Excellent lap dances. Women really knew how to shake their asses! Oorahhh! - Han Anderson read more

The girls leave something to be desired. They aren't real dancers, except for a couple. They walk back and forth, looking at themselves in the mirrors. Come off and want a "private dance." They do not give you you moneys worth unless you like spending a couple hundred in the private rooms. Some are too old, saggy small boobs. Others, well let's say if the cops go .................. read more

We're all decent looking a lot of Russian girls, but nice. Catch dance room is fantastic. You will get what you came for. I would recommend it.Bring all your friends read more

The girls here are okay. I would come back, I had a good time. A few of them came up to me and just jumped right into conversation (separately not all at once of course). They do have a variety of girls so i'm sure you can find someone you're into or that is your type. Some of the girls you can tell are much older, but they still are welcoming and look great. Also please keep in mind no hard liquor is allowed. If you're looking to sit at the bar and order a gin and coke you absolutely cannot here lol! read more

This club is wonderful. I have been coming here for years. It's a great place; the Dancers, Bartenders, Managers - there all great. Good business! And, I've made wonderful friends. read more

Great time had there last week girls are offering extras again. Received full service in room. Was told other services are now available.

My husband and I went for the first time tonight and we had a great time ! Some girls avoided us and others really went out of their way to welcome us as a couple. Very respectful. Bar tenders were very nice and personable. We went in the VIP room too and had a blast ! read more

Comfortable atmosphere. I did part of my doctoral research there.

This is absolutely not a traditional strip club! Problem #1, the dancers are behind the bar! That means the closest you can get to the dancers is like 15 feet away with a giant bar between you! That means the dancers aren't getting much for tips, and that means the dancers aren't trying very hard! Problem #2, with the whole focus being on the bar, you still can't get any alcohol at the bar! Problem #3, despite having no alcohol it's still only a topples club! W.T.F.?! But... If you're just looking to get off on some strippers these tend to be dirty handsy girls, their backrooms are very private, and since they aren't getting any money on stage they're really desperate for it off stage! If you're looking for a classy establishment: Do not go! If you're honest about who you are: Someone looking for a strip club... Then go, you'll love it if you play it right. read more

For this weeks Generic Food Review I thought to myself "What is the food like over in Burlington NJ?" So I headed across the Burlington Bristol Bridge and down RT 130 to Playhouse. Playhouse Is a stucco building painted in shades of pink, located snugly between a car dealership and railroad tracks. As I walked in dodging the potholes in the parking lot, I noticed there sign, which had letters falling off it, said that the itchen was pen. I guessed that meant that the kitchen was open so I entered the establishment with the thoughts of what delectable treats I might try. After noticing the surprisingly clean interior I was met by a unshaven gentlemen who asked to see my ID. Appreciating the fact that he noticed my youthful features I happily gave him my ID. After he made a couple faces acting like he was actually reading it he returned it to me and I continued on my way. I bellied up to the bar and started a conversation with the lovely bartender working that night. I asked her for a menu and after a couple of minutes she handed me a folder of local restaurants that delivered to the establishment. I told her that the sign said that the kitchen was open. She told me that the cook had left a little while ago. This disappointed me because doing a review of there food was my goal. I decided to fabricate a quick story about wanting to have the cook around because I was bringing a friend from out of state. They bought it so the bartender told me to speak to the owner. The owner was a very nice older gentlemen who when I asked about the cook looked at me like I had just asked him if he wanted me to manually manipulate his penis. The owner told me that he didn't know when or if the cook was returning. I told him I would come back to ask the cook if he would be able to accommodate my group. The kinda final verdict: Incomplete When the owner has no idea when the cook is returning you know you have entered a interesting place. read more

Wholesome women with a warm together feeling on your lap, you get that reminicant feel of your best lay. If you wanna go home with a nice apart from the group smell, I recomend this place. read more

Best go go bar in the U.S. and I am not joking. Some of the girls are older, that's true but all are in great shape. The bartenders Patti and Maria are great and overall-this is the best experience you will have have at a club of this type. Cant wait for them to reopen. read more

Ignore what JR said about food. Who goes to a strip club to eat. But if you want accommodating dancers and excellent lap dances this is the place to go to. The girls are good to look at and will give you a great private dance. you have a selection of barely 18 to late 20s. Both enhanced and natural for your selection. read more

I was here few months back, I really like it pretty gals , gals dint annoy me asking for tips. I went again today (Friday), except couple most of them were old. One gal dragged me to couch dance and asked 100 for 3 dance. I will not go again. read more

By the way, the new website address is now www.playhouseloungeentertainment.com Great place, great atmosphere! Very friendly, overall. read more

The same undesirable girls keep hounding you for tips. Within a half hour You can have 6 or 7 girls approach you. And the same girl will want several dollars. Meanwhile the better looking girls never come by. even though I am looking to spend some good money.Its become more and more difficult to have a good time at this place. Good private lap dances. The dances will not be as good if you get one from hotter girl. But that is ok with me and you if you just want a hot dry f*k. Just Generally. But way too many old dancers.Half atleast are 35 and over quite a few over 50. the better looking younger girls like Try to look for guys in their early 20's or even teens to give dances to. read more