Oh no...
Guys have aliens landed??? Kidnapped all the good staff (or at least all the ones who knew where the kitchen was)
We were here recently for a family function.
It was booked for 2.30...we showed up at 2.29 and the 'waitress' ( I use that term loosely) swanned about like a fairy looking at herself in every available mirror (your hair was cat so you need not have bothered)...get the orders in woman!!!
There were about 25 of us..it was during the day and only 2 other customers in the whole place but man!!!!! There must have been an invisible tent outside with 4,000 customers in it which would explain the SLOWWW service. I was going to start eating the table it was so bad, basically they fu**ed up. The stuff was not even semi prepared for us, so what should have been a pretty quick lunch turned out to be a loooooong drawn out affair. I could have understood the delay had we just wandered in off the street looking to feed a large group, but a definite booking had been made several days before.
And there were only two choices! Beef or Salmon...race horse speed they ain't got here.
I can tell you they were not out catching my salmon cos it was as dry as a bone and needed every last drop of 'sauce' to make it palatable.
Bleargh!
There was a tit in a blue shirt and a vacant expression fannying about like an old woman at a bake off putting salt and pepper on the other tables (un occupied) so he wouldn't have to clear our crap away once we had finished. It is a real art form making yourself look busy doing nothing at all but this guy has it off to a T.
GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY AND DO SOME WORK YOU USELESS ***** *****!
Not impressed, staff away to hell.
Must be under new management since my last visit.
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