The staff here were polite and knowledgeable and answered all my questions. Since it was an endoscopy I don't know what they were doing while I was unconscious but I'm assuming they did what they were supposed to. read more

Imagine, if you will: You're lying peacefully in your bed, when suddenly you see a bright light. You're whisked up into a room full of horrific futuristic machines where several strangely dressed figures loom over you menacingly. Out comes a macabre death-snake probe, and it goes straight up your you-know-what. You scream, but it is too late. The next thing you remember, you wake up in your bed, with only hazy recollections of what happened to you. "Aaaah," you scream to yourself in horror. "I was abducted and probed by a race of extra-terrestrials known as the Greys! There is now a tracking beacon lodged in my duodenum!" Rest easy, good reader, there is nothing lodged in my duodenum. For I merely had a 'Colonoscopy'. A safe, painless procedure done by a very terrestrial Doctor. I was assisted by Dr Langer and Nurse Jo, who went through great pains to make sure I was well taken care of. You name one alien race that gives you a warm blanket! You can't, can you?! The only horror I had to endure is the horrible concoction you have to drink the night before. That stuff is rank, and is probably made from xenomorph toe-jam. Yeah, it's that bad. Whoever invented that needs to be stuffed into a phone booth full of rabid chimps. But I digress. Thank you Skyline for taking the time and effort to make sure my colon was well taken care of, and for not putting any tracking devices up my bum. read more

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A-W-E-S-O-M-E We were a little hesitant due to the nature of the reason we were there but from the moment we walked in, we were reassured. Connie (at intake) greeted me as if she knew me...this means she read my husband's file. Dixie, Karen, Maria, Dr. Langer and Jason all acted as an amazing team. They were fluid, kind, listened and were sure that we understood as they went through explanations. Not at any time, did I feel like we were forgotten...which is quite comforting, given the matter at hand. Highly recommend. read more

My husband had a procedure on Monday March 18th. The staff could not have been nicer. Rhonda, Jo, Jason...and all the others were kind, informative and truly concerned about my husband's health. All of our questions were answered and suggestions made as to what we could do. They made what was a scary time more comfortable and far less stressful read more