We're all on Yelp, yes? And alot of us have met in real life, yes? Well let me tell you about the time I met a girl, or should I say a woman, over the internet?
This was back in the day, when I was still using America Online, and I was just joshing around the chat rooms. The day I turned thirty I wandered into the Over Thirty Room for a joke, sort of, and she was there, and we started chatting. We talked about books, music, how much we both love New York - harmless, totally harmless.
What was her name, you ask? Let's call her Shopgirl, shall we? And my name was NY152.
So every night I would log in, hoping she was online, and more often than not she was. We talked about everything: movies, life, dogs. At the time, I had a dog named Brinkley.
Finally, after months of chatting but never meeting, we decided to meet on a Saturday, which coincidentally was the first day of spring. I suggested a place in Riverside Park on 91st Street where the path curves, which just happened to be the 91st Street Garden. When she saw me coming around the curve, she started to cry. So I handed her my handkerchief and told her, "Don't cry, Shopgirl, don't cry." We hugged some more and finally kissed, while Brinkley kept jumping on us.
We've been together ever since. read more