Well they did it again. Now it's not like I go here very often because I don't want to end up looking like some chunky, fatty boombah. But I was starving this morning so decided to risk another attempt. All seemed to go well when ordering that succulent piggy bacon & egg mcmuffin. That was until I was several minutes down the freeway and went to open the muffin.
The smell struck me first and in fact for a moment I actually wondered if I may have got a dead wombat squashed into my wheel well several weeks earlier that I hadn't noticed. And that's when I saw it. Some floppy, brown mess hanging from a partially assembled mcmuffin. Dear god... what had they done. This must be one of those things that appear on the menu that you thought no one had ever eaten. That urban legend. The dreaded sausage & egg mcmuffin. Like who eats those? Really? Donkey turds... the only way I can describe the taste... not that I go around chomping down after donkeys but one might imagine that's what it's like.
So thank you once again... for spoiling what good have been a juicy, delicious bacon experience. read more