Culamar knows how to set the mood. The sunset view? Unreal. Rooftop to ourselves, skyline all around, romantic lighting -- it felt like a scene out of a movie.
And then the food came.
Tuna Tartare: Pretty, but flavorless. Like someone seasoned it with air and prayed the chips would carry it. They didn't.
Shrimp Po'Boy: More like a soggy bread mess with barely any shrimp. Sauce overload tried to distract from the sad sandwich underneath.
Muffuletta Sliders: All name, no flavor. Tasted like a school lunch slider that sat in a fridge too long. Whatever the ingredients were supposed to be, they got lost in translation.
The Good Stuff?
Riley, our server, was wonderful -- attentive, warm, and clearly doing her best with a weak menu. And the drinks? Spot-on. The ambiance? Chef's kiss. It's just a shame the food didn't match the vibes.
Price vs. Flavor: Not worth it. I came hungry and hopeful. I left full... of regret.
Bottom Line:
Come for the view. Sip something nice. But if you're here for the food? Might wanna eat beforehand. read more