The broads r a lot fatter than they use to be,I'm 69,but been coming here since I was 18.somet8mes they have a few decent dancers on duty

Les Girls A Hauntingly Perfect Experience! Where do I even start with Club Neon Mirage? This place is a fever dream wrapped in glitter and regret, and I mean that in the best way possible! From the moment I walked in, the flickering neon lights and the heavy scent of cheap perfume hit me like a freight train of nostalgia. It reminds me of my childhood--those long, hazy nights sneaking into places I shouldn't have been. The dancers here move like they're possessed by some kind of primal energy, and I couldn't look away, even when I wanted to. My goal was to scam here, I'll be honest. I thought I could charm the dancers, maybe spin a sob story or two to get some extra attention without opening my wallet. But Les Girls turned the tables on me! Those dancers are like sirens with a sixth sense, seeing right through my hustle with those piercing, glitter-dusted stares. Before I knew it, I was the one emptying my pockets, mesmerized by their grace and handing over tips like I was under a spell. They scammed me into loving every second of this gloriously twisted place! The people there seemed to be having a bit too much fun around midnight, then I spent way more than I planned (sorry, rent), but every dollar felt like a tribute to this bizarre temple of excess. If you're looking for a place that feels like it's peeling back the layers of your psyche this is it. I'm already counting down the days until I can go back and lose myself in the Mirage again. Bring your cash, your sins, and maybe a therapist's number--you'll need all three. read more

I went to the video booths one night, not sure if they have doors now but they didnt then, and I was stroking in a booth and this clean cut kinda thick Filipino Hispanic mix guy walks in. I said oooops n he left .I thought he did it on accident then he did it again few mins later then once more n I said if u wanna j/o w me ok and we started stroking n watching vids n he touched mine n I touched his thick one and all of a sudden he goes down on me. I was about to stop him but it felt so good I unloaded a huge load off my back. Shook hands n took off. Never went back but I want to read more

Terrible they over charge not to mention they have cameras in the vip rooms I will never go back

Great club the girls are awesome. Moonshine is as good as the other reviews say. Coi was beautiful and super cool. I saved last for best shout out to Scarlett. Definitely will make it back as soon as I can. Hello to all the girls from Dj. read more

Bad energy, smelled like BO, subpar dancers, overall just a sketchy, poor experience. Bought a dance and the dancer took up 2/3 songs yapping and eating a bag of Cheetos- and then said oops, the dance is timed so I can only give you one song now. Tf I ain't pay you $40 to watch you eat some Cheetos?! read more

A lot of beautiful women, I think I'm in love. Coming back for more moonshine! Also my friends love it!

Too bad the once great Legacy of Les Girls has come to an end. We used to come here to see the beautiful ladies and great atmosphere. Don't waste your time or your money at Les Girls unless you like dissatisfaction and disappointment. read more

While it has been a fair stretch of time, I have fond memories of this place and it's two sisters, The Bedroom and Showplace. I spent a good deal of both time and money here and made some great friends. read more

The concierge made this experience a pleasure to attend and the food looks delicious. I feel like I received a lot of information on the service. I am looking forward to returning to the ambience. It looks super fun as a daily practice. Thank you for your service. read more

Les Girls is the very best strip club in San Diego. The girls are all great and they love to give attention to people that treat them well. Be careful though, because you might just fall in love. The club itself is an older building but there are many modern additions to the setting. They get totally nude so they can't serve alcohol and they don't serve food but there are vending machines and an ATM inside. My favorite is Samantha, and she works Thursdays and Sundays. read more

People are probably wondering how this place gets 3 stars. It's so bad it deserves 3 stars because the visit and the stories are worth it alone. I went here back in 2015 and never wrote a review until someone told me a story about it today. The girl who danced on me smelled like BO. It was God Awful. I was so distracted by smell I think Marty McFly took me back to the future to my high school locker room. Oh Lawd. To put it simple. Strip club = 1 Star Night you'll never forget and wonder WTF: 5 stars. Don't go sober. read more

