French guys wear strange clothes…read more Tapered, capri length jeans? Got 'em. Cute, little pink shorts? Check! Every time I'm in one if these stores I find myself scanning the room for anything that a straight, American guy would wear. It's about at the three quarter point when I'm about to scream at the overwhelming metro-sexuality of the whole place that it finally clicks. "Oh, I'm in a Celio. There's nothing for me here." And I walk out.