Tiktok introduced me to the Royal Cuckoo and It was a fun time! Arrived at around 9pm and took a seat at the bar. Super fun and cute inside! I was here on a Saturday and it wasnt too packed and my drink I got was great. As a lover of music, this is the kind if spot, i think id appreciate more of on a weeknight. Being a Saturday night, people naturally wanted to go out and have fun, so for me, it took away from the organ/performer for the evening. But thats absolutely a mistake on my end rather than the venue. I will say thought that from the bartenders to Patrons, folks were super nice here, which made for a great experience. read more

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thought the ambiance was nice here! they have indoor seating and an outdoor patio. the lighting is very cozy. they also sometimes have live music. I got the raspberry fizz drink. Very much not spirit-forward, which is how I like my drinks. Honestly felt borderline mocktail, so if you are trying to get buzzed, this would not be a good choice. Tried my friends "green ladybug" drink. That felt like a fully glass of straight alcohol. Would not get that one. read more

Super fun and vibey organ jazz bar!! We went on a Friday night and they were packed. So super busy and barely any place to walk around and move. They have an outdoor smoking area and a lively bar with organ jazz and a singer inside. Drinks are reasonably priced and unique. We got the red margarita which was pretty standard and just as described. Seating is pretty limited and there's a specific section to order at the bar, you can't just go up to the counter. The performers were amazing and kept the party going all night. Overall I'd go back but maybe on a less crowded night! read more

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I've been here a few times with friends to check out the live music. The jazz bands do not disappoint but it's quite a small venue and gets packed quick in the evenings. Some of the seating is set up to be comfy inside as you enjoy the music but it can be a bit awkward with people standing around when it's packed. I think next time I go, I'll try the experience on the back patio so I can hear the music from a distance and still enjoy the drinks and light conversations with friends. read more

Cool dive bar with lots of fun decorations and live music! We went on a Thursday and the live music started around 9PM. It got pretty packed once the live music started, so I'd recommend coming a bit earlier. They don't cove charge but tip is recommended. Outdoor patio is cute too The red margarita tasted sweet and I couldn't really taste the alcohol, but I was able to feel it! It's a little hard to get the bartender attention to take your order if it gets crowded read more

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I have to say if you are looking for a cozy live music venue this is your place. I absolutely love seeing live music and the bands here perform every night til 11:30. the drinks are also great, i really love their lemon margaritas and they also have really good bees knees. drinks are affordable and staff is pretty friendly. read more

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I loved the cozy vibes of the Royal Cuckoo during the holiday season! On a weekend night, my friend and I were able to find bar seating amongst a dense crowd in the indoor portion of the bar. There is also the outside area where many were sitting in a cold SF night. I tried the Piña Colada drink, and while it was smaller than expected, the drink was smooth, creamy, and perfectly balanced. It was also really refreshing! Talented musicians were performing live music, which made the night even more memorable. read more

Best dive bar in the city. Mulled wine, well priced drinks, and live jazz music every night. Everything you could want in a cozy night out

Man, I just love this place. I still haven't stayed late enough for the 8PM organ set, but presumably it doesn't consist of selections from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir hymn book but rather jazz numbers that complement their extensive vinyl collection. They open at 4PM during the week, and I showed up not long afterward since I happened to be walking on Mission. The comfortable vibe hit me right away. It was filled with a lot of vintage items including the requisite antelope head, but it didn't feel excessive. I think simply calling it a dive bar marginalizes what owners Paul Morgan and Debbie Horn truly provide here. My interactions have been mostly with Debbie, and she's the real thing, one of the most genuinely friendly bartenders in the city. And hey, I've been served by all kinds around town, and upon a return visit weeks later, she recalled me and where I was from without hesitation. This may be an obscure shut-in reference, but she reminded me of the effervescent Erin Napier, the host of HGTV's "Home Town", just someone whose smile equates to a warm hug. That's not to say Paul is a social slouch. He was busy trying to discourage a high-as-a-kite urban teen from entering the premises. Another reason not to call this a dive is their specialty cocktail menu which reflects their hard-earned years of respective bartending experience. The house cocktails don't disappoint. The $12 Ava Ray's Pina Colada wasn't frozen but quite delicious nonetheless with dark rum, port, pineapple, and coconut (photo: https://yelp.to/wY2XRbfdsc. The $12 Red Margarita caught me by surprise as it combined tequila and agave with pomegranate and raspberries (photo: https://yelp.to/sNqvywHg5L). It was a treat from Debbie, who spent years at Puerto Allegre perfecting it. I was so entranced I later ordered the $13 Backyard Lemon Tree Margarita which I believe took advantage of lemons picked in the welcoming back patio (photo: https://yelp.to/ED3asUmzdP). It ain't gay but I could become a regular. COCKTAILS - 5 stars...they know how to mix their craft cocktails, don't let the casual vibe fool ya AMBIANCE - 5 stars...just love the vintage garage-sale vibe SERVICE - 5 stars...all about Debbie TOTAL - 5 stars...I just need to come back with Jamie W. during organ time RELATED - Exploring Bernal Heights? Here's a collection of places I've visited and reviewed: https://bit.ly/2CaaWFe read more

