When a friend of mine contacted this company, Seed Dynamics about producing an idea he had about which involved wildflower seeds infused, clay matrix Airsoft pellets. Here is their oh so professional response:
Dear Chris,
Cora was kind enough to give me the opportunity to chime in. I'd like to help flesh out this amazing idea you have. We will provide wildflower varieties of different colors. Envision this if you will........someone, for this purpose (brainstorming) lets go with a vivid Ginger (redhead) with blue eyes. We will need a colored flower that will not class with his or her hair or eye color.....I say eye in the singular because if well aimed....or perhaps by chance one of these projectiles punches through the cornea (we will keep our fingers crossed yes?) of said Ginger the ensuing germination (may take a few days) and ultimate flowering (more darn days),..our color choices can't clash with the beautiful sunlit hair and the amazing blue hues of "that blue eye" and let's not forget the maroonish, rusty hues of dried blood.
So you dumb s*&^.....if your intelligence is any match for your level of out-of-the-box thinking these enhanced ideas should keep that simple f&^&%ing mind of yours busy..........at least until you or your amphibious cold blooded relatives find another stagnant pond to lay eggs and replicate in.
I hope this helps you dumb f&^%!
Signed,
Curtis Vaughan.................curtisv@seeddynamics.com read more