Best club in Brisbane I've seen so far. Good lighting, nice mellow music and girls actually dance…read morenude on the stage, not just wiggle their asses covered with panties in the dark. Most are young and good looking, most are local white chic with a few really stunning Asian ladies. They are great in keeping conversation and don't pressure you to tip or buy a lap dance right away as in other clubs. In fact she'll be all over you already when she's sitting next to you and talking, you'll be literally inhaling her smell, feel soft skin, her eyes and lips inches away from your face will drive you crazy! So when you'll decide to go for a private dance in one of the rooms (not in common area), you'll pretty much know what to expect. You can easily spend a few hours there just relaxing, watching and talking. Entry fee is area-average $20, waived if you prepay for a private dance upfront (recommended, you'll be getting it anyway), prices are posted everywhere, starting from $120 AU for 20 min, you'll be paying to hostess, not directly to girl. I think it's a steal, in other clubs you'll be paying $20 for one (!) minute of having her nude in front of you, and there they cut time short quite often. Tips for Americans: get bunch of US $1 bills beforehand, you can tip for pole dancing with these, cheaper because the smallest AU paper money is $5 (and it will also distinguish you as American boy). Dress sharp, suit or at least slacks and shirt, girls will give you more attention. Your American jeans and t-shirt outfit wouldn't fly there, they'll look at you like at construction worker. Don't ask girl what you'll be allowed to touch during the dance, it may get you in trouble (something with Australian culture about women), clarify it with hostess or security. One of my friends got kicked out of another club because he asked the girl if he'll be allowed to touch her thing down there. Just be respectful and have a good time: you'll get a good value for your money. Don't ask for sex: even if it's legal in AU, it's under different type of business license, and there are plenty of other places for that as well.

Perfect! Went out on the town after a big day at the ekka, very friendly staff, from the minute I…read moresat down a beutiful Thai (I think) girl sat down next to me, extremely friendly (not in a flirty way). Would definitely come back if she was there ;) Got a 20min lappo with her, very professional 10/10 Wish I stayed longer but the boys wanted to continue the brisy crawl Is it wrong to say I would love to take her out for dinner? AJ

Extremely overpriced and reminded me of a club that takes advantage of people. The rooms were very…read morenice and clean cameras. Surveillance was in use. The girls were nice and clean however the pricing was extra extraordinary.

I don't know about the others but I was humiliated three times in two weeks, On Monday 9 March I…read morehad booking with the house and was unfortunately 5 minutes late and till I claimed the stairs 7 minutes. And my appointment was given someone else. So the receptionist has preached me about their rules as I should not be late. OK the Wednesday 11 March I was there 15 minutes early and again my appointment was not ready for me so I was disappointed and asked to go with another appointment but the one which was late did come after 5-10 minutes late and just dragged me from the other appointment as the management did not let me to cancel the late one. And that would be Ok if on Friday 13 March another booking was for a time as I wanted but it didn't work again and I was on another appointment. The worst happened Monday 16 March I was at my booking at 15 to 10 am and I was told to seat down she will be ready for the appointment 10:11 am and no one even comes to tell me what is going on. I left furious and asked the manager for full membership refund as I just joined membership. The woman SARA is a very bad liar as she was telling me that the appointment was not there. What a liar, she has no moral and/or dignity to admit that they were wrong and refund my membership as I do not want to go back there. I hope who ever reads this will learn from my mistake. DO NOT GO THERE, as there are other houses with better and more affordable services at others houses, look around.

Montecito is a discreet and great establishment with kind reception staff the only thing it needs…read moreto improve on is it's lack of advertising by advertising on Escorts Australia https://escortsaustralia.co/ . It had a nice overall ambience about it.

One of my favourite establishments in Brisbane. Reception staff are efficient and helpful, not…read morepushy to book someone. Decor is a little aged, but rooms are crisp and clean. Each room has reasonable sized bed and a spa bath, not sure about the carpet and shower combo though. Girls are mixed in appearance, wide range of looks/sizes - usually friendly. Standard service is basic so bring some extra cash. One downside - only one private room to meet the girls in, if it's taken you have to use the communal room. Day shifts don't have many girls, so I would recommend going in the evening or at night.

Take off your good hat and put on your naughty one…read more That's what Naughty But Nice is all about. Whilst being the token 'sex shop' it isn't really that bad inside once you go in. You can get your hens or bucks accessories here no problems. You can get your dildo's, your bullets, your pleasure holes and all things crazy sex here too. If you and your man or woman want to play dress ups, this is the place to get your crazy dress up outfit. It's a little taboo I know, but it's not so bad once you go in there, they even have a range of DVDs you can buy in various categories depending on what you're into. We had a bit of a laugh when a friend of mine bought something battery operated and the lady behind the counter took it out of the packaging and put batteries in to test it. My friend went beetroot red in the face, that was a bit confronting. But at least it worked right? Better to get it working than have it not and have to come back to the store I guess. It's a specific type of shop, and if you're in that market for that specific type of product, I do recommend Naughty But Nice. It's okay, they won't bite... much.

Many years ago a friend of mine made a strange request that I may never live down. Though I don't…read moreconsider myself a prude, this particular request did push me out of my comfort zone and into a world that I did not necessarily feel at ease in. Being the loyal friend that I am I found myself browsing Naughty But Nice with her looking for the perfect "stress relieving" device. I imagine this would be one of the toughest retail jobs imaginable, however the employees at Naughty But Nice wear it with ease. After browsing for a couple of minutes we were approached by a friendly young woman who proceeded to ask us with disconcerting yet casual directness what we were after. To my surprise my friend was totally comfortable with the situation and I wondered why she needed me there at all. After a few basic lead in questions the conversation turned to girth and I decided to excuse myself from the equation. Once removing myself from the sale my thoughts became rather voyeuristic. I began to browse a range of DVDs that weren't to my specific taste but still held my interest. I was amazed by the variety. Customers seem to have a dozens of niches to choose from, be it your run of the mill backseat plot or to something that looked like some period piece involving some character that looked like a tribute to Queen Elizabeth the first. Sooner then I anticipated my friend was setup with her new friend and we were on our way. Though I may not be a connoisseur of adult outlet shopping I was surprised by how casual the service staff were able to make the entire experience. Though I am sure many of us would prefer to have this kind of adventure to be anonymous, it really is handy to have someone there who knows what they are talking about, leading you through the sale. Though it is unlikely that I'll return to Naughty But Nice anytime soon, I was still impressed by the relaxed, friendly service. As my friend said as we left, "they really were naughty but nice".

I just moved to Queensland and it was the first place where I met some decent guys and all the…read morestaff are very friendly especially Barnes I recommend anybody who wants to have a good night with good music and good porn and some good men to attend

Great place, cleaned regularly with a broad patronage. Definitely busiest on Saturday night but…read moreFriday is busy aswell. Friendly staff that are more than happy to answer your questions. It has two porn rooms one located down stairs off the the chillout lounge the other upstairs near the mirror maze. Plenty of private room and slings. Also has a large glory hole room(the suckertorium) garden smoker's area and out door sling. Most people are respectful and take a subtle not interested well and will leave you alone. Also the hold a monthly nude club night with DJ'S fog machine ect.

Krystal is incredible , I would strongly recommend going…read morethere just for her she is stunning and very smart she is very skilled and loves her job deeply I look froward to going there again also to say it again she has a rocking body if there was a place to rate her id give 10/10

Every single request was met without delay girls were friendly and engaging enthusiasm and eager to…read moresatisfy your desires

Trie visiting two different days. Despite saying it was open online, the place was locked and…read moreclosed.

This place is awesome full of great people hood vibes and the girls are stunning they know how to…read morekeep the party going good music great food and cheap drinks THE SHOWBAR IS WHERE ITS AT!!!!