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    Moco Museum

    4.1 (124 reviews)
    Open 10:00 am - 8:00 pm

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    Banksy's art - printing of £10 notes with Princess Di, he printed £1 million
    Susan C.

    3.5 and rounded up. Amusing and thought-provoking, this historic Art Nouveau townhouse (Villa Alsberg), is filled to the brim with pop art. This is one where you need to book tickets by time slot in advance, as some times can sell out, being hugely popular with works by Banksy, Haring, Hirst, Michele-Basquiat and more. Located just a block south of the Rijksmuseum in what appears to be a large two-story house, staff stand outside during opening hours to scan tickets before visitors head up the stairs to the entry. It takes only about 30 minutes to navigate all the rooms briskly. Interestingly there is more art here by artists with mononymous pseudonyms than I'd ever seen in one gallery before. Banksy, Kaws, Stik, Frankey, Faile, WhIsBe, just to name a few. I suppose the hope was endowing oneself with such a name would add to street cred and create an iconic air of mystique by having a single identifier. Unfortunately for this newest wave of artists a lot of everyone else was thinking the same thing; each simultaneously searched for uniqueness to set them apart which in the end resulted in blasé conformity. At least you can't judge art by the artist's name alone, so walking thru the different rooms there were a variety of pieces, ranging from sketches, painting, textiles, sculpture, collage, prints and digital art. Some humorous and witty pieces made me smile, like a few of Banksy and Robbie William's works, with their statements on society. I appreciated "cute" emanating from the modern artistic realm in the form of Frankey's animal sculptures and Takashi Murakami's colorful fantasy figures. Two things disappointed me: 1) some pieces shown meandered along the thin line of commercial and fine art, and I'm not sure I fully appreciated nor could I delineate the difference in many cases. Most of these feelings were directed towards the digital art and full-room textile/lighting displays, which to me felt like glorified selfie stations*. At the same time I was intrigued by their popularity. 2) how crowded the museum was--at around 4pm on Saturday it was bursting at the seams and borderline claustrophobic in certain areas. They allow entry by time slot though especially around the front foyer I felt like I walked into Times Square on December 31. If you're in Amsterdam and looking to appreciate forefront pop artists of our time, definitely drop by. Exhibitions switch up. Tickets are normally €21.95 for adults, which I felt was kinda high for such a small museum, though discounts are available children and students and for certain pass holders. If you have certain city or museum passes you still need to book in advance, so make sure to select the correct ticket type when booking! Bathrooms and gift shop available on the ground floor prior to museum exit. *Nothing wrong with an occasional selfie, I do shudder a little when "art" is created for the purpose of being selfie backdrops though.

    Kelly S.

    Super fun museum ! Not too big where you feel overwhelmed but does feature interesting pieces from several prominent contemporary artists. The curation showcases mostly dynamic and vibrant pieces too which I appreciate. I enjoyed the Kaws, Banksy, and Robbie Williams works the most. The museum is flossed throughout a unique building with tons of character. I highly recommend ! Great for kids too.

    The pink bed in the garden is comfy
    Julia S.

    This was a glorious experience. Conveniently located in the museum quarter, this small but mighty museum features contemporary and modern art from a variety of artists. I especially enjoyed the immersive art exhibits. The Symphony of Nature by Six N. Five made me tear up a little bit. It was so peaceful that I forgot to breathe a couple of times. I also really enjoyed the sculptures both indoors and outdoors in the garden, especially the interactive ones outside. There were lots of whimsical pieces that invited smiles, along with striking pieces that inspired awe. It was really fun to see famous pieces up close, and I particularly enjoyed the descriptions of the art, along with the many quotes from the artists, all of which contextualized the pieces, making them more accessible. I came early in the day, so it was never too crowded, which was nice. Even though there weren't many other visitors, the space is intimate, so you could easily ask someone to snap a photo for you if you wanted to.

    Diana G.

    Small museum, but so worth it. You'll probably only spend about an hour or less in here. They are is modern and contemporary. They do have an interactive exhibit that makes for great pics. The garden also has some fun picture opportunities. The garden is free to enter. We didn't have to get tickets ahead of time for this museum. We were able to walk in without a wait.

    May M.

    Amazing museum with some of the world's best known modern artists. Great audio to accompany the exhibition. Surprised us not just with the display in this traditional building, but also with immersive experiences. Definitely recommend a visit when in Amsterdam

    Is it good art?
    Keandra P.

