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    Le Pachyderme

    3.0 (119 reviews)
    ModerateBars, French
    Closed 9:00 am - 2:00 AM (Next day)

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    What's the vibe?
    Classy
    Casual
    Outdoor seating
    Good for kids

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    This was suppose to be:  "Creamy Burrata farro with grilled vegetables, pesto and strawberry."
    Sam M.

    This place is one of the many terrible restaurants in Paris. All cities have them. Unfortunately, we have to experience bad ones to find really good ones. To start off, our waiter was snooty. We weren't that hungry and only ordered two dishes: Buddha Bowl Green and Creamy Burrata. When I received the Creamy Burrata, I didn't see the "farro with grilled vegetables, pesto and strawberry," which was suppose to be part of the dish. I asked the waiter and he said it was the right dish. As for the "Buddha Bowl Green" salad, the texture of the kale was like thawed, previously frozen spinach. It was disgusting. When the bill arrived, we find out that the dish we were charged for was "Briouates feta and halloumi," not "Creamy Burrata." Either the waiter didn't know what the dishes look like or he was a.... I leave it up to you.

    Jennie C.

    Actually the fucking worst. Everything is so unreasonably overpriced and the entrees r so random. I got a salmon Buddha bowl which was actually disgusting like raw, chewy, un-sushi grade salmon that they initially forgot to bring out. For $18 euros. I could get a whole meal there somewhere else. The drinks we're actually ok. Also my friend ordered a vegan burger and they had cheese all over it was basically a mozarella stick in a burger bun. I'm going to add more later this is a placeholder for ow.

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    Joseph L.

    Hard pass as the food and service was below mediocre. Service was French/internationally slow and inattentive. Having to hunt down the waitress during her meal break to ask for a check while all other staff were behind the bar. The food was either overly seasoned (French onion soup that needed to be diluted with water as it was way too salty) or an omelet with ham, cheese, and potatoes inside??, lacked seasoning. The croque madame was burnt. Literally black and served to us but tried to hide the burn areas with the egg. Ordered mimosas which were incredibly small. Best thing to have is the included baguette which was the only real highlight.

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    Marc A.

    Le Pachyderme reminds you of a chain sit down place. Nothing about it is exceptional but nothing about it is particularly bad either. The food is all relatively decent and the servers are all friendly. If you are struggling to figure out where to eat and are looking for something easy nearby in Republique, you could do worse.

    Salade antipasti XXL: légumes du soleil (10%), toast mozzarella (3 petits), salade verte (90%) et 1 tranche de jambon (grasse)

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    Amazing food and just a fun place to be! Friendly, attentive staff. Delicious shareables and mains. Will definitely be back!

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    My starter was excellent, carpaccio on a bruschetta with pesto.

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    Dirty Dick - Menu

    Dirty Dick

    4.2(286 reviews)
    2.3 kmPigalle, 9ème
    €€

    Dirty Dick is a very fun French take on a tiki bar in the middle of Paris' Montmartre area. If you…read morelike spicy drinks, El Placer De La Tarde was a respectably spicy drink in addition to being tasty. My wife had the Painkiller and loved it. Later on I had the Navy Grog. It was good, but I'd say it wasn't crazy strong. My wife got the Miami Vice Negroni and we both thought it was meh. Being as you're in Montmartre, there are plenty of bars to visit. I'd definitely make Dirty Dick a spot to visit if you're doing a crawl.

    Dirty Dick is the only people we double dipped during our holiday to London and Paris. Recommended…read moreto me on a Conde Nast Traveler article, I was drawn to it for the proximity to Montmartre and description as being a "dive tiki bar". I ordered the painkiller my first time around and it was perfection! The atmosphere of tiki music, Caribbean-inspired artwork and leis and tiki shields adorning the walls transported me to a beach in the Bahamas for a few minutes. We knew we had to come back our last night and did so! I ordered the Miami Vice Negroni and it was a complex drink. I still can't determine if I liked it or didn't. I got different sweet and bitter notes each sip. My husband got the extra grog strength drink and it was a hit! Do yourself a favor and come here! You won't regret the slight deviation from wine and champagne and enjoy the reprieve!

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    Lulu White - Le bar

    Lulu White

    4.5(83 reviews)
    2.3 kmPigalle, 9ème
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    What a great find!…read more This bar doesn't look like much from the outisde but once you walk in, its super cool and full of character. The bar staff was extremely friendly and educated us on the history of the bar. Both bartenders spoke english and were from United States. It was explained to us that Lulu White was a brothel madam, that was concidered to have more power than the mayor of New Orleans during the late 1800s. Her brothel contained a "Blue Book" that allowed patrons to chose their companion via photos. The Lulu White bar, took this concept and allows you to chose your drink according to the individuals photographed in the "Blue book". We were told the individuals listed in the book change about every 6 months but the Lulu White drinks remains constant. I tried the Lulu White: Altos Anejo Tequila, Plymouth Gin, Genepi, Absentroux, and Cardamon noir. It came in a elegant beautiful glass and It tasted like a dry martini with a licorice flavor from the absinthe. This was definitley a drink you sip on to enjoy. The décor of the bar, resembled historical New Orleans with its dim lighting and elegant décor and half moon booth seating. This was a great surprise, and I recomment anyone to stop by and check it out!

    Quaint bar with live jazz and nice bartenders. Stumbled in here on a Sunday night trying to get…read moreaway from the mostly English speaking clientele in the surrounding bars. Still a strong mix of anglophones but locals seem to balance out the crowd. Fairly priced cocktails. I had the Beatrix which was a little too bitter for my taste, so switched out to the Pale Ale which was tasty. The live music was fantastic! Not sure if the ensemble is there every weekend, but they made a great trio. I'd visit when/if in Pigalle again.

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