn't make my drinks right and she would take forever to make them. Horrible service from her and there was literally no one there except maybe 3 people at the bar. If she hates working there so much she should just quit. She isn't even pretty and needs to loose weight(sorry but true). Besides the bad experience at the bar, the strippers there were very sweet and so were the waitresses. read more

went in didnt get to sit down when i was yanked to the back room by a fine Chic, after 2 dances the girls says its been 7....So i dont want to argue and i appeal to her sense of greed and i show her a pic of over 5k i just took...i told her i dont care about the money but dont lie to me i havent had one drink and i just walked in...she say ok maybe i was confused and we agree that after shes done it will be 4 aka 1xtra but you know she fine so i'm like ok. when done she tries to do one more. i'm like nah i'm good i just walked in. i get up and my money and wallet are on the seat and i'm missing 181, im left with 103. I walked in with 300-13.50 cover and 2 dollar door tip. I call the manager hes no help, makes be pay her for the and sends her home. Soured my night. read more