As soon as my girlfriend and I got our welfare check cashed, we headed right over to Abortionplex for the second time this week and were initially seated in the smoking lounge where we only had to wait a few minutes before being seen by someone who said they were going to sell our baby parts for profit and cut us in on the deal! It is best to go during the middle of the day in the week when all those other suckers are out working hard while we sleep til noon, get up and smoke dope and get pregnant again! We get pregnant quite a lot since the Republicans shut down our local planned parenthood and we no longer have access to birth control but hell, with all the money we are making on baby parts, who cares! Now we can afford to buy a new gun at the new gun shop that replaced the abortion clinic! Now we can have all the irresponsible sex we want! The last time we had a foursome which included a lot of unprotected gay sex! Looks like we will be taking a trip to Abortionplex soon! My girlfriends parents would probably freak out if they saw her with a black baby so once again, Thanks Abortionplex! read more

They knew in advance about the event and definitely weren't staffed for it. They should of had 2 people front counters, 2drive thru, 2 cooks,2 online. Then when things slowed down thru the night . Take a person from each to fill all areas of accessories straws,silverware,cups,ice,plates, containers,etc. then if stay slow start sending them home with a big thank you read more

Holy crap! "Working Women's Wednesdays"???!? AND today IS Wednesday???!? Hay hay hayyyyyyy! ::: (\_(\ *: (=' :') :* *.. (,(")(")°..*`» read more

Ask and you shall receive. Spring break is done, season is over, Easter came and went and money should be back from tax refunds. What to do? What to do, but find an something fun to do like the rides at the abortionplex. People are friendly and service here is great. Don't forget your frequent customer loyalty card where your 5th one is on the house. BTW FYI here are some of the Yelp cliche. This is the best ( fill in the blank ) or abortions in town... This is a hole in the wall. Unless there is a real hole in the wall. Hehe. I'm surprised I didn't write a review on abortionplex I'm excited to try abortionplex out This is a hidden gem Nothing to write home about. One word review One sentence review I'm from _____ and I know how good ______tastes. I am _____. So I know how should taste. I am from Topeka and I know good abortions. The food is yummy I have one review no friends no avatar but listen to my review. The buffet is amazing or the perverted cousin amazeballs. If I could give negative stars I would. This place has the best _____ Ever / Ev ah! Meh. The good...the bad....the ugly.. Lol ROTF LMAO ETC ETC. bla Bla bla. Woot?! I wanted to like this place but... This is a diamond in the rough To die for. Really. (though shall not kill) Hands down the best/worst ______. PS I hear they plan to have BOGO on Memorial day. Just check in using FourSquare. "I'm going to be back soon." One more cliche sorry. read more

I find all this stuff simply outrageous! To all of the people who gave this place warm reviews, you are just plain evil! My wife and I have been trying to have a child for a quite some time now, but ever since one of her girlfriends took her to this Abortionplex place for a bachelorette party, it's like she's become some sort of abortion addict! I really want kids but I swear that four or five times in a row now, whenever that little pee stick turns pink, she just goes gallivanting off with her friends for another minor surgery! She says it's just "a girl thing" and that I wouldn't understand. Well I'm sick of it!! The only upside to this whole painful ordeal is that thus far, all of our destroyed fetuses have just been little girls and not the robust young sons that I want to raise. But even so, what if one HAD been a little boy?! This place and all of its supporters makes me want to puke. read more

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I've seen a fair share of abortionplexes in my day, and this one is only so-so. As with any establishment I review on Yelp, though, I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. After all, it just opened. There are going to be kinks that need to be worked out, that sort of thing. For now, it earns three stars. One highlight that truly stood out to me was the "prep room." Surprised that no one else had mentioned it in their reviews, I took a photo of some nice ladies there who had shown up for their "big day" and were readying themselves with beer bongs. What a great attitude! I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a couple myself while waiting for the missus to finish up her business. Oh, and one other thing: the "Hall of Fame" fetus photo wall was a bit much. Call me a puritanical Southerner, but that's just my two cents. Nevertheless, I will return. Look forward to a follow-up! read more

