"Great place to work--if you survive the geese."
Carling Campus has everything you could want in a government facility: sleek architecture, decent cafeteria options, good coffee, and free daily encounters with aggressive wildlife. The real stars of the show? The Canadian Geese, who have clearly unionized and now operate as full-time security.
Need to get from your car to the front entrance? You better be ready for a covert goose bypass operation. These birds don't just honk -- they judge, glare, and, if provoked, launch a full-scale flapping offensive. Forget swiping in -- if you're not on the goose-approved list, you're not getting past the parking lot.
One hiss, and you know you've crossed a line. Two hisses? Kiss your Tim Hortons goodbye. The cafeteria might serve chicken, but rest assured, it's not their chicken. That would be grounds for war.
Facilities: 10/10
Security: Also 10/10 (goose-led)
Outdoor morale walks: Now a tactical operation
Wildlife preservation: Thriving
Human dignity: Occasionally compromised
Pro tip: Walk with confidence, avoid eye contact, and always carry a granola bar for potential negotiations. read more