    Worth a visit. I was visiting Amsterdam for 1 day a few months ago and really wanted to enjoy a museum. One of my fav things to do while traveling. My friend let me pick out a museum that we could just show up same day and didn't require reservations, since I was visiting. Thid was my pick. We walked here so I could enjoy a city stroll. It looks like a cozy stately home from the outside, but has been transformed inside to a multi floor contemporary art haven to explore and enjoy. You could spend a couple of hours here taking your time (depending on how crowed) like we did, or view a specific exhibit for a short period, or walk through pretty quickly in half an hour maybe. Reasonable price admission cost, well worth it for my experience. But I see some reviewers have complained about the price. This museum has a fantastic mix of multi medium, digital, and immersive art. With well known artist like Basquiat, Banksy, Damien Hirst. And less well known artist to me, Hajime Sorayama (check out Sexy Robot) or ICY & SOT. The Robbie Williams exhibit was wonderful. Art helps us see ourselves and each other better. Enjoy your inner dialog.

    Banksy
    Tiffany J.

    "In art we trust!" Shout out to my Yelp friend Amy Lauren S. for putting the Moco Museum on my radar. I came across her review when I was planning my Amsterdam trip and decided to add it to my itinerary. I'm glad I did, because I really enjoyed my visit! I used the I Amsterdam card to purchase a ticket. I purchased it a week in advance, but I think you could probably purchase a last minute ticket without any problems. Moco (Modern Contemporary) is a fun museum that features unique and interesting street, contemporary, and modern art. The museum also has some cool art installations. In addition to Amsterdam, they have locations in London and Barcelona. The museum isn't very large and you can easily see everything in under an hour. They offer an audio tour, but I didn't use it. The museum features some well known contemporary and street artists like Basquiat, Warhol, and Banksy; but they also showcase art from musicians like Robbie Williams and Eddie Vedder. Robbie's exhibit "Pride and Self-Prejudice" was my absolute favorite and it really resonated with me. I loved how he used his art to take us through his mental health journey. I found myself laughing at some of the pieces even though the pieces themselves were very dark and depressing. I can certainly relate to some of his work and I appreciate his willingness to be vulnerable through art. The rooms with infinity mirrors (Studio Irma) as well as the large sculptures on the patio were cool too. The visuals were stunning and they made for some fun photo ops. There were also some exhibits that were very thought provoking (JR's "The Gun Chronicles"). Moco is in Museumplein near the heavy hitters (Rijksmuseum and Van Gogh Museum) so I imagine it gets overlooked by museum goers. Don't sleep on this place though. If you enjoy contemporary art that is edgy, provocative, and thoughtful, visit Moco.

    Helene S.

    At the end of a long day, I visited the Modern Contemporary (Moco) Museum with a friend (while our husbands took a break.) It is a perfect place to explore for less than an hour. The Moco Museum is an independent museum that focuses on modern, contemporary, and street art. It has locations in Amsterdam, Barcelona and London. The permanent collection contains works by Banksy, Jean-Michel Basquiat, Keith Haring, Damien Hirst, KAWS, Jeff Koons, Yayoi Kusama, Andy Warhol, Studio Irma, and other emerging artists. In Amsterdam, the collection is housed in the historic Villa Alsberg on Museumplein. The townhouse was designed in 1904 by Eduard Cuypers. His uncle, Pierre Cuypers, designed Amsterdam Central Station and the Rijksmuseum. It was one of the first privately owned residencies on Museumplein. The outside garden is filled with giant sculptures. Check out the giant red gummy bear and the oversized rocking horse. There were also two very interesting special exhibits. Robbie Williams: Pride and Self-Prejudice Robbie Williams' collection of artworks on mental health illustrates his personal struggles with external pressures, anxiety, rehab and other stressors. It makes you think about the challenges that we face personally and professionally in our world. Studio Irma: Reflecting Forward Studio Irma is an immersive digital experience. Through a series of rooms, connections are created in which you are challenged to think about the future and how you fit in that world. We All Live in Bubbles. Kaleidoscope Room. Diamond Matrix. Connect The Dots. Universe. So much fun to explore. The Moco Museum is on the I Amsterdam Card. We made a reservation, but I think that we could have gone in without one as it was not too busy on a Saturday night. They are open later than the other museums in Museumplein which makes it ideal to visit after exploring the Rijksmuseum and the Stedelijk Museum.

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    Michael U.

