The United Kingdom is in a recession, Gordon Brown is under fire and in the queue of businesses pressed up against the precipice of bankruptcy, this one...needs to fall.
Customer Service? They've never heard of it. The Sushi "Director" (what? of a sub-par 'sushi' bar?) is named Yannick Bouvier and his bedside manner leaves MUCH to be desired.
Situation? Pitifully arduous. A group of friends and myself ordered sushi---like you do. We ordered around 52 pounds worth, like you probably shouldn't. The order was delivered and it was absolutely and positively what we ordered!!!---except NOT. AT. ALL. I know, I know....a four piece eel roll is oh! so! easily confused with five (seriously?) rolls of spicy tuna? RIGHT??? Who could blame the 'professional establishment' SPECIALIZING in sushi for botching Sushi Basics 101?
Simple mistake. We called Shiso and kindly informed them that there must have been a mistake because we were given over 9 rolls of raw fish that we didn't order and not given the 12 that we did. Easily resolved. Easily remedied. Unless--of course you've just ordered from Shiso Sushi.
Their response? "We don't make mistakes. You ordered the wrong thing." Wow--really? "But we told you the number that was allocated to the menu option on the menu designed, printed and eventually slipped through my mail slot at MY home." ---"Well, we change the number system all the time."
Look Yannick---you're business acumen is paltry at best and yet your organization skills make THAT look impressive.
---So let me get this straight---you give me a menu that you have now arbitrarily decided doesn't apply...and that's MY fault?
And HERE'S the clencher--at first--I wasn't asking for my money back--just a simple exchange for the untouched, still packaged WRONG order.
Mr. Bouvier INSTEAD decided to cuss me out, and spew out a stream of colorful, derogatory statements in relation to my gender and my nationality. "Hey, Yannick! Primary school just called---it wants its temper tantrums back."
Mr. Bouvier THEN informed me that he was too busy to deal with me because he had many customers he needed to tend to. I should come in person. (there were two people sitting in the empty dining room) So I did.
On the way there---while crossing the CROSS WALK during the 'stage time' of the little green man simulating a walk---a psychotic motorcyclist runs a red light and comes within 2 inches of running me off of the road ..and this world. As I turn around to glance at the registration---what do I see??? But a delivery box touting the title "SHISO SUSHI". Wow. I mean...I just...wow.
So I got there and Mr. Bouvier was standing ready, already there spewing poetry--possibly a haiku of some sort---each line starting and/or ending with the F word.
So---40 something wasted pounds, 1 near death experience and 1 police report later---I've decided to get on this website and save you all time, energy, dignity and stomach lining.
Want sushi? Go to Yo! Where they're actually sushi-aware, kind, hygienically astute and japanese.
Out of 5 stars--I give Shiso Sushi a rotting goose egg.
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