Jungs, lasst euch nicht verarschen von dieser Abzocke. Wenn man bestellt hat und geliefert wird und…read more11 Euro zahlen will, dann heisst es 15 Euro. 11 Euro gilt nur, wenn jeder gleich zwei von diesen Drinks bestellt. Es wird auf unleserlich Kleingedrucktes verwiesen. Lasst euch nicht verarschen von Noxom/ Raddar, es gibt im Yumbo durchaus seriöse Bars

Basically one storefront wide, Junior is one of the smallest gay bars in Yumbo Centrum. It's tucked…read moreaway at the end and next to rainbow steps. Big isn't everything! Next to the larger Adonis and across the way from Parrots bar, Junior is part of the Six Pack Zone where many of the gay men and friends congregate at night. On weekends the Zone is wall-to-wall guys. At peak hours of the night during the week, it's hard to find a 2-top cocktail table with front row view of the passing parade. You might get lucky. We did! Service is fun and friendly. Hugo D had a beer draft and I had a Limoncello nightcap. How can I pass up the digestif for only 5€? It may also be a "thing" to bar hop hitting as many of the Six Packs that you can handle. All six?

Nice gay bar run by friendly Dutch couple. Table service with comfortable seating where you can…read morewatch the world go by. Not the cheapest bar prices, though free popcorn seems to appear with each round! a visit to the gents loo is a must, with the very amusing wall mural behind the urinals.

If you're a gay man obsessed with musicals then this is the place for you at the Yumbo Centre! The…read morebar would seem to take up nearly all the space, with a single row of bar stools to sit at. The location is a little incongruous, set away from most other gay bars, though that somehow gives it a certain charm and individuality. On this particular visit (and every time I walked past) they seemed to be playing the same rendition of 'Oklahoma'. Not my favourite musical, and that wouldn't entice me back in. Maybe it was just coincidental, if not then they really need to mix it up a bit more! Friendly service and reasonable prices. Additional seating outside the bar never appeared to be put into use, chairs remained stacked up.

This place has one of the most toxic atmospheres I've seen in a bar…read more The owner, Lucas, regularly yells at his staff in full view of customers. Then, seconds later, he flips a switch and puts on a fake smile to greet guests. It's uncomfortable to watch and explains why there's constant staff turnover -- every couple of weeks there's someone new. When the only qualification for the job is "tolerate being shouted at," it shows. The staff treat customers with the same level of respect they're given -- which is none. One waiter (the bald one) physically kicks people out of his path while delivering drinks. No apology, no acknowledgment -- just pure arrogance. He doesn't even greet customers with a hello - just silence. Another, Davido, aggressively pressures for tips, sometimes keeping change and saying "thank you" as if it was given voluntarily. He has learned to give hugs and kisses - most times unwanted - to make more money. If you don't tip, expect retaliation -- in my case, he actually shoved me while I was sitting on a stool, nearly knocking me into other customers behind me. Multiple witnesses reported it to Lucas, who did absolutely nothing. Then there's Christian, who swings wildly between charming and completely checked out. You never know which version you're going to get, and neither is particularly professional. He has the personality of a prostitute on drugs - generally bitter and tired but friendly when he wants something.... Also worth noting: tipping is not standard in Spain, no matter how hard they try to pressure you into thinking it is. Locals don't tip like this, and you shouldn't feel intimidated into doing so here. And the music. It's horrible, too loud at times and is repeated every couple of hours every night. Bottom line: poorly run, hostile environment, and staff behavior that crosses the line from rude into unacceptable. There are far better places to spend your time and money such as Tom's Bar, Wunderbar, etc.

Na Und Schlagerbar is an open air gay bar in Yambo Centrum owned by Germans. We walked by each…read morenight and if it was open, very few people were inside. Then on Friday it was super busy! The crowd was watching a Flamenco troupe putting on an awesome show. I think there were 2 women and 3 men with amazingly quick costume changes for every set. After the show it got back to a normal Friday night with lots of German draft beer (plus Filipino San Miguel!) and a bunch of guys enjoying the evening. Our server was friendly. There are a lot gay bars with various themes (drag, karaoke, people watching cafes and yes, cruising bars with back rooms) on several floors. Na Und is a cool one to stop by, especially when a live show is on.

Kiosk Beach No 7 is around a 10 minute walk from the Maspalomas Lighthouse.Its a lovely beach with…read morecrisp golden sand and the Atlantic Ocean is warm and gentle to swim in. Sunbeds and Umbrellas are around 3-7 euros for day rental.There is also a Beach bar which sell beers for 3 euros and a selection of sandwiches.

Second year of coming for Pride, always fantastic to go to the Bärenhöhle. It does not matter who…read moreis working the bar, it is always fast friendly und wunderbar! Of course, I do like to just sit and watch Paul work :3

Ricky's Cabaret Bar: OMG, seriously bad, we even spotted the barman yawning his head off. In…read moreshort it's men in dresses, singing with bloke voices, to male songs. When they do a mime, costumes doesn't relate to the song (did they ever watch musicals ?). At least go the once just to see how bad it is, it will only cost you a beer, but you need to see this 'car crash' at least once in your life.

Oh what a giggle this place is! If you love cabaret and the British smut that comes with it, you'll…read morebe well away! The drinks are cheap, the service is great and the residents Chelsea, Pixie and the team are fabulous!

++ good service with very cute staff ++ A broad selection of…read moreall different coffees, bieres, cocktails, soft drinks and spirits on the menu + Reasonable prices ++ Excellent location: catwalk - to see and to be seen :)