Oh North Beach, how I adore you, you provide me with so many places to eat, drink and have fun at. The possibilities are kinda endless here. That is why North Beach will be my "150th" review and "3rd" milestone review that involves The City of San Francisco or a landmark in or around the city. Plus I'm here every other Sunday if not every Sunday. So that should be a testament of how much I like this place. North Beach is where it's at, and let me brag a little about why....
2 - 28 - 2016
Getting ready for my usual SF nightlife activities. I had to stop and think to myself...."why haven't I did a review of a place that I like to visit so much? Well now is better than never right? So as my slogan says "I took one bart train, and later stopped at a bar and had my two shots" Sorces say, that after you walk past the Transamerica Building you officially step into "Little Italy" or "The Church of Scientology" and for the record....they are annoying people trying to get you to take a survey or sorts..moving along. Before you cross the street after the Transamerica building, you would see the first street post at the end of Montgomery where the lamppost is adorned with the signiture "Italian Flag" also letting you know that you have made it to the right place. Also where Montgomery turn into my favorite street (aside from Broadway) Columbus Street!
North Beach is home to the North Beach towers which sit on Kerney St and aside from the "Little Italy" aspect that North Beach is known for, lets not forget that Asian influence and Irish influence here as well, with that being said Chinatown SF and Irish Section (I don't know if that is the proper term) is here as well, and trust me....I've made my mark at those spots respectivly. North Beach is the part of SF that I feel has a lot to offer anyone that happens to come and visit, you have those down home places, and those posh places if that happens to be your thang! (yes I said thang instead of saying thing) "Everyday is a Weekend Here" my bartender @ Grant and Green (off Grant and Green Streets) told me. Here you would find aside from the bars and lounges and fantastic little eateries, nice little art studios and trendy clothing shops, coffee and boba joints and old churches and sightseeing galore here oh and if you're really wanting to get a nice view of SF....the Coit Tower is located in North Beach as well.
Let me break it down to you a little by what you would find on some of the streets here..
Kerney St - Here you would find some of those seedy massage parlors and little oriental shops and such that didn't make it in Chinatown, also at the end of the street you would find Larry Flints Hustler Club right before you hit the redlight district which is called....
Broadway Street - Well I have to say, I have two dukedoms here at two places....The Condor and Penthouse SF, and yes they are Gentelmens Clubs. Hey don't judge me, they are fun places! Deja Vu Centerfolds, Garden of Eden and the Hungry Eye are also on this street, yea you have all the fake ballers and wanna be pimps that walk up and down this street, but if you wanna dance and not get a lapdance per say :D You have Hue Nightclub (formerly Atmostphere Ultra Lounge) and Monroe Lounge that would provide you with a night of calorie burning and drunken fun also instagram memes. Let's not forget Noc Noc on Broadway and Bamboo Hut is located here if you want to drink something intresting but if not you also have..
Grant St - Now this is where I think you would find the Bar, Saloon, Pub, or Lounge of your dreams and me of course! this is my go too street when i'm here. When you see the "Gold or sometimes Silver Chains and Yankees Hat" you would know that you've spotted me and in that case....don't be afraid to say hello and have a shot with me! anywho, Grant and Green, Tope, Maggie McGarry's, The Saloon Blues Bar, Tupelo and other drinking establishments adorn this street, and you can't sometimes leave this street without being sober, i'm guilty most of the time i'm here, but if you wanna eat then you must visit the main street..
Columbus Street - Here you would find that this street is like the official connection to all the hotspots here in North Beach, The Stinking Rose, Busters Cheesesteak, Taqueria Zorro, Yan's Chinese Kitchen, and Pizzelle di North Beach and let's not forget Molinari Delicatessen all sit on this street, it's like....impossible to walk on this street and not get hungry and that is only half of what's here, I still haven't named everything else but you have to see for yourself.
In closing, if you come here make sure you have some money to spend (or throw if you hang on broadway) you will need it for the Food, the Drinks, and the Uber or Lyft ride home or BART fair, because here you will indeed eat, drink and have a good time! As always Yelp your own experiences and opinions and Check In! I already have dukedom battles going on here! :D read more