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Great divey bar, that's not so divey. Interesting decor, great outdoor area & friendly people! Wish I lived closer!

A bar with no TV and vinyl...YES, PLEASE!! What a delightful den of oddities. I went on a beautiful Sunday afternoon and spent time outside and inside. The vibe is exactly what we were in the mood for and I will definitely be back. The bartender said there's a nightly organ player at 8pm. read more

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I felt like I entered a portal into a different world when I visited for the first time this past weekend. Could not figure out the vibe when first entering. Dark and eclectic at first impression. Brimming with character on every wall and decoration after further observation. And then the music started. I couldn't believe it was real. A truly incredible organ player and a wonderful singer captivated the bar with soulful tunes. Whether you are a fan of organs or just good live music this is a must visit establishment. read more

Albums, and organs, and cocktails, OH MY! What a treat it was for me to visit the Royal Cuckoo on my visit to San Francisco. I had been told to go because I love live music, particularly jazz music. This dive looking bar has a whole organ inside. The night I went, the organist was accompanied by a fantastic saxophone player. (See posted videos). They threw the house down. The royal cuckoo isn't a very big space but it had a cozy feel. I sat at the bar. The bartenders are fantastic. I knew this would be the place to order a classic/vintage drink. I ordered a whiskey sour and it was delicious. The staff was attentive and greeted everyone wanting a drink within a reasonable amount of time. In between band breaks, the bartenders played vinyl records. Their selection of records was massive. The record the bartender chose was a major vibe. There's something about vinyl that makes the music sound so good. And their set up includes old speakers. It made for the perfect cherry in this intimate space. I can't wait to go back on my next San Francisco trip. read more

We stumbled upon the Royal Cuckoo by chance and were pleasantly surprised. Lots of character inside, quirky decor including taxidermy at the bar, an old school cash register, dim red(ish) lighting, oldies music and jazz playing through the speakers (ie. Sinatra), vinyl music records stacked on the shelf, just a great ambience overall. Later into the evening, maybe around 8:30pm on a Friday, they had live music, same theme with an organist working his magic, and a female vocalist taking the "stage" as well. By stage, I mean they occupied just a small space next to the bar area and music record shelf. They made it work, a nice intimate feel, fitting for the venue. And the customer service is amazing here. The bartenders and employees are so friendly and welcoming, give great recommendations for beverages, and make good and consistent drinks. I tried the red margarita, and it was delicious, a great mix of flavors and perfect amount of sweetness. We couldn't stay long, but we loved everything about this place, I highly recommend! read more

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Very nice place. The atmosphere is amazing. The music reminds me of Christmas . Thank you, I will come back again read more