I went into Les Girls while in STG-"A" school and continued while in BEEP and "C" school. In 1984 and 1985. The girls were fantastic and I had a couple of polaroids with a couple of the hottest girls there. I ended up dating one while I was there for nearly two years. First time there, a bunch of us, still had no civilian clothes privileges...put all of our Dixie cups on top of the catwalk area. Dancer kicked them and into the crowd they flew. She then took off my BC's and inserted them into her hoohoo and put them back on my face. WOW! I am 6'5" and decent looking, so I guess I was targeted...could not have been for my money...lol. Awesome place and I recommend it to every guy. This was our joint along with Pacers and AJ's. 10 's from me read more

"A broke ass nigga trying to look at pussy for free" C O M E D Y I've been here before. The girls were beautiful and nice. Gorgeous Jasmine was my personal favorite. I need to go back if Asian women are doing this kind of performance art lmao. read more

In my entire lifetime I've only been to two strip clubs, one in Vegas and one here at Les Girls. My time in Vegas was probably the worst. I took my second chance here and I don't regret it at all. Much of the girls we're very nice oh, I think the manager was there not sure but she was very nice as well. It wasn't very crowded that night surprisingly since they have a good selection of beautiful women. A lot of people have wrote that girls are asking for tips, I don't blame them that's how they make their living. If you're there for free entertainment, you better off watching porn. These girls deserve to get tips. read more

These places change over the years. My first visit to Les Girls and it's neighbor- the Body Shop- was in the 80s. The girls were gorgeous. I even paid for a private session upstairs. That was a great Sexual experience for me. Throughout the years, and my girlfriends and wives- I never went in the Les Girls establishment. Now, all I have are some fond memories! read more

The last time I went there was back in the 1980's and it was a rocking place even then. The owner Jim had 3 locations at that time, Les Girls, Rhe Bedroom and his star club of the time "Showplace". Each club offered a different flair for seeing the talent. The Bedroom was an up close tiny theater with nothing more than that, Showplace had much to offer, private room for private show, booths to lounge, a wrap around booth that surrounded the stage, 3 pool tables, 2 drum sets, hammocks, 3 pinball tables, soda machines, 2 Foosball tables and a chance to have a picture taken with your own dancer. Then there was Les Girls, which is now the Last remaining remnant of a lifelong Era of erotica entertainment of those days. It also offers a lot. The dancers used to rotate between the clubs and there were at least 2 drivers to take them back and forth. The girls had a lot of beauty and class back then. I would say the same is probably evident today. I wish I could have kept in touch with many of them because over the years we all became good friends. I even worked as the DJ for showplace for a while. If anyone ever knows what ever happened to Misty Christy. This hot red head from the late 70's early 80's let me know. I had a big crush on her. read more

If you like strip clubs with a variety of different kinds of girls this is your spot!!! This place is not your average strip club. The girls greet you in the beginning as you first walk in, with a $10 cover (not bad) this place is ONLY NUDE so no alcoholic beverages are served here. My friends and I pre gamed before hand but there are bars around the area. There is the main stage/private rooms as well (3 songs $40). If you like more sensual/ private environment this is your place. Thanks Les Girls for all the fun and the sexy ladies that made my evening memorable. Definitely coming back for more. read more

It's a different type of strip club. I just didn't think much of it. Girls go on a wannabe Broadway stage and wait for you to tip after they perform. They have the VIP booths behind the seats. It's pretty empty at times even on weekends. It shows a somewhat slow pace and it is more difficult to get closer to the ladies in case you want a lap dance, unlike other strip clubs the girls are not walking around the joint making it easy to approach them or for them to come to you. I understand how they want to be unique but sometimes it doesn't work so well. I'll give them two stars because they still showed heart. Some of the ladies were nice. read more