    The Moco Museum is an independent museum with locations in Amsterdam, Barcelona, and London, dedicated to exhibiting modern and contemporary art. Founded with the mission of attracting broader and younger audiences the collection leans heavy on Banksy, Basquiat and Haring with additional space for interactive pieces and digital art. Small considering the 24 Euro ticket price, but they do a lot with the space they have.

    Well, here's something.
    Steven M.

    When we left our hotel we had a destination and it was not the Moco Museum, yet here we are, writing a review for it! When we got off the streetcar to go to the art museum, we saw this flashy building and decided to check it out.....which lead to us checking out the whole thing. This museum is (I think) 4 stories and a basement full of art from modern day titans such as Banksy, Takashi Murakami, Andy Warhol, Jean-Michel Basquiat, and even some Keith Haring pieces. We spent a good 30-40 minutes exploring this main floors of this museum before heading down to the gift shop area where we were able to get another Magnet, check out the immerse rooms that was mostly just some lights and whatnot, and finally end the tour with the art outside including a giant rocking horse my overweight butt managed to hop onto for a pretty fun picture. Overall, the Moco Museum is a charming museum showcasing some of the best artists of the last 20 years or so with some of their best work on display. I'm not the biggest art guy, but this place had special charm to it that I think everyone should experience, so come look at some incredible art

    Karyn M.

    We had visited the Van Gogh Museum previously so we stopped in the Moco Museum, which features modern and contemporary artists, in a townhouse off Museumplein. We saw Shoes by Andy Warhol, works by Yayoi Kusama, Banksy (not authorized but authenticated, Basquiat, Haring, more. It was amazing to see these works up close, with several of the artists works in dedicated rooms. There is an audio tour with your ticket. Lots of stairs, and bathrooms on several of the floors. I enjoyed the immersive art, Studio Irma, Diamond Matrix. We were able to complete the museum in about one hour,

    Amy Lauren S.

    We visited the Moco Museum with our I AMsterdam cards. It's super close to the Van Gogh Museum and the Rijksmuseum, so if you have the card, it's worth visiting while you're there. While it is a small museum, it is very upbeat and was a fun way to end the day. A lot of the exhibits are great for posing for Instagram photos or making reels if you're into that. Personally, I loved reading the quotes and also taking pictures of the Banksy street art. Outside, you can climb on the giant rocking horse (at your own risk) and take a picture. This museum has stairs and is not a good fit if you cannot climb stairs (no elevator). You must also keep your coat/umbrella/belongings with you, as there are no lockers. It's a rather small museum but packs a lot of exhibits, so if you plan for an hour here, that should be enough.

    Annie S.

    Very cool museum with banksy, Andy Warhol, etc. many famous pieces are in this small museum. There is also immersive art which is a cool experience. You can buy a ticket online for cheaper than at the door. I recommend purchasing before as they do sell out on the weekends and during busy seasons. You get a timed ticket and it is quite snug in the museum. They don't let you in until a few minutes before your timed ticket. There is a free audio guide, though we did not do it.

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    Van Gogh Museum - From top floor of exhibit looking down

    Van Gogh Museum

    4.4(770 reviews)
    0.0 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid

    I am beyond amazed that I get to see the actual Sunflower painting!! O.M.G!…read more I'm not posting any artwork here, because I don't want to take away anyone's experience. If I could go back to Amsterdam, I would definitely go back to this museum again. Yellow is such a joyful color. After visiting the museum, it has a deeper meaning to me. I went through entire museum floor by floor, showroom by showroom. Every corner has something that amazes me. I also got a chance to see how Van Gogh actually looked like! My goodness. I couldn't believe my eyes. A few tips: 1- you must make a reservation online ahead of time. I saw many people got turned away while I was waiting in line for security check. 1b- it's okay to be in line 15 minutes before your supposed arrival time. 2-it's best to buy the audio tour ticket along with the entrance fee instead of buying it on site. It was sold out when I got there. 3-there is a book store on the top floor, and you can actually take home a blank Sunflower coloring sheet for free! It's on an easel at the corner by the window.

    TIP - order tickets ahead in time online to make sure you can get in on the day/time you want…read more A beautiful looking museum. Lots of Van Gogh art works to view and take in. Self guided tour comes with a player with headphones to that you can learn about the different Van Gogh art periods and works of art. Overall the museum was okay. You see a lot of Van Gogh art but not much about his life and world around him. I preferred the Rembrandt House as it showed his home and living arrangements - it gave you glimpse of his life at that time. I think the Rijks Museum would be a better choice to see a variety of artists.

