Specialties
Camping.
For all the distinguished Nudists of Cornudas, Slackers, Ne'er-do-wells, Wastelanders, Burners, Off-grid hippies, Pie-makers, and of course- our dear Sparkle Ponies.
And for everyone else: We have FREE camping, and lots of NOTHING, and NOBODY.
Certainly, we would offer much more than that if we could, but all the Vandals took the Handles.
Plus, this is a totally DIY affair, anyway.
Ok, Pretty Pony??
Our EXACT Lat/Longs are: 31.718361 -105.572782, right off the FM2317 between Anna Pierre Rd. & Pipeline Rd.
...Its just land kiddies- lots of flat, open, raw land, but feel free to come out and bring yer Funkybus; test out your fire organ or pet rocket car, be out under the stars, light off all the fireworks you like- make as much noise as you please.
You very well could be the *VERY FIRST* real actual human being to ever go there, if you dare. ;-)
And yes, while our Sparkle Pony camp may be a fantastic place to ride out a nuclear holocaust, PLEASE:
If you Pack It In, Pardner, YOU Pack It Out.
Leave us a gift, but Leave No Trace.
Free Land For Free People!!
History
Established in 1963.
Papa Kerver bought this land back then; I have no idea why.
But, now you TOO can come out to our family-owned and operated long-abandoned subdivision, and scratch your head, and camp, and be mystified.
...What the Flying F%@# was Papa K doing all the way out here, in this vast land of weird Nothing-ness?
...And now-- what the Flying F%@# are you doing here, too??
Meet the Business Owner: FREE LAND FOR FREE PEOPLE, K.
We are a Burningman Friendly Business, and we welcome ALL people from everywhere.
...Because, what the hell else are you going to do with this damn place??