3 am conversation with the window clerk. I'm in a good mood since the station sign price is 6 cents higher than what the pump display is charging. "Yo, can I get the receipt for pump 8?" "Sure." "And do you have any Red Bull? The big cans? Sugar free?" "Sure, sure. Long drive?" "Yeah, can you tell? Haha." "Courier?" "Naw, I wish. Just headed home." "No, I mean... what nationality are you?" "...? Oh. Oh, I'm not Korean. Merry Christmas." read more