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    Bols Cocktail Experience Amsterdam - Bar you can hang out in after the tour

    Bols Cocktail Experience Amsterdam

    4.4(104 reviews)
    0.1 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid
    €€

    Fun history of Bols and the distilling of different flavors of alcoholic liqueurs…read more Self-guided tour with audio. After you pay for your ticket at the front desk, you put your jackets and loose items in a locker (free) and pickup an audio tour device and program it for your preferred language (easy). You get a yummy cocktail to savor at the end! And there's a fun gift shop to peruse, where we bought tulip glasses for the purpose of drinking Genever . We enjoyed the Espresso martini and Red Light Negroni at the bar at the end. Both were made skillfully and tasted delicious! The highlight of the experience, honestly, was meeting Lars (aka "Larson") and Julia at the front desk. They were hilarious with each other and delightful with us. They helped us package the 6 tulip glasses in paper within styrofoam boxes for sturdy protection during travel. They are the true stars of this operation.

    I enjoy distillery tours when I travel. I browsed the list of attractions that accept the I…read moreAmsterdam card and came across Bols Amsterdam. It's located near Museumplein by all of the major museums which was so convenient. I was interested in doing a cocktail class with the tour, but wasn't sure if I could book the class with the I Amsterdam card. I sent an email through the website and a DM on Instagram and no one responded, which was disappointing. When I arrived, I inquired about it. They offered to let me upgrade my ticket, but I declined. Once I got checked in, I received a vial of a mystery flavored genever to taste at the end of the tour. The tour is self guided and it is truly a sensory experience. The tour starts with the history of Bols, then goes into the process of making genever. There are interactive elements throughout. It was really cool to see Lucas Bols' original recipe book from 1820. Towards the end of the tour, I tried the mystery genever in the sensory booth. I don't remember the flavor, but it was red and it was sweet. The sensory booth contains a camera that records your reaction as you're tasting it. At the end of the tour, guests are able to enjoy a complimentary cocktail. The bar area was really cool. They have a flair booth where you can learn how to spin and throw cocktail bottles. They also had house music playing which created a fun vibe. The bartender that made my drink was Serchan (pronounced "Sar-John"). He was so nice and let me sample a couple of genevers. I ordered the First Aid cocktail. It was citrus forward and refreshing! He also printed out a receipt with the cocktail recipe. I threw some cash in the tip jar and learned that they accept cash in any currency! This was a fun experience! Any activity where I can have a delicious cocktail and learn something new is right up my alley.

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    Anne Frank Huis - The room where the introduction is given.

    Anne Frank Huis

    4.6(761 reviews)
    1.8 kmCentrum

    Amsterdam, Netherlands…read more I was glad I was able to secure a spot to visit this historical place. We arrived on time for our reserved slot, and there was already a line outside, but it was organized. Staff checked everyone's reservation and reminded visitors about sticking to their assigned time. Visiting the Anne Frank House was a powerful experience. The space is preserved in a way that makes you feel the weight of history, and walking through the rooms where the family hid is both emotional and humbling. It's a reminder of how important their story is, and why it continues to be told. Walking through the actual hiding place brings the story to life in a way books and films can't. A must‑visit if you're in Amsterdam. It is incredibly impactful but be prepared for crowds and tight spaces. Despite that, the experience is worth it -- the history is powerful and the exhibits are beautifully done. Note: The steps in the house are quite steep, so wear a comfortable shoes or consider skipping the tour if you have difficulty with stairs. Photos or videos are not allowed inside. The audio and video presentations are available in several main languages, and they provide an audio guide for the tour.

    Go, just go! Better yet read the book and then go. It is an incredible piece of history that should…read morenever be forgotten. There are no pictures allowed inside. Also make sure you pre-purchase tickets online before going. They open up on Tuesdays. The website will tell you when they go on sale. Plan on having at least an hour to go through the self guided tour. The stairwells can be steep and narrow, so please be aware of that prior to booking.

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    Stedelijk Museum - More 20th century art and objects, Alexander Calder mobile hanging from ceiling

    Stedelijk Museum

    4.0(90 reviews)
    0.2 kmMuseumkwartier, Zuid

    If you're going to take in a modern art museum while in Amsterdam, Stedelijk Museum is a good…read moreoption. Admission is €22.50, but if you're 18 and under - it's free! Two hours is a good amount of time to allow to explore the museum, from my experience. Prebook your time for an optimal, smooth experience. It's actually right by the Van Gogh museum so can make for a good accompaniment to that. Weekday mornings are best to avoid crowds. Grab one of their free audio tours when you walk in to get all the details on what you're seeing while walking through!

