Ten points for the shop name. Unless of course Sarj is meant to be Sarge, in which case he loses…read morepoints for misspelling. However, I like that it rhymes, and in a somewhat sarcastic way suggests that these two items go together, and should therefore be sold and celebrated together. This shop is tiny, but proudly flying the England flag here during the World Cup (2010) and offering everything you need to chow down and drink during said event, from wine and beer, to Haribo gummies and chocolate bars, to Pringles and Walkers crisps. And of course if you need your tabloid newspaper or your glossy magazine, you can find those here as well.

Shiraz Merlot Clairet…read moreCabernet Sauvignon Chardonnay Soave Pinot Noir Verdelho or Riesling? Whatever your choice of wine, this branch of Oddbins has a great selection of European, English and New World wines. Prices range from £7-£15 for a great bottle of red, white or rose but they usually have special offers on for around a fiver too. The staff are friendly and knowledgable and more than happy to recommend new wines if you're looking for something fruity, spicy, dry or sweet. They also have regular tastings on Saturday afternoons where you can sample new lines. The reason I've given it an extra star is simple: last time I popped in they were playing a classic Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra album. How many other off licenses offer customers sublime wine and sublime music? My point exactly!

This place gets 10/10 for knowledgeable and friendly staff! I shop here whenever I want a really…read morespecial bottle of wine for a special occasion and they're always soo helpful! They really do know everything about wine.. Inside out. I know nothing about wine, and this is obvious, but they never make you feel silly or patronised! Instead they put everything in layman's terms to help you find the right wine for your meal or occasion. They can even recommend a wine to suit whatever you're planning to cook for your dinner. They have a huge selection of different wines and their prices range from about £5.99 up to £50+ Well worth a look and getting a nice bottle or red for a treat, a present or a special occasion!

As long as you don't mind queuing with a tramp for what you imagine is some much needed booze at…read more3am - and lets face it if you're getting more booze at this time then one more tramp is going to bother you - then this is the place for you. Swift Drinks offers 24 hr booze supply for those who just don't know when enough is enough and God bless them for it. The saviour of many a Saturday night/Sunday Morning when town just isn't enough for a good time! What can I say there is often a grizzled, goblin-like man in a glass booth despatching drink and fags to people with a menacing, bitter quality because, well they're trapped behind a glass booth and you're all partying til the early hours.

Swift Drinks is an absolute lifesaver for those that refuse to stop drinking when the clubs in town…read moreclose and boot everyone to the streets! It's pretty much an all night off licence, fashioned a little bit like an Australian bottle shop! Keep your wits about you when you buy from here though as sometimes weird characters hang around this place in the middle of the night. A friend of mine almost got mugged walking away from this place with a crate of beer; luckily he managed to get to a black cab in good time! This place sells beers, cigarettes, wines, and spirits throughout the night and is very reasonable priced considering! They also sell condoms, if you're caught short on the way home from a club with someone you've picked up! They sell loads of snacks too! Crisps, chocolate, sweets etc! Great for those with the munchies in the middle if the night! Your can get a can of Fosters for £1.10, and I think this is the cheapest beer they sell. Just look out for pissed people after a kick off in this area late at night!

Every single time I use this shop theirs a problem, calming he has no change, arguing with…read morecustomers about paying by card not cash - whats that about?. They also always claim the "Collect +" system is down 3 times over the past 2 weeks even though I could see parcels on the shelf.....

The guy who runs this shop is a total ar*ewhole. Argues everytime with customers called me a "white…read morepiece of trash" for going in to look for something which turned out they didn't sell and asked "why come in if you're not buying anything" Told him the reason and that what does it matter if I come in and don't buy anything. He refuses to do Walrus cards saying he doesn't have to do them even though he's operating Pay Point. Doesn't want you to pay by card and if you do he tries to charge you £1 extra. Very arrogant and would never shop there even if he gave me stuff for free.