Ohhhhhhhh the Laird. There's so much going on here.
Firstly, as the name states, yes it is a hotel. You can stay upstairs, and quite often it is booked solid. NO vacancies. How interesting.
Secondly, though more primarily, it is a leather bar. It's men-only, bear/otter/wolf/cub/puppy friendly. Every scene you can imagine for the post-twink set. If you check the website, they've always got a fetish theme going on, different nights, different weeks, some once a month.
There's tonnes of different rooms here too: normal indoor bars, video bars, pool tables, Wii game consoles, outdoor patio, seating areas outdoors. You will get lost so either bring a friend, drop breadcrumbs, or don't pull a little red riding hood and get scared of wolves haha.
At just shy of 31 years old, the Laird is a gay Melbourne institution, so come see the history, and surely some of the patrons who have been regulars for all those years.
And if you like what you see on the staff, you could always buy the Laird Book and take the memories home. read more