Oh, Galeria Mokotow you big giant tease,
Luring me in when I…read morejust needed peas,
Two hours later dazed and confused,
Sweaty, tired, and a little bruised,
With shopping bags bursting and teeming at full
Consumerism suddenly and quickly lost it pull
Because unlike others I did not shop till I dropped,
But until my poor, overused credit card stopped.
In short don't go here if your shopping willpower is as weak as Lindsay Lohan's the first day out of rehab.
