My fellow yelpers, although you can not see my body from my profile picture, you are safe in your assumptions that I am built like a Greek Adonis with chisled muscles that would chip even the strongest diamond. At least, I am dead sure that is the case under the 3 or 4 inches of fat, or as I like to call it, my 'protective barrier'!
In my youth I was quite the fitness junkie and I do dabble in momentary lapses of judgement that see me smack a punching bag for a couple of rounds or hit the bench press until I can barely pick my nose. These occasional instances of inspiration are often followed by a trip to the local fitness store, where my eyes complete endless work out routines in seconds, and my will power is stretched to its limit to not part with my hard earned dollars on the latest Lat Pull Down Machine.
One of the more impressive of such locations is the Fitness Warehouse on Port Road, where I am proud to say I have not spent a cent to date! It certainly isn't from their lack of pretty machines and promises of possibly living past 35! They stock a complete onslaught of the latest equipment, from Exercise Bikes to complete (and mighty imposing) Smith Machines and, of course, plenty of muscle building suppliments to help you pump yourselves up from itty bity scrawny weaklings to God like specimens of amazingness comparable to myself.....well, closer in any case!
They often have specials on their floor models, especially when they are expecting new stock or upgraded models ariving, so it doesn't hurt to ask! read more