Came here to try the Temezcal experience and then get a massage. The Temezcal experience is when…read moreyou go into a sweat lodge and a woman who speaks an indigenous tongue performs a ritual where she describes things form the cardinal directions. The only negative is that if you don't speak Spanish, you will have a hard time figuring out what is going on because she only speaks Spanish and then the ritual is in the indigenous tongue. The couples massage afterwards was also incredibly relaxing.

I came here a literal stones throw from my hotel in Centro Mexico City for a steam and sauna. All I…read morecan say is, h____ s____!! For $500 pesos (roughly $25 USD) you get a private room with a bed, steam room and a jacuzzi large enough to fit the entire Dallas Cheerleading squad in. If you inquire, they'll provide a eucalyptus vapor sleeve to place in your steam room. This is just what the doctor ordered after a night of debauchery. And I mean, DEBAUCHERY Mexico City style. It has refreshed the mind and body and has me prepared for part deux. Stay tuned.... Until then, Ciao!!

many relaxing options. I like the individual Turkish option, private room with bed, toilet, how…read moreshower and small HOT steam. room Option to have a massage on marble table in wet area relaxing as well. Nice way to spend some time. Very clean, secure location.

Mexico is not the place to go for massages. And of the 3 places that we went to, this was…read moredefinitely by far the worst. I had high hopes; they let you customize the massage with choice of scent, color of the room, music, etc. and I chose "deep tissue". The massage ended up to be series of wimpy light caresses. For an hour. I have never in my life wanted a massage to end... but this time I was counting the minutes. In case you go anyway: After the massage, in which your masseuse uses nearly 3/4 of a bottle of oil on you, you will get up and feel quite gross. I think you can ask for a shower but I was not aware of that. Ask for the shower ("la dulcha") so you don't do what I did and walked away, stuck to my clothes and feeling like I was leaving a slimy snail trail as I walked.