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Love this bar love the music, hate whoever worked door tn, I've always just had my ID checked at the bar so I'm walking in not even thinking this guy on his phone is possibly the door guy bc he's not even paying attention or asking us for ID.... I walk in he decided it's okay to sock me in my arm to "stop" me he's mumbling to mind you I can barely understand him I say oh sorry I didn't realize you were checking IDS bruh doesn't even apologize to me or acknowledge he hit me hard enough for it to hurt got minutes afterwords, pardon but that's so weird to hit girls as a door guy especially when no one is even acting wild I even asked the group are we going in before I started headed in he could have asked instead of touching me... I work at a bar in the tl I've handled crazier situations better as a small girl without getting physical pls get better door ppl.. bc I know for a fact he shouldn't have touched me read more

This bar is a neighborhood icon. If you don't amazing music or great cocktails, stay away. It can definitely get a bit loud, but what else do you expect from your local community bar? read more

GREAT dive bar in the mission. Perfect for a pre-diner cocktail at Blue plate just a few doors down. I hade their version of a pina colada (but less creamy, and not blended frozen) - It was super duper good (very coconut forward) and I want another one stat!!! - reasonable prices for SF too - only $11 for these hand-crafted cocktails. Hobbs had a spicy bloody mary that he really enjoyed. One minor quibble - no purse hooks at the bar. read more

Great vibe, solid service, drinks were good. I appreciated that there was a cute outdoor area behind the bar, pretty enclosed and nice for conversing over a beer without the disorienting darkness + music that plagues many standard bars. Inside, the decorations are intriguing and the bartender plays from a massive selection of vinyls. I'd like to revisit for live music at some point. read more

Awesome records, drinks, and Lavay Smith singing! Fantastic dive bar, a real gem! Both the pre-made and freshly mixed cocktails are great. Super vibe. read more

(+) Stars for the weird decor and lovely outside patio with trees shading it. (-) service was unimpressive. it bugged me how each time I ordered the same beer, it kept getting more expensive. Pretty sure the bartender was just making up whatever price and adding in her own tip lol a bit lame for that . read more

For all of my non-alcohol drinking people - the ginger ale here is great! I enjoyed the green lady bug, and I found out that it is just the name of the drink. The back patio is cute. Gendered restrooms only. read more

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Love this bar for a good drink before eating at Blue Plate. On our last visit, I appreciated that the bartender admitted that he didn't know how to make the cocktail I wanted. He googled, and made a textbook version of my fave, the Vieux Carré. I have been other places where they just faked it, with sub standard results. I dig the funky vibe at this place, friendly folks and some awesome Soul spinning on the turntable. I hated to leave. read more

A fun eclectic vibe. From the random decorations to the moody red lighting. Definitely a dingy/divey vibe. Came on a Friday night and there was live music that started around 8:30 pm (organist and vocals). The drinks were very hit/miss. The best one we tried was the pina colada. Decent prices for the city. read more

Friendly service, strong cocktails, great ambiance. Went on a Sunday night and enjoyed the live organ music and singer. read more

I've been to the Royal Cuckoo a few times. Definitely a neighborhood gem and hole in the wall. They usually have live music on the weekends. They even played outdoors a few times during limited capacity due to covid. There are lots of benches to sit inside. Just a few tables that are usually left dirty so you gotta clean after yourself. My go to bartender is Tye. He's always there on Friday nights and weekends. The owners are really sweet too. The team here really feels like a family. I usually order the red margarita. It's a fuse of pomegranate margarita. You barely taste the alcohol but you can definitely feel it! read more

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Royal Cuckoo is a San Francisco institution and a must-visit bar. The decor alone is worth the trip, and it's vintage SF at its best with live music to boot. You may feel like you've stepped back in time, but you'll be glad you did! They also have a nice outside area with seating and plants through the back of the venue. It's the type of place that you think you'll stop into for just one drink, but end up staying all night, because no place else will be as cool. Music, drinks and vibes are all five star! read more

Second time at the bar. Music was awesome, crowded but we were able to get drinks this time. Got the red margarita, huge mistake. Not a good drink. Good vibes overall but i wish the drink was better. read more

Oh my, Antonio makes the Best Antica Manhatten in the City, hands down! If you like Manhattens it's a must try! Absolutely, delicious!!

