A review of a gas station? Really?
Well, gas here is cheaper!
My friends tell me gas here is cheaper because it's "cheap gas".
Cheap? Nearly $4.00 a gallon to me isn't cheap; when I first started driving gas used to be a bit more than $2.00, so if gas here is cheap, then I'm cheaper than Scrooge and Marley AND me, put together!
(spoiler -- the dog DIES! I mean, wtf!?)
I suppose they mean because the gas here will ruin your engine somehow, I don't know.
Anyfumes, my car goes, so I'm happy and I'm not going to apologize to my bike unless he says he's sorry first.
Wait, what?
(I'll ride you this weekend, Schwinn, honey, I promise)
There's no public restroom here, but there's a Jack in the Box nearby in case you really have to go.
Also, there are some convenient bushes in the surrounding area if your'e a boy and don't give a f**k.
I know I don't! TMI, and you're welcome ;-).
SOLID, xoxo.
You're also near Century City Mall.
I think they sell Louis Vuitton gasonline at Bloomingdales. It smells a lot like Chanel No. 5.
Remember in school when your math teacher would take your calculator and push :
7-1-0-7-7-3-4-5
-- then he'd turn your calculator upside-down and say, "See!? It spells SHELL OIL".
?
Then he'd tell you that his wife is a b!tch who doesn't understand him, and that you have really pretty skin.
...
-- No.
I don't remember that, either.
Honest. read more