In a search for weird, avant-garde theater, this place came up. I liked that it's run alot different from traditional gentleman's clubs. I figured I'd check it out.....for science ;) I went in on a Friday night. It wasn't crowded, a few drunk couples and military guys made up the small crowd. There are rows of chairs and some strange church benches to sit on. Here is how it works: 10 bucks to get in. Each girl dances to a few songs, then they go out into the lobby and if you want private dances you go out and sign up. Private dances are 10 $ per song or 3 for 25$. The girls don't hound you for tips, which is fantastic. No pressure. Big issues: - The bathrooms are heinous. - No booze. - Most of the dancers are pretty gross - A dancer named Jenna, Yawned 3 times on stage, and at one point just stood there shrugging her shoulders. - They dance to almost 3 full songs..if you don't like the girl you are stuck watching them for a while - The stage looked in need of repairs and upkeep. if you want an evening of adult entertainment and don't want to deal with a hassle you should check this place out, just don't expect much. read more

Les girls is a hidden gem, come here if you want unique sweet ladies to pay you attention. There is something for everyone here! Not your regular strip club but in all the best ways! read more

Let's see, you can cum here and get in w/cover and a lap dance for $10. Another $5 will get you another lap dance. For $1 you can put $$$ into the girls panties. Next door is a jerk off arcade when you're almost ready to call it a night. So basically you can get into a strip club, get 2 lap dances, put money in a dancers undies and see porn and rub one out for about $20. I can't even walk into Stingaree for less than $25. Les is a good man, he made slumming affordable enough for everyone. And does anyone wonder why there's bums, junkies and low life's stumbling around loma portal? Pass the crack please. read more

My gf had never been to a strip club before, so I took it upon myself to take her to one. Since she wasn't interested in going to one and I sorta forced her into it, I decided to pick one that wasn't too pricey. Les Girls fit the bill and jeez louise this place was lame. 10 doll hairs to get in, the mrs. was free. Walk in, and the place is pretty dead. There were about 5 or 6 other people in there just watching. The first girl up looked ok. The 2nd lady had more attitude. She was visibly annoyed at the lack of people inside who weren't throwing up any money. Literally, there was like 4 dollars during her whole set which seemed the norm for the next two dancers. The last dancer I felt really bad for. As soon as she came out, everyone seemed to get up and leave and there was now only 4 people watching her, and one dollar on stage. She wasn't hot, had a gut, but still, she's trying to hustle and make money, and there's one dollar on the stage, so I went up and gave her 3 bucks. Afterwards she blew me a kiss. Awwww, I think I'm in love. My gf was very far from impressed and I told her that was the lamest strip club I've ever been too, I've only been like 5 times. I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone. One funny thing I noticed is that after the girls do their nude dances where they show us everything, they go behind the curtains, and then they come back out covered in a sash to collect their tips. Really, you have to cover up now after you just flashed your vagina to all 7 of us. Now you're shy. read more

Man this is the worst strip club I have ever been. Overweight women with stretch marks dancing is not sexy at all and don't even get me started with the lap dances... Just avoid this place. read more

I always fantasized about strippers. Not anymore, I am cured of my addiction! Thank you to the worst place in SD for making the most creepy theater in the world. This place makes going to an adult theater with Paul Rubbins like a trip to Disneyland. If you love unattractive girls than this place is for you! We walked in for a bachelor party and the girls were eating the ever popular sexy food of Jack In the Box tacos. Nothing better than getting a lap dance from a girl who smells like tacos. This place will make to love your daughter so much more so she will make better life decisions. I can't say enough good things about this place. Cheers!! #satudayisfortheboys read more

This place is amazing ! Friendly girls & friendly staff ! Really enjoyed my time there . Entrance for males is 10 and 5 for females ! Literally best 5 dollars I've spent to be amazed by all the beautiful girls ! Please come check this place out ! You will love it!!! read more

Stopped in with my gal, 5 bucks for me and lady of course is free. Saw a couple girls, Still think they need to get a pool or some props or something up on the stage. Place was kinda packed, the place is decent enough just kinda irritating with a verbose & immature group up front. Girls were great. see ya'll again soon I am sure. read more