Paul and Debbie are the absolute best! Two of the nicest people you will ever meet. I was there celebrating a graduation. The service here is attentive, friendly and second to none. The quality of the drinks..... phenomenal! I tried the lemon margarita and it was so good! An eclectic collection of things are everywhere and it creates an interesting and cozy feel. A great patio in the back as well. Great live music! Come check this place out, you won't be disappointed! read more

Love this bar. The ambiance of this place really makes it so special. They play amazing records on a turntable and the drinks are really interesting. This is more of a dive bar, so the drinks themselves are poured well, but have cool tastes too. They have a bunch of different cocktails on the menu. I tried some of the cocktails, but the old fashioned they made was just perfect. Everyone at this bar is also really friendly and welcoming. The bartender was so sweet and cool! They were fun to talk to and quick to make our drinks. There's seats at the bar, inside the bar, and they also have a nice patio outside too. Looking forward to coming back to hear the organ play at night! read more

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Royal Cuckoo manages to be both a very hip bar and a friendly neighborhood bar. They spin really choice vinyl, they have interesting decor, they have craft cocktails, but it's also a place where on a weekend afternoon a guy is at the corner of the bar going through his mail and a couple of people are catching up with the bartender and describing last night's events. There's a nice patio in back. For me the big appeal is the organ. They have a Hammond organ. Various high-quality Bay Area musicians come through at night to play there, and you can hear some fine live music in a setting that is hip yet unpretentious. The family of Lavay Smith (the SF-based singer) owns the place and she, her partner Chris, and other musicians play there. Next door is a place that serves pupusas, carne asada, and other related fare, so it's a good stop for dinner, music, and drinks. read more

Wow. Just got off work and invited a friend but made plans to go elsewhere. It's very hard to get a drink or someone to acknowledge. I noticed I wasn't getting served and others coming to the bar ordering before me. I just asked for a drink and I've been waiting and both bartenders immediately yelled at me across the bar and humiliated me. I understand the industry is rough, I am also in the industry. Never been talked to yet alone yelled like that at an establishment. I ordered an N/A hot apple cider... I guess that also comes with bad mouthing clientele as well. You get better service at the little Mission location on 19th than here. Don't bother with these tired grumpy and rude bartenders. read more

Best backyard spot in the WHOLE CITY! I feel so at home here. Nice people, bartenders. And live organ! read more

Fun bar with fun patrons. Plenty of drinks and a good menu. Live organ music or vinyl w good selection. Great place!

Why is the person at the door so cruel? I was finally ready to go into the bar that I loved pre-pandemic, and she made me feel so uncomfortable for no reason. But hey we all have our moments. I went back a week later assuming it had just been a bad night, and she spoke very crossly after I asked if a table was available. (?!) I then asked what the mask policy was and she said "for you, keep it on at all times." I asked her if I had done something inadvertently to offend her. I can't remember the answer but I felt it was mean for the sake of being mean. Truly bewildering. I'm a kind, respectful person, warm and cheery really, and have worked in the service sector for years. Once my girl arrived we left immediately instead of grinning and bearing it. Which clearly is what she wanted, for what I have no idea why. I truly hope no one else has this experience because RC has been a favorite of mine for over a decade. read more

Super lovely neighborhood dive bar on mission - I went on a Sunday evening and loved the beautiful live music! The drinks were also really good too! read more

We spent nearly 2 hours here. During that time a few things got my attention: - There was nobody at the door till 8:30 pm. - We were never asked for our IDs. I am not in my twenties but I thought I look young. - There was live music. Some guy was asking for monetary donations for the musicians. - The drinks did not have much liquor. - On the far left of the bar -- just by the door, there is a small little area with two couches. It literally smells like someone puked there and it was never cleaned. There wasn't much to like about this place; it was crowded, loud and the drinks too expensive (my $12 special margarita tasted like grapefruit with 1/2 oz of tequila). Unless you like puke -- or puke smell -- I recommend you to head somewhere else. read more

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I just was here for a drink with three others I work with. Enjoyed the atmosphere, drink was good and though price was high... no different than other places . I would go back. Btw we were there around 5 ish on a Friday night. read more

This place is exactly what I look for in a bar: good drinks, red lighting, cozy feel, and great music. Big hell yeah. Royal cuckoo fan for life. read more