Beautiful location, shockingly bland food
We visited Portcullis in Stirling and, unfortunately, this ended up being the worst meal of our trip.
I ordered a glass of wine that wasn't great, though my fiancé did enjoy his beer. He ordered the battered haddock with peas and a side salad. The fish was fried well with crisp breading, but it had almost no flavor. The tartar sauce helped, but the standout issue was the sides.
The peas tasted exactly like a frozen bag that had been defrosted, rinsed, and put straight on the plate no butter, no seasoning, literally zero flavor. I didn't realize peas could be that bland.
The coleslaw was tough to get through. It tasted like thick whipped mayonnaise with a bit of cabbage mixed in no acidity, no sweetness, just heavy and flat. The side salad did at least have fresh produce.
I ordered a cheeseburger, which was extremely disappointing. The burger was dry, bland, and actually made my stomach upset I had to take an Alka-Seltzer afterward. The cheese was fine, but the meat had no seasoning at all. The fries were very oily and completely flavorless, though they did stay hot.
Every sauce we used ketchup, mustard, creamy dressing came from packets. The packaged ketchup and mustard were fine because you can't mess those up, but the packet "creamy dressing" was essentially mayo with no flavor.
Overall, this was the blandest, most forgettable meal of our entire trip. Stirling is beautiful and full of history, but the food here does not match the setting. I hope they improve, because the location truly deserves better. read more