I have very mixed feelings about this hotel so first I'll start with what I liked.
- The exterior of the hotel is gorgeous
- It's situated right behind a pasture of Hairy Coos, which as adorable and really add to the Scottish feel
- Every night when we'd come back from adventures there was a fire burning in the fireplace in the entrance
- The staff was attentive and friendly
- The room was quite nice, and the bathroom well, let's just say I once had a studio apartment that was smaller than the bathroom.
- The interior has the feel of a great Scottish lodge, and that you're visiting the family there because you're good friends. It had animal heads hanging on the wall, paintings of what seemed like late owners or relatives on the walls - I honestly felt like I had just stepped back into the Victorian era.
- The atrium once you walk up the stairs onto the landing is gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous.
And now for what I didn't like.
- While the staff was attentive and friendly, I almost found that they were TOO attentive - like I couldn't just explore the public rooms because someone was always popping up to see if I needed something, which I suppose some people like, I'm just not one of them. It always felt like even though I was allowed to be in that room that I was trespassing.
- The heat in this hotel during the summer is on full blast, which again is great when you're coming in after a rainy day of exploring, but on the sunny days when the temperature peaked around 78ºF, coming back to a room that was stifling hot because the radiator and towel warmer are both on full blast was less than cosy. We turned them both off and opened the window daring to risk the midges, because we could barely breath in the room, but every time we left, someone came in behind us and turned the radiator and the towel warmer back on and closed the window. It was like they wanted us to die of heat exhaustion.
- And lastly... the food. Oh, I wanted to like their food. I really did. We picked this hotel, because they had such a high ranked restaurant on site and because it was our anniversary while we were staying there - so we had planned to eat both nights here. But I can honestly say I have never had blander food in my entire life. Everything tasted like they had removed any savory or salty component from the food. The bread tasted like my own saliva, because it had no taste (I will say it was better toasted in the morning for breakfast - so I'll give them that). I rarely, if ever, add salt or pepper to foods I get at restaurants - so it's not like I'm a salt-loving-fiend or anything. I watch a lot of food network, and I always wondered how a chef could under-salt something, because it was never something I had experienced in person... well now I have - and it was mediocre at best. The only thing that was not under seasoned was the lemon sorbet I ordered for desert. Hubs and I kept switching plates and breads with each other trying to find something that had been seasoned properly, but we couldn't. So, between the bland food and the completely silent dining room we decided to have dinner the next night in town, because for what we paid for dinner - I would expect some really amazingly delicious food, and that is not what we got. What we got needed all the salt on the table and even then it was still bland - I had to salt the bread. I honest to god had to salt the bread to make it taste like something other than saliva. I would honestly have to rank it in the top ten worst meals of my life.
- The morning that we were leaving, the friendly, attentive staff was no where to be found. We needed help with our luggage downstairs, but after 30 minutes of waiting for someone to be found, we just lugged it down ourselves.
I would not go out of my way to return to Kinloch, but if I was in the area I might stay there again, but I would definitely eat somewhere else and bring a fan. read more