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Hotel & Spa La Mansión del Burro Azul

Hotel & Spa La Mansión del Burro Azul

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Youd have to be a FOOL to NOT love Burro Azul Ya'll!! WHOOOT! I LOVE IT I LOVEIT I LOVE IT!! I just…read moresprinted 120 miles straight and THESE DOGS are Barkin' ! GRRRRRR! RUFF! RUFF! Was hanging out with a few thousand off duty paraders but got SO tired of sitting around I thought Id head out and scout!! Carl's a rolling stone! NO MOSS! NO MOSS! IM like a white Roberto Duran. Roberto Duran Duran if you will!!! And IM headin' for the RIo Grande!! My feet are raspier than DMX'S last album!! WHRE MY DAWGS AT!! Managed to make a few extra BUCKS on the way by letting a German man take a few harmless pics(WINK) of me sprinting in slow motion!! That Kraut was SOUUUUUUR!!! JK (JKJK) After sent what I owed back to El Cardinal, I had EXACTLY enough to treat Myself to a little fluff n buff. IM MORRIS DAY SPA Ya'll. Gigolos Get Lonely Too! There is literally over four nautical miles of clean and incentivizing room to dance. GREAT agua fria . So clear!! You can ( I literally did. Dropped a Ferrero Roche and WAS NOT willing to say goodbye to it just yet ) eat off of the bathroom floors. Smells AMAZING everywhere you go. Like a Jessica Alba fart in an orange orchard. SUPER friendly staff and just minutes from EVERYWHERE!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Don't worry guys! Your Pinchy Gordito Loco will NEVER forget you. Or what you've done. For me AND for La Causa!!! I know now Gammy! I see them too! WHOOT!

Right in the heart of the colonial district. We were welcomed with a smile and a fine attempt at…read moreEnglish. The rooms are comfortable and clean. The bathroom is HUGE and well appointed with handmade herbal soaps. We were given a key to the front gate for entry after lobby hours and tried to get in but couldn't get the key to work. The attendant heard our troubles and rushed to let us in. Will definitely stay here again when in QRO.

Real Alameda - hotels - Updated June 2026

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