My husband (who is a chef) and I attended the Taste of Melbourne Food Festival on Sunday, the 15th November, on its final day. What should have been an hour and a half trip, took double that time, due to a lack of public transport to the venue or lack of information on how to get there, using public transport.
Knowing very little about Melbourne City, we approached a barrier attendant at Southern Cross Train Station asking his advice on what would be the best possible way to get from here to Albert Park. He replied, he didn't even know the event was on. So off we went, blindly, to find our way to the venue. After walking a couple of blocks. We decided to take the tram.
After what seemed like miles of walking and two trams later, we finally arrive in the vicinity of Albert Park. We come across two very helpful, lovely ladies and asked them, "Where were they heading?" Lucky for us, they were on their way to the festival and pointed us in the right direction. So after another lengthy walk, we come across a sign 'This way'...... to what? Another similar sign? There was actually was no signage or advertising anywhere, to say that the festival was here.
More walking....finally we arrive at the entrance. We had purchased Gold Tickets, so I expected something a little more special than general entry level tickets, only to find, that they were really of no additional benefit. We were handed a Menu Card booklet - Taste - 'World's Greatest Restaurant Festival'. Big Call - let's hope so. Well once inside, it became quite clear this was more of a wine festival than a food. Neither of us drinking wine, it made short work of the taste tour, within 45 minutes, we were done and dusted.
Our first stop was at the GLADIOLI. We should have walked around and looked first, before committing to anything, but we were starving by this time. Big mistake! What a disappointment as our first taste experience.
We each had the BBQ pork roll, pickled cabbage and tomato. I can only say, I hope that the food at the Restaurant itself, is better than the cold, dry, black bread roll tomato and sauce burger, that they were selling here....by the time, I removed the several pieces of tomato, I was left with a teaspoon of pork and cabbage you say? And as dry as the bread roll was, it still could not withhold the contents that I wore more on my hands than what I was able to put into my mouth. Next time I want a burger straight out of the fridge - roll and contents. I know where to go. A little more thought, hopefully will be put into next year's dish! And maybe bring along that microwave to heat the meat, so it at least feels like we are eating something fresh.
Next stop: GAZI: My husband had the Soft Shell Crab Souvlakakia - with Mint Coriander, Honey and Mayonnaise and I chose the Prawn Kataifi - crispy Kataifi Pastry, Aleppo Mayonnaise, Honey and Almonds. Great choices! These were incredible!
SUPERNORMAL: New England Lobster Roll - spectacular! The rolls were beautiful, the lobster divine.
We stopped at 'Z' ZEST SPECIALITY COFFEE ROASTERS for a Latte. So very glad we did. The Coffee was amazing and the service was exceptional. Professional, helpful and friendly - I left, not only having explained to me, what products I needed at home and at an affordable price, but also with the knowledge and the recipe of how to achieve the samples that I had tried there today once I got home. Nothing was too much trouble for them.
Moved on to SASSY CAKES: I bought 3 mini cakes. These were actually pretty yummy.
THE MUSIC:
It was ridiculous! It was loud and that distorted, unnecessary and downright rude in some places. After placing your order, you stand to the side and wait to be called by name. The music in that stall or a neighbouring stall made it impossible to hear your name called or should I say screamed. Which were both annoying to us and very frustrating for the people serving us. If we wanted a noisy pub atmosphere, we'd have gone to one, for half the price.
It didn't take long to get around which venues were the great ones. MAMASITA, SUPERNORMAL and GAZI being the top favourites. Overall, the lines were actually pretty reasonable and went quite quickly. Some of the restaurants portion sizes and prices of their servings were ludicrous and well beneath expectation. We are all happy to pay a little extra for quality, but some of it was just stale rubbish. Certainly nowhere near the photos and descriptions they fool you with on the 'Taste of Melbourne' website.
There were nowhere near the crowds I expected, which is why we took public transport as opposed to driving. Lesson learned there. I can see why. It was all very disappointing. Just another talked up Melbourne event that turned into a fizzler.
We'd pretty much had enough by now, we cashed in the rest of our crowns and left. Luckily, someone had just been dropped off in a taxi, so we grabbed it.
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