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Though the ingredients aren't all locally sourced, the dishes are organic and very fresh. I highly recommend the tasting menu, as you really should experience the full range of flavors this amazing establishment has to offer. My favorite course was the fricassee with baby arugula in an amniotic reduction. It was a bit on the salty side, but tremendously flavorful with a terrific mouth-feel. Also, definitely don't leave without trying the dessert. I had the vanilla bean gelato with candied umbilical crisps. It was to die for. read more

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I hate this place. It's like an Abortion-themed Disneyland in summertime: LINES! EVERYWHERE! Lines to park your car, lines to get into the door, lines to go to the bathroom, lines to use the hand sanitizer station, lines to the arcade games, lines to the Hall of Fame museum, and lines to the snack bar to get my peanut butter and jelly fetuswich, which I might add that the bread was gritty and the jelly was slimy and sour and cost me $10...how do you mess that up?! I stood in line for 2 HOURS to ride the Umbilicoaster and when I'm almost at the front, IT BREAKS DOWN! They gave us free tickets to the theater, but I told them to keep it. They don't have ANY of the current box office blockbusters playing, just a bunch of old ass movies like "Omen," "The Good Son," "Village of the Damned," and "Ernest Scared Stupid." No thanks. The only thing that DIDN'T have a line was the clinic itself. I thought my life was over when I knocked up that stripper, but they took care of it quickly, discretely, and for cheap too! They even gave her a loyalty program punchcard so the 5th visit would be free. Now she can keep on dancing and I won't have to worry about child support. Still, I would've preferred to not have driven the 1,800 miles it took to get here because the rest of the place is just a lame tourist trap. Ambiance: 2 Fun: 1 Crowds: 0 Food: 0 TL;DR: Too goddamn crowded! Clinic was excellent, but still not worth it. read more

Tired of waiting in the long lines? Frustrated with not able to eat your own baby? Fret no longer, Abortionplex has heard Yelpers complaints and introduced the new Brilliant Affordable Baby Yanking (B.A.B.Y.) vending machines! With thousands of B.A.B.Y.s located throughout the Abortionplex, anyone who seeks to have an abortion simply swipes their credit card, walk into the machine, and 5 minutes later, voila, out comes the baby! Want to take the baby home and share with family and friends? No problem! Just select the 'CAKE' option before or after the procedure, and B.A.B.Y. will turn the discarded fetus into a sweet, soft, moist, colorful and delicious cake! http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/1lzQnPn2tYvdP6oVbQ0BEw?select=pvw1BtSxKmsmrhpmqaKfYw Yum! It's really that easy! (This review is not sponsored by, endorsed by, or affiliated with Abortionplex in any way. Anticipated side effects following an abortion includes Abdominal pain and cramping, Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea, blah and blah. Potential more serious complications includes blah or blah blah, blah blah or sepsis, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah, and Death. Call your doctor and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and blah blah.) read more

When I had to plan my BFF's bachelorette party, I emailed Abortionplex to see if they had any special bride-to-be packages. I'm happy to report that they do! So if you're like me and are totally bored with parties that begin with a pole dancing class and end with a half-day visit to a spa, I think you'll find this place to be a fun alternative. (I can't wait until my other friends plan their weddings, so I'll have an excuse to go back!) Just make sure to send all your invitees "Save the Dates" far enough in advance so that those who are lesbian, abstinent, or reproductively-challenged can make appropriate arrangements with a turkey baster, sperm bank, IVF, etc.--and so everyone else will know when to schedule a little hanky panky. (Oh! My BBF's grandma didn't want to miss out on the fun, so she hired a surrogate.) I chose the "Here Goes the Pregnant Bride" weekend package, which gave us the opportunity to spend the Saturday night playing Baby Pong at Abortionplex's super-hip "Got Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?" bar. I was particularly impressed by the giant flat-screened TVs showing around-the-clock live footage of other people's abortions (for some even larger larger-than-life cinematic entertainment, check out one of the many movie theatres)! And instead of cocktail stirrers, each drink came with a uterine curette. . . . It was such a cute touch and by the end of the evening, I'd amassed a whole collection of them to take home with me. Stop by the giftshop for some RU486 valuepacks and maybe a decorative fetus jar