I noticed this place the last time I went to the "Body Shop" strip club which is next door to this joint. After a not so great time at the Body Shop I decided maybe I would come to this place if I were ever passing by again and I'm somewhat pleased that I did. The place was overall okay. I did find it a bit surprising to see a different type of gentlemen's club like this in this area. I guess it's supposed to be an old school type of an adult show with the audience watching in front of a live stage. It's small but it shows some heart. The lap dances booths are in the back. There weren't that many people when I went. I could see why the amount of space would bother some people as the chairs are also really next to each other. They have a DVD section as well where I guess you can go and enjoy a movie and relieve yourself but I was there to see the live talent. The girls were for the most okay to good material they all seemed nice and willing to deliver a good lap dance. There are no women walking around to offer lap dances like in a regular strip club but I guess that's all a part of its own category of a gentlemen's club. It was okay. Maybe because I'm not used to this sort of gentlemen's club but I did find it somewhat interesting. I'll consider this a positive review. read more

I can't believe this place never changed and GOOD! I was a regular here in the 90s when I was in the navy school down the street. Something funny...young lady danced to Portishead. Les Girls is where I first heard that in the 90s. Super throwback and nostalgic. Years later it's still my favorite. I used to be younger than the girls. read more

This place is... interesting. Definitely stuck in the seventies as far as aesthetics, but definitely comfortable. The theater is a bit grungy, and the rooms could stand to be bigger. Really, it's the girls who make this place. Of course there are some mediocre looking girls... but the hot ladies that make up for it are more than worth it. Like Natalia -italian girl with a hot body-, Alicia -cute blonde surfewr chick- Alice - sexy goth goddess who dressed up like Alice in Wonderland (how hot is that?)- And Honey - super toned and perfect black woman- The only thing I would change about this place is the interior. It's kind of scary at first. Very dim and whatnot... But other than that, awesome girls! read more

Me & my girlfriend were feeling adventurous & decided to check this place out since we were staying at the hotel down the street. We had a great time! Luckily I paid no cover charge & got in for free. Sucks they don't serve alcohol but I was able to sneak In some liquor. The crowd of course consisted of your typical creeps, one guy was kicked out for jacking off in the front row. Girls here were very nice, you don't feel pressured to drop $$$. Best part of the night is when my girl jumped on stage with one of the girls & started dancing on the pole. Oh btw for all you creepers they have a jerk off area in the sex shop next door. No joke it's a bit weird, you get into a private room & watch porn while you do your business. read more

Les Girls is a time machine to the distant sexual revolution past of the 60s and 70s. If you came here to see Perfect 10s and to get freaky crazy lapdances you are at the wrong place better head to Body Shop or Expose or Cheetahs. This is a old school theater style nude show. You sit in theater seats and watch mostly 19 to 23 year old girls strip naked. The lapdances are tame and lame. Its cheap and I mean real cheap to hang out here. Just a $10 cover and most people do not tip. Surprised not more places like it. Just hot young naked girls dancing with guys who just watch. Every neighborhood should have a Les Girls. Wonder if they have a franchise? read more

Man, this place is just grimy. I've been here two times and I'm pretty sure that's two times too many. Any further plans to go to this place with friends have been mostly because we're bored and have nothing better to do, and every time we all unanimously agree that seeing bad strippers dance badly is just a waste of $10 and whatever leftover one dollar bills we could give them. The girls are really hit or miss- and more often than not it's a miss. Some of them look really old, or really out of shape, or just really strangely proportioned? I mean, I'm all for the beauty of diversity when it comes to the female anatomy, don't get me wrong, but sometimes less is really more. Probably the most attractive girl there had some of the...uh, weirdest breasts I have ever seen? I can't even describe them, but the words "fried eggs" and "deflated" come to mind. And oh, the booty claps! So much booty clapping goes on here it isn't even funny. Or, well, that's a lie. It becomes comical after a while. For most of these girls, that seems to be their main routine, right next to slapping their ass and then looking at me straight in the eyes and deep within my soul. No one girl really stands out, since they all just kind of fall into the categories of "sad and trying to make ends meet" or "malnourished and probably using drugs." There are some that are more interesting to watch than others, but after about 5 girls it all just kind of blurs into the same sad routine of "get outside, drop on all fours, roll, go backstage, come out without a top on, booty clap, go backstage, come back naked, mimic masturbation, booty clap, look me straight in the eyes, go backstage, come out wearing a shawl and pick up the money." In between sets you can watch the same lesbian porno they've been playing for the past year featuring a latino woman with some very long fingernails and what I can only describe as "roast beef curtains." The overall opinion I've gotten from most people that come here is it's actually pretty disgusting as far as lesbian porno goes. What a shame. Either way, I personally wont be coming back here, and neither will any of my male friends who all mostly share my sentiment. I mean, lets be honest here, when a strip club is suggested as something to do because "dude the girls are so bad and this place is so scummy bro you gotta check it out, i'm serious man lets go", you're obviously not running the kind of strip club people would actually want to come to. read more

