It's not (sigh) fair that I can't come to Cyfair more often. Traffic is just so nightmarish getting…read moreup here. It's a pretty fancy outdoor strip mall with a whole ton of places to eat - most of which are absolutely crap - and a movie theatre which is actually really great, and one of the best in the whole region, and also cheaper than most. And best of all there is a Kung Fu Tea location here which has lately been hit or miss, but can often be really friendly and make good products and we definitely appreciate it.

I know where my car parks, but where does the Metropark?…read more It's hip to be square, especially at Metropark Square in Shenandoah. This is actually near Spring and The Woodlands, right across the highway from the latter, just south of Conroe. It's a great plaza and full of all kinds of great stores and entertainment complexes. This is a shiny new mall just north of one of the most beautiful strip malls in the country. They have entertainment features and lots of big box stores such as a massive Dollar Tree that Barbi likes and visits quite regularly.

Oscar Wilde liked to tangle now and again, and this is a good example of a plaza named after his…read morelove of tangling. It's on Westheimer, somewhere between 610 and Belt 8, on the South side, and with a dollar store, a few decent restaurants and interesting spots. It's well-paved, but a little difficult to get into, especially from the other side of the street. Barbi always looks really amazing when she's shopping here... obvi.

Barbie Center love to this center, but it didn't send any love back…read more Located near Cypress and Spring is this pretty typical shopping mall which has a little bit of everything. It's not too busy and it's not too big and the parking seems to be okay. The plaza is even paved all right, whereas many plazas in Houston and Texas in general are not. So that's it really. Pretty standard across the board and definitely a plaza which is worth checking out.

If there were two of these plazas, it'd be the Katy Ranch Double Crossing. But then I'd feel…read morebetrayed and stabbed in the back. This is a truly gargantuan shopping centre, with so much stuff that it's hard to get your head around it, or your legs even in Barbi's case. Massive big box stores and all kinds of food and delights, you could spend a long time in this plaza and never get through it all. It's basically a strip mall but it seems like it's about two miles long and twice the size in every regard to any normal strip mall. Make that 10 times the size than most of them. It's magical but watch out for the crazy drivers, and I really do mean crazy, especially by Katy standards, although pretty normal by Houston standards.

Barbi says I'm a good spunker And when I get excited, I dunk…read moreher But when we need to shop She dons a crop top And we hit Village Plaza at Bunker We come here sometimes daily for the excellent, massive HEB (my fave I've found), for the good Academy with nice shoe selections, for Sharetea, or for many other great things. As I've said before, this is a pretty awesome plaza right off of the Interstate 10 Highway on the North side which is also known as the Katy freeway. It's almost directly across from the Memorial City Mall and has a bunch of cool stores in it where me and Barbi go all the time. The HEB is why she usually comes here, great Nordstrom Rack, great Academy, awful Five Guys. Awful Olive Garden too. So don't come here to eat - ew. Loses one star only because the drivers and parking here can suck so much and the light to turn in off Bunker Hill is so weak. Not to be confused with Vajayjay Pleasure, which is kinda why Barbi dates me.

This giant strip mall called Village Plaza at Bunker Hill is actually outside of a tiny town called…read moreBunker Hill within Houston footprint. If nothing impresses you in Texas, you've gotta come to H-E-B at Bunker Hill. According to Fidelis leasing office website, this mall sits on 45 acres of land and the store took a title of The Busiest Store In The State of Texas. How does 126,000 square foot store sound to you? I'm very lucky to shop here after work as the rest of mall already closed. Yeah, there are over 50 businesses at Village Plaza at Bunker Hill and it's like a shopping town by itself. I could spend all day here. I like the convenience to Katy freeway and Beltway. Weekends are the busiest to come around here. That's why I choose to shop on weekdays and not during evening commute hours. The parking was kind of hectic during the busy holiday season. Psst, Chuy's Tex-Mex restaurant just opened http://www.memorialdistrict.org/blog/chuy%E2%80%99s-here this month. It makes me wanna try something different. I already love my latenight eatery at Denny's restaurant and daytime refreshing Which Wich sandwich shop.

I prefer South Yellow, but this is a good plaza too. Not to be confused with the hopping center,…read morewhere everyone stands on one leg and such. The Torta place here is the reason we come here - Adrian. On several occasions usually connected to Barbi getting drunk and live music. There's also a pizza place here and don't get me started on the awesome donut shop that's here, one of the best in the area honestly. So all in all, if you want to gain weight from pizza, donuts and tortas, this is your plaza.

I miss the old setup where you could see the food . Now the front looks like an industrial kitchen…read more It's totally lost that "cozy" feel. Also, the 3 young employees in the front were too busy joking and playing around with each other to notice they forgot one of the items I ordered . And what's up with the employees wearing baseball caps with long hair hanging in the back around so much food? Plz tie it in a bun . Not hygienic at all! I'm so sad this location has changed for the worse . Giving it 3 stars because at least the food was still decent .

I'm Champing at the bit to post this review, so here goes…read more This is the shopping center where their champions league is held. Actually it's most famous for having the Teahouse in it. The Cypress location is really cool with nice servers and makes good drinks. As for the mall itself... It's a fancy, clean, spacious shopping mall which is pretty comprable to any other strip mall. Palais Royal is one of the larger stores here.