Being the idiot foreigner I was, I opted to stay here when I first moved to Melbourne as an international student. This place is ridiculously overpriced because it knows it will get money out of chumps like me. I had a four-month lease at $200/week on a compartment smaller than most cubicles I've worked in.
Despite the cost this place has its good points. First, it's located about 5 feet from the tram stop so you have easy access to many places. If you want to get to the city faster, the metro is a short brisk walk in the same direction. Need groceries? Woolies and Preston Market are nearby, too. It isn't the closest to RMIT or La Trobe but it offers a bus shuttle service to both unis so you don't have to pay for PT.
There are many amenities that are fairly decent including the pool, gym, outdoor barbecue area, and a washer and dryer on each floor. Even the café is quite lovely and they make a decent skinny cap. Because it is a hotel I was able to get a wake-up call every day until I bought a phone with an alarm.
As for the living conditions, it's cramped. I had tall friends stay here who didn't fit in the beds! Apparently this place is a converted hospital, which might help explain the tiny rooms and ceiling-mounted TV. Also while living here I had my first and hopefully my last experience of having my toilet inside my shower stall. Did I mention this place is cramped? The décor doesn't make it any easier: you will either have walls painted tomato sauce red or if you're lucky like me, mustard yellow. The room has a mini-frige, a microwave and each floor has a communal kitchen. Waiting for the kitchen is a pain and other tenants hoard the room in the refrigerators so it's difficult to coordinate a cooking time. I never bothered with the kitchens and just microwaved all my food. This led to some odd meals but it was worth it in the end. Other tenants typically steal anything you buy and put in the communal refrigerators even if you plaster your name and room number all over it.
Due to the high international student turnover, you can make out pretty good if you keep your eye on the communal kitchen. People will leave their cutlery and crockery as well as small appliances when they move out. By the end of my four months I had an impressive collection of mismatched flatware and cups.
Though not the best place to live by any means and I pretty much hated it, it wasn't the worst I could do. Bottom line: Great place for a short stay while looking for cheaper housing near uni. read more