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    Le Cafe Parisien

    4.0 (1 review)
    Closed 8:00 am - 6:00 pm

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    Frankie and Benny's - This was so bad, I had my wife try a bite to confirm we haven't seen a worse pizza.  I was right!

    Frankie and Benny's

    3.0(18 reviews)
    0.5 mi
    ££

    We are being generous here…read more A Saturday lunchtime. We needed a quick meal...why not here It was dark, very empty and presumably with busy waiters...it seemed difficult to get attention or order but we manged in the end Two burgers and some water...only bottles at £3.20 apiece...not amused. Total £26.20 Then the burgers arrived; not what Michael Winner would have called historic...though they did seem to have seen better days...eat up and go... Not again, only in desperation

    I rarely leave reviews on Yelp, but I really had to for this place. My wife and I arrived in…read morePortsmouth for one day to catch a cruise. We had been traveling all day and hadn't eaten. Frankie and Benny's was right by our hotel, so we decided to try it out. It was a big mistake. I ordered a pepperoni pizza and got (quite possibly) the worst pizza I've ever had in my life. I didn't mind the pie was very misshapen. The dough was very hard... almost too hard to bite through. There was no rise to the dough and it had a very salty taste. Clearly, it wasn't made right. Pizza dough only consists of four ingredients and it shouldn't be too difficult to make a decent crust. Overall, the pizza smelled like burnt vinyl. I've had better pizza that has been sitting under a heat lamp all day at a carnival. The only thing worse than having to pay for this experience was actually having to eat as much of it as I did. As a side note, the place was busy with customers, but the overall cleanliness of the dining area left a lot to be desired. Don't say you haven't been warned!

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