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From Luke's review
Aug 14, 2023
The most evil bottle and canned beverage prices I have ever seen combined with a well below modest expectations leaves this pizza golf driving puts this wanna be Top Golf in the Avoid Category. I was in San Francisco past June and not one smug spot was price gouging quite like Blono Pizza Co. This must be some sort of trashy junk yard social experiment because I could not figure out where in the wide world of sports these prices make any sense. Not for the service, the overwhelmed staff who despite being a polite and great group, they could not keep up with our group of eight eager drivers. We asked for water multiple times, never got it even being there three hours. We asked for a pitcher of soda; only one ever eventually arrived. It was mostly ice and poured out two glasses worth of pop. The food and cocktails were within a normal budget somehow and tasty! Cowboy pizza is a win, tough dough but well flavored toppings. Appetizers, cheese curds, pretzel bites, and cheesesticks were also crowd pleasers. Cannot much fault overly sweet cocktails expected for this sort of venue but some liquor forward options would give needed variety, the Baltimore Zoo is a much better Long Island. The bar area with games looks like a fun enjoyable family friendly spot, noticed lots of kids and younger adults. I'd guess most pizza parties do well here when driving range isn't primary. But yes, the actual driving: what a joke! This broken golf setup sunk the already leaking boat for our night. The ball analysis and tracking cameras refused to work consistently for the entire duration of our party. The staff was clueless to assist nor offered help, even mentioned some didn't work. How is this allowed? I cannot fathom any decent human running a business at breakneck broken bank prices purposely allowing technology crucial to the experience remain in disarray. It's like their business investors expect scam setup to maximize their earnings and assume customers will casually deal with the obviously needed fixes like a kid handed a broken present for Christmas. Hey be thankful you're getting anything at all! It's a real bummer because as mentioned our Shakespeare styled waiter was friendly and the only positive with the pizza for our night. He needs a raise! He got the tickets all jumbled too. How is there no streamlined system for paying? No other restaurant in my three decades has had such an astonishingly wide chasm between a can of beer priced at $18.00 and the experience. I can't see myself ever trying this place again even for free! read more































