They envy a lot of things about us, but most of all they envy our guile. Now if your trade uses…read moreyour mouth then you should ply your mouth, really. This club is owned by The Office's David Brent. But you can't have everything. First-Hand Experience: After visiting the stadium in 04 and liking it, I came to see Argyle play in 07 and 11. What a wonderful experience. Brilliant team, amazing fans. I love watching them and I love the spirit of this team. They are an absolute top notch 5 star team to me with 5 star fans. Southern and Westernmost team in England too. Way down by the sea. Absolutely love it here. I've always loved Plymouth Argyle, I'm not really sure why. My concert down here was mediocre, and outdoor actually, and I haven't found any amazing food in the city. It might be because they play in bright green, or are an old seafaring port city (which is so romantic) and the former capital of the British Naval Fleet (which isn't really a good thing but w/e), and also that they had Olly as their manager (Ian Holloway) which is super fun. He even had the accent to match it. But my fave thing is that they play in bright green and they call this park Home. Literally. They've really fallen from grace, as recently as a few years ago they were flirting with the possibility of promotion to the Premier League and now they're languishing all the way down in the lowest tier. They were formed back in 1886. Very impressive. I've visited this stadium several times over many years and it always looks like a bigger deal than you'd think, probably because the team is such a big deal regionally. The nickname "The Pilgrims" should resonate with Americans, although it's pretty, um, Grim. The city of Plymouth is the largest to have never hosted Premier League/top division football. They're also the most southern and the most western club in the league. I'll give them 5 stars in the hope that it inspires them to rise back up where they belong. With a 17k capacity, they belong in a much higher league.

They are the best in the West. (They are also the only in the West, but don't quibble.) I am not…read morealone in liking them: Pilgrim Pete gives them two thumbs up.

If you lie and say that you row, then you should at least go out for a true row so you have an idea…read moreof what you're talking about. First-Hand Experience: I watched the second half of a TCFC game when I was down here in Cornwall for my 2011 tour. I really liked the stadium and crowd, but mainly the spirit and the fight of the team. I will be watching Truro again someday. Truro is a quiet little team with only 3k capacity, and have only been in the Conference a little bit, and are now back out of it. I am not really reviewing the teams outside the Conference and League because I haven't visited most of them, but since I've visited little Truro and had a nice show in this town and since it's the biggest team in Cornwall, which is one of the most beautiful counties in the world, let alone England, I had to include it here. They were founded in 1889 and play in white with a little yellow. And they're adorable.

great place to do your execises and sports they also have kids gym also at south dartmoor schoolread more

I like entrances, but I'm more of an exiter. I'm not sure why. I guess the kids call it "ghosting"…read morethese days. And my fave Depeche album is "Exciter." And my fave Bob Marley song is "Exodus." And I have lots of "exs..." ... er. First-Hand Experience: I've seen them play away 2 or 3 times, although Uri Geller and Michael Jackson were not present sadly. And I've seen the last 30 mins of one of their home games in 2011. Every time I was thoroughly impressed by their loud fans and really passionate, adorable team. I can't help but give them a 5 stars because it's one of my fave teams to watch in the lower leagues. So they play in red and white and are over 100 years old. This cute little south western team in a lovely region of the country have a lot more going on than meets the proverbial eye. For example, Chris Martin of Coldplay, and Noel Edmonds, and Joss Stone, are all fans, and Joss was introduced to the crowd as a fan at a Liverpool cup game... weird. And more weird is that Uri Geller and, yes, Michael Jackson, were directors of the club. Idk why. Also add in the fact that ECFC are owned by their fans... and that they fell out of the football league, made it back in via the play offs and then got promoted to League One the next season, and you can see there's a bit of spoon-bending magic going on here. Anyone that's connected with Michael Jackson has to get 5 stars from me.

The Penzance Astro Park is a widely used relatively new premises in the area. Adjoining the Astro…read moreTurf playing field, and housing the changing room, showers and meeting rooms in it's basement, the bar area itself is a single room, very open plan affair. The ceiling is essentially the roof, very high up! The bar prices are about the same as normal pubs. Limited food is available, but they do things like Sunday roasts. Most of what they do is advertised on a blackboard near the main road by the fire station (the Astro Park is located immediately behind the fire station). Weekends sees its busiest time, as it is home to the Penzance Hockey teams, as well as servicing local football clubs Madron FC and Newlyn Non Athletico FC.

I've seen bigger towns with far fewer recreation facilities than St Ives. And it can't be because…read moreof tourists, because I don't think most people have treadmills on their vacation 'to do' list The swimming pool is really good and there is a smaller pool for kids or mothers with babies. It can be a bit annoying though with all the classes they have in the pool, particularly if they are not on the schedule (as happened to me once). They have a gym with the usual machines and various different classes such as yoga and palates (no, I have no idea what it is, but I suspect something sinister). The gym café though is somewhat overpriced, so I'd avoid that personally. And the view from outside the gymwow. The fit people of St Ives are rather fortunate!

Good pool with good parking. Facilities are clean and up to date. If its a wet day- you're on…read moreholiday and you want a swim in the warm, then make a beeline for the leisure centre. Very easy to find just follow the signs!

An average gaming location that could do with a few more things to do…read more However, I liked the huge selection of board games that one can play and if it's raining an afternoon here is well spent.

At Country skittles you can do an unusual type of bowling called skittles. The game is very simple…read moreand played in a team but it is different to the bowling you would play at a standard bowling alley. There are no electronic scoring systems at Country Skittles instead you use a score card. I find this makes the game feel more traditional and fun. You can also do miniature golf and use a shotting range at Country Skittles. They also have smaller traditional games including chess. They serve drinks and meals, plus cater for parties. I think County Skittles is a great place to take your family for a day out.

Good kids play centre. Has a small cafe providing both drinks and tasty snacks, a soft play area…read moreand activities for under 4's plus a large assault course and activities for the over 4's (and keen parents ;o) ). There is a few video games, mini bowling and trampolines which are great fun! A good number of leather sofas and chairs around the area where you can sip on your drink. Great for a wet day activity if visiting the area.

My wife and I had taken up raze the roofs opportunity with their £1 morning toddler offer. The…read morecentre is clean and tidy and would appear to be freshly refurbished especially in the toilet area. Mr soapy hand soap which made washing hands fun for the kids, also a nice feature are paper towels handy for extra messes and got hands drier quicker than a noisy hand drier and can scare the children. We ordered coffee and bacon sandwich from the breakfast menu, which is also a new feature as well. The staff are happy and helpful and appear to enjoy the job as they also helped our son with arts and craft activity and added the picture to the art tree on the wall. We have now booked a birthday party too and will report back with our findings.