i went to les girls for all of five minutes since it was free. my friend was celebrating his birthday and a going away party on the same night. they kicked the night off getting drunk at home and going to the chuck e. cheese in the next shopping center. i was at ultrazone lazer tagging with my co-workers. i had to drive back home to north county drop off my co-workers (since they were minors) and headed back to the area and they were all done but we had to go back in and pick up a straggler. and i have to say... the girl that stamped my hand was really sweet. and then through the crushed velvet we went in the middle of a performance. we scooted in and i could feel my jaw just hanging open. my friends little brother was hangin out, watching the show. i spotted a friend and her guy that i haven't seen in months sitting front row center enjoying the show like it was a broadway production. i was kinda thrown off. for my first experience, i was expecting a T-shaped stage, bar stools and poles. but it was a performance stage. i left mid-giggle as the girl on the stage, totally nude, hopped up on a round cushion chair as it started to spin. on the drive back to our friends house they said they were waiting outside when i got there cause they were afraid our friend was gonna get in trouble for being a little loud plotting to jump on the stage and perform. making others enjoying the show as i termed as "killing their boners" well, that was a first, indeed. read more

This place is NOT a strip club. Its such a weird set up, the porn on the side TV is more interesting than most girls.. The stage is set up like a theater and for a friday night, there was like 5 ppl in there. very creepy looking guys. The music was Marilyn Manson- soo not strip club music. read more

To be fair it was a Monday night but this still goes down as one of the worst strip clubs I've ever been to. Weird set-up, ragged carpeting and uncomfortable seating. read more

The sexiest girl is Katy Fox omg... The sexiest thing is the heel clap thing she does holy shit! She is slim yet so nice and sexy. Ugh. The only reason why I didn't give a 5 star is because they cant serve alcohol. The whole coming in and out privilege is fucking greaaaat. Classic kinda look so just onestage but it's fucking great. Just sit there on a good Thursday night or Saturday and sunday omg. Wont regret it read more

A friend just called me to meet him there tonight. Yea, maybe. I dont know Probably not. Its definitely an option. No.

Not the fanciest adult club in San Diego, but probably the best deal and maybe the most hassle free. Enter for $5, no drink purchase required. Go into a theater, where you can sit in front or in back. The girls dance on the stage in front of you. The first set is with some clothing or panties, the last set is nude. There is no great pressure to tip as in other clubs, but do tip the ladies since they work hard. You got in for $5 so a $ or two won't set you back much. The other good deal are the private dances in the little rooms, which cost $10 for one or 3 for $25. You have the option of having the girl partially clothed, or nude. If nude, girl must be 6 feet away & no touching of course. The ladies at Les Girls are mostly attractive. There is a fair diversity of body types, breast sizes and ethnicities. Most of the girls are slim, which happens to be my favorite type. Missy and Cali are my fave ladies. In the past Josie and Lea were very good, but I don't think they work there anymore. There are almost always some new ladies to admire. Another example of how they don't rip you off: they have a soft drink machine in the lobby that costs on $1 per drink. So, be sure to tip the ladies you like & get the private dances. read more

The Pros - Cheap entry, cheap dances, most of the girls are good dancers and pleasant enough. Management is straightforward, doesn't try to con you. The Cons - Alot of homeless and other weirdos hang outside trying to bum money or various things off of you, some of the clientele are straight up creepy, and it's like highschool 2.0 if you manage to hear some of the conversations between the girls. If you havnt been here, it's worth checking out, some of the girls are real sweethearts, but others are rude, bitchy, and love drama, guess it just depends on the night. Just be prepared to tip if you sit in the first 2 rows by the stage read more