Tasty. Kitschy. Venial.
I am a great admit of purity. And Crazy Pizza displays a purity in purpose of separating guests from the money that would put any casino or club to shame by comparison.
The concept is "Can we charge haut French cuisine prices while delivering a small bit of cheese on bread?" The answer, if you are half a block from the port, is ofc "Yes." The asparagus with beets and goat cheese was well balanced, the ingredients of the one person pizzas were first rate -- and servings were minimal even by French standards.
You are greeted by smiling, glowing, friendly maître d' 's, who hand you off to indifferent tuxeudo'ed waiters, who in turn leave you to the split-second ministrations of rushed servers. Honestly, I would have spent more had our waiter checked in afain, but alas, the business model had him focusing on the top of the funnel, and he wasn't to be seen again.
A chef did appear once to toss a fake pizza dough in time to music, so if faux Disney is your thing, this is your place.
If not, perhaps Bruno's Pizza one block further on would be your choice. read more