My wife loves to drag me to places like this, Ross, etc. We wander around aimlessly while she asks me "which do you like better?" type questions. To which I normally try to convince her that I couldn't care less, or that I like the one that she likes better while I look for a telltale gleam in her eyes that hint at which one I should point to. Another fun and self entertaining game is to try to put stuff in the cart that she will say, "No!!" to. I've included some pics of a few recent classics. Often enough, I don't even get my hands on the item before we make eye-contact and she says, "No! No! No!". At some point we reach an equilibrium where her nerves, humor, and patience are such that she's had enough "fun" and she's ready to go also. Good luck to you, my fellow captives and sojourners read more