Should they ever tire of the staid pace of life in the undying lands and move to establish an immigrant community in this effevescent city, I reckon that Elrond and his pointy-eared chums would spend their sunny weekends at the Redland Green Allotment. Nestled between Georgian and 1920's suburbs, the steep gorge was farmland deemed too likely to subside for the purpose of housing and much to the benefit of urban horticulturists. This place is slightly magical- as soon as you step through the gate which is tucked away beside the old farmhouse in the middle of the park it all goes a bit Alice in Wonderland.
The neat terraced plots, most with regularly painted sheds and a good tilth on their beds, lead down to a community orchard and a communal area under the remnants of mature woodland. A brook runs through, complete with a rope swing. There is beautiful furniture and an arch which are all the product of green woodworking courses run each year, and there is an ornate storytelling chair at the head of the fire circle for the entertainment of kids and a wattle-and-daub kiln to warm cooler evenings. There is a compost loo up top of the site, a shop open on summertime Sundays and a place to leave unwanted pots, plants and other bits. The best bit is the community orchard, which has cousin project on the Metford Road 'lottie on the North side of Redland Green that is a similar deal. You pay a tenner or so each year and can go along when invited by email to help out with tidying, pruning and cidermaking all leading up to a autumnal session of wassailing (a scrumpy-fuelled singsong), which, I am told, is a blast. Also a really good way to get skilled up on fruit tree maintenance.
On the negative side, Elven longevity may be an advantage if trying to get a plot- I have worked out that such is the demand for places on the site I'll be in my mid 70's by the time I get my turn on the waiting list. That may be an exageration, but do get your name down sharpish if you want a bit of the action before 2020, and do consider other sites in the area, ie. Cranbrook Rd, Kersteman Rd &tc. which have shorter lists.
Please note: you need to be a plotholder to join the community orchard at the Redland Green site, but I think the Metford Rd project is open to all-comers on the 3rd Sunday of each month and you may be able to share in the fruits of the harvest if you pay the annual fee and put in regular sessions each month. read more