Ever see ROADHOUSE? Patrick Swayze ain't got nothing on this plaze yeah ! Knife fights . Round house kicks visit the parking lot. Late at night under a waxing gibbous moon, bathed in lunar reflections of a coronal mass ejection, you will find emerging from it circadian papae--a JACKELOPE. Fully formed and blood thirsty. This godless killing machine preys on the hopes and dreams of young collegiate boys looking to verify their Facebook official status of masculinity. Venture here, but beware. Ghosts of rodeos past Trollop by and their few horsemen look for recruits. read more