I recently paid a visit to the Rainbow Hotel for maybe the third or fourth time yesterday with my friends for a post-Cup Day munch and sip session.
Most of us were really disappointed with the food. I know it's a pub, but if you're going to charge $20.00 for a food item, you better make it worth it. Especially considering it's in such close proximity to the lovely Napier, and the even pricier, but amazing Little Creatures Dining Hall.
So let's go with the bad stuff, first. We ordered a Morton Bay Bug Mac'n'Cheese and it was one of the most horrible things I've ever tasted. Bland and floury, I can make better stuff from scratch, or just buy a packet of Kraft Easy Mac, jeez. Apparently, it also came with a watermelon and mint salad. We wouldn't know, because all that arrived on top was three little chunks of watermelon and two sprigs of mint.
Next up was the Southern Burger. Flavourless and dry meat pattie, fatty bacon and a light drizzle of Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce. Not that it made much difference, the bun served with the burger, was actually stale.
Not toasted. Stale. Unacceptable.
The Parma looked alright, but the cheese and sauce were lacking in flavour. Notice a trend happening here? At least the serves were adequate. The one good thing that was served were some fish tails and salad. This wasn't bad, but they overdid the mustard dressing.
All in all a very disappointing meal.
But now an upside, if you don't want to eat here, it's actually a lovely place to drink in. There's some awesome beers on tap as well as stout, and beers from all over the world to try from bottles. They also have live bands, and that should be commended. The outdoor area is also nice with a red felt pool table that is constantly occupied. However, due to a liquor licensing glitch, or something or other, the amount of patrons allowed in the outdoor area is limited. Which is a shame, because you can order from outside as the bar has two frontings.
Anyway, I'm sick of thinking about this place. It's currently on my "do not go" list for a couple of months. If I feel up to re-visiting, I'll update this review if my mind has been changed. I really want it to change for the better, I really do. But there's just so many other awesome places that are closer to where I live for my next Sunday/public holiday jaunt. read more