TOTALLY Renovated & Better than the rest. Luxurious…read more Tantalizing. Huuuuuuge. Extravagant. WowWowWow. Now features: smoke-free environment; covered smoking garden; VIP private smoking area; TALLEST poles in Louisiana; valet; over 5 new VIP lounges; AUX ports in VIP rooms for music of choice; one grand DISCO ball; 2 granite bars; MARILYN'S - a separate, upscale dinning experience with softer music but same, great view of the party, luxe menu featuring filet mignon topped with lump crab meat, porterhouses pork chops, decadent salads, lattes & espresso, cake & ice cream, signature martinis & sazeracs; Sexy Merch Shop - buy a Michael's tee or doll up your favorite girl, bar munchies to enjoy stage side or at your table in the main showroom. Sure to dazzle even the pickiest of entertainment connoisseurs.

Not too shabby. Probably could do with more VIP events. Service is great and the girls are cute and…read morefriendly.

Nice variety of girls... pretty chill environment. Great bartender... plenty of drink options.read more

From the owner: Bayou Angel's Bikini Bar is the only one of its kind in town. Laid back place to enjoy an adult…read morebeverage and entertainment. Great prices and staff! Come on by an say hi.

Dancers awesome service was awesome everyone was so nice. I had a great awesome time.i would…read moredefinitely recommend this place to anyone I kno and people I don't know

It's a titty club...T & A on the stage and a sausage fest in the seats...this is a pretty small…read moreclub...one bar and one U shaped stage...however both legs of the U are set up so individual girls can shake their moneymakers...the legs of the U are connected by about a 4-5 foot wide walkway with some smaller brasswork (looked kinda like monkey bars) so I guess if they wanted to they could have 5 or 6 girls out there on certain occasions...Didn't have to pay a cover cause I strolled in at about 1:40 AM and they shut it down PROMPTLY at 2 AM... Talent behind the bar but look careful cause one of them is married to the manager and I wouldn't want to get on his fighting side!!! They pour a stiff drink which I'm sure ain't the only thing "stiff" in the club...but they should for the prices... Caught a coupla the ladies doing end of the shift work...with most clubs that is typically the newbs...but the ladies looked alright to me...didn't see any medically enhanced talent in the short time I was in...but I tend to stay on neutral ground, the bar But if you just absolutely, positively need to see some shakin' going on then stop on in...I reckon there will be something to tickle your fancy...

Was so amazing. My first time buying and jessica made it so easy and has grest costumer service!…read more10/10 recommen go to her

This store is awesome, in the heart of Houma on Hollywood Rd. They have everything you could ever…read morewant or need in stock, all female staff was extremely helpful! My wife and I bought 3 different toys and some bath lotions. Very happy

i like visions a lot. it's the anti-bourbon street strip club where the girls aren't junkies and…read morethe management isn't pimping them. i often go in the afternoons (friday or saturday) and look for a specific dancer (long black hair, big blue eyes, huge tattoo down her left side) who is as great a conversationalist at the seat next to you as she is dancing on the stage. and there IS a stage. with mirrors and poles in between the two bars which also serve as platforms for the girls to dance upon (as others have mentioned). the stage/bar setup is and interesting being a fan of the out-of-the-ordinary, i like it. i also like that this is a "locals" club. no drunken tourists and college spring break frat boys. the second time i visited, the bartender, joe, remembered me. same with the doorman. it's that kind of attention and attitude that makes me return. another good thing is that the club isn't filled with oversized t-shirt wearing thugs staring at the girls, texting bullshit to their dope customers, and not tipping because when the girl dances over to you at the bar, you have to give her a buck or two or you'll get kicked out. there are no booths or tables. it's a slick way to make money and if you're in a boobie bar, you shouldn't have any complaints about it, because that's what you're supposed to be there for. as a former employee of strip clubs, nothing gets the girls and staff more upset than guys who just sit and stare and nurse one warm beer. visions is a bit more lively than that. then there are the dance, vip and party rooms. recently the club changed some rules and prices for these services and without going into detail, i like it. from what i can tell, the girls make more money and dancers with money are happy dancers. (laughing!) finally, i went on my birthday and got five free drinks. seriously. five. its not really free because you ought to tip well, but sheesh, three bucks a beer at a boobie bar where strippers are kissing your cheeks and rubbing your freshly shaved head with their boobies? what's not to like? "a round for each of these lovely ladies, joe!" i've visited all the different rooms, all with the same dancer (mentioned above), and always get what i pay for and then some. having visited strip clubs from los angeles to tampa and phoenix to houston, it's easy to say visions is my favorite. for local new orleanians, it's worth the drive east over the high rise for these reasons and more.

I found this club to be very average on my run through the strip clubs in New Orleans. The club is…read morenice and in decent repair. The staff were all pleasant to my wife, friends a I. The drinks were reasonably priced but the waitress returning every few months felt at a tad high pressure. The girls were certainly attractive but their energy was very low. The dancing and my one lap dance felt very compulsory. The dancer I was really interested in was just on the other side of drunk and simply couldn't hold a decent conversation. Talking to drunk women can be rather annoying so I moved on. Which was too bad as she was super my type and several hundred dollars that would have been hers remained in my pocket. My wife and I didn't have a bad time here. But, we didn't have an unbridled good time either. Your mileage may vary but our experience was incredibly average.

them girls look like they starving. they should be fed and if you dont want them chubby (which many…read morepeople like) then let them exercise, get some abs or something.

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