I'm puzzled by the positive reviews. The hotel is surrounded by construction sites, with everything that is entailed by that: ugliness, noise, and (seriously) a pervasive smell of feces in many parts of that entire couple of blocks, including several parts of the hotel itself (e.g., just walking around on the 28th floor one encounters the smell repeatedly, in various different parts). I wish I could say that other attributes of the hotel made up for it, but that's not the case. Every member of the staff I interacted with was either notably unfriendly (no welcomes, no smiles, hardly any plain courtesy really), reinforcing, I'm sorry to say, the worst stereotypes about German culture, or incompetent, or (usually) both. To give you an idea of what I mean: The AC/heating control panel inside the rooms are very counter-intuitive (I've attached a photo), and you pretty much have to use the AC if you want any air to circulate, because their windows are double-layered and the second layer does not open. So I took the photo I've attached to this review and went down to the reception to have the panel explained to me. The person at the reception looked at the photo and said that he doesn't know how to operate it. I found that remarkable. I asked if there's *anyone* in the entire hotel staff who does know how something as basic works and could explain it to me, and his answer was a curt "No". Draw your own conclusions about the level of customer service and overall competence in this establishment.
I checked in on a Wednesday night around 9 pm btw. When you enter the building and look for the reception, as in a normal hotel, you instead find a dance club in front of you, with loud music blasting and patrons coming and going. It turns out the hotel reception is on the 22nd floor, which is fine, but it also turns out that you cannot directly go from the ground floor to your room's floor. You always need to go to the 22nd floor *and then* from 22 to your destination floor. Likewise for exiting the building. If you're on 28, for example, you first go to 22 and then catch another elevator from 22 to the disco floor. Not exactly convenient.
Cleanliness was an issue. The toilet bowl in my room had not been flushed when I checked in. Several parts of the room were dusty.
The room was very dark, so keep that in mind if you check in at night. It does have a ton of different small lights that you have to discover and turn on, but there's no central switch that would provide sufficient light for the entire room, and even if you turn on all the small lights, the room is still on the dark side.
The infrastructure is generally shoddy. E.g., taking a shower the water overflowed and spilled into the rest of the bathroom. The slippers provided in the room are tiny, about 1/3 of each of my feet were sticking out.
The much-hyped views are primarily views of construction sites (at least that was the case for my room on the 28th floor).
The breakfast was of poor quality, with very limited choices, and served with the usual level of friendliness, which is to say zero.
Their check-out time is 11 am and it seems to be enforced with the level of draconian force you would expect in marine boot camp. Shortly after 11 am I got a call from reception asking when I planned to check out. This was on a day that was (at least seemingly) slow and unremarkable. I had just wrapped up packing and was about to go check out anyway, but the call was an unpleasant indication of how this hotel is run. I'd checked in after 9 pm the night before, and you give me a call 15 minutes after 11 am the following morning to ask when I will be making
myself scarce? I've stayed in hundreds of 5- and 4-star hotels in dozens of countries, and the last time I got such a call was in the early 1990s.
They provide a complimentary bottle of water, but it's sparkling, not still (why they *only* provide sparkling water gratis, and not, say, both sparkling and still, as many other hotels around the world do, is a bit of a mystery, but then again that's how this hotel rolls; also, sparkling water seems to be curiously and unreasonably popular in Germany as a whole, but that's another story). So I went down to the bar to get a bottle of plain still water, which is what most of the world drinks outside of Germany. I finally got a bottle, after waiting about 15 minutes for it. The next day I was charged 9+ euros for it. I consider this to be highway robbery, period. It was a bottle of water that you would get for a dollar or two in a super market, or even in a convenience store. Reputable hotels that are properly run don't do that kind of price markup. This one does. For the record, after I complained and got grief about it for over 5 minutes, the manager finally dropped the charge. The hotel's prices are exorbitant in general. I paid more than $400 for an one-night stay. There are famous 5-star hotels in London and NYC with prices in that ballpark. read more