    If you're into modern art and design, the Stedelijk is a must. The location is perfect--it's right…read moreon Museumplein, so it's close to everything and easy to work into a day of sightseeing. The museum is huge, and the collection is incredibly diverse, ranging from classic modernists like Mondrian and Picasso to wild contemporary installations. Definitely plan to spend at least 2 to 3 hours here if you want to see both the permanent collection and the rotating exhibitions without rushing. One of the highlights for me was the cafe (Fonda/Sandberg). It has a beautiful, airy design with lots of natural light, making it the perfect spot to recharge with a coffee after walking through the galleries. The "bathtub" architecture is just as cool on the inside as it is on the outside!

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    Erotic Museum Amsterdam - Abends beleuchtet.

    Erotic Museum Amsterdam

    2.8(10 reviews)
    2.1 kmDe Wallen, Centrum

    I've been chomping at the bit to write a review on this puppy. You know the saying "When in…read moreRome...", well, this stop falls into the category of "When in Amsterdam..." I don't typically find myself at sex museums, but this time, I figured what the hell. Located in the Red Light District, this charmer of a museum aims to strike visitors from the get go with a Dutch female mannequin perched upon a bicycle with a dildo pumping in out and out as she merrily pedals along. Oh what? You don't regularly see Dutch gals on bikes getting it as they roll along? I have to say it was a sour start to the visit. I had hoped the museum would take a moderate stance that didn't objectify women throughout every inch of the four-story building. However, my friend and I entered with an open mind (he seemed to be especially excited) and curious approach. The museum is organized into four small rooms that continue to wind upward floor after floor. One would expect even an Erotic Museum to have nameplates to describe the clay sculptures of Chinese women double-teaming a man sporting a golden, leg-like rod and papyrus covered with naked fairies you find yourself gazing upon. Unfortunately, their were no such nameplates - rather, they were described with simple plates like "China 1945" or "Madonna 1989". In addition to a lack of nameplates, there seems to be no particular organization or pattern from room to room (other than the dedicated S+M floor complete with a mannequin draped upon a chained chair perfect for perverted picture opps). I prefer my sex museums orderly and with rhythm. Maybe I'm a snobby museum-goer, but I'm not going to deny that I like to know what the hell I'm looking at and a building full of sex-related nicknacks isn't going to cut it. One last note, be sure to peek your head in the cartoony side room complete with ceramic mushrooms to sit upon and the.weirdest.fucking.film. you've ever seen. I believe this cartoon porn was created in America based on the English dialect. Imagine (yes, I said imagine - so play along): a cartoon female with only her breasts exposed and cats and other talking animals "putting it to her" or battling raging boners. Weird. Really weird. Like kinda sorta made my skin crawl watching it. But, I'm going to tell you to check it out, but only because it was THAT weird and I want to hear what you think of it.

    This place is not particularly 'Erotic', and would not per se fall in the traditional category of…read more'Museum'. It is however exactly what you would imagine that dirty old man from across the streets basement looks like. The collection of artifacts and..things.. is eclectic, outrageous and humorous. Do not come here if you are of the conservative kind, expecting to see G rated paintings and statues. It's pretty much dicks and dildos galore, and most of the depicted scenes are pretty demented. The room full of black and white antiquated porn is interesting, but not nearly as great as the room filled with mushrooms. Take a seat on one of these huge mushrooms, maybe pop a magic one you bought earlier in the day and enjoy the most fucked up movie you will ever watch. It's a cartoon involving beastiality with cutesie characters if that says enough. I came here as a total joke and to kill some time one day, and actually had a pretty alright time here, considering. If you are visiting Amsterdam for say, three days, this is not the place you'd want to waste your time. However, if you are done 'windowshopping' around the neighborhood, or end up needing shelter for one of the Netherlands' famous downpours - go ahead and push your boundaries for a few minutes. Please try not to fall down the steps tho, with your touristy feet that aren't used to STEEP stairs. I don't know how Dutchies are the tallest folk on Earth and can stand the tiny-ness of everything in their country. Good thing I am fun-sized. Anyways, like I said; this place is not for the faint of heart - but if you have a cooky sense of humor you will be sure to share a few laughs with your buds. PS. Going here you might finally understand why us Dutchies are so keen on biking everywhere. I'm totally kidding of course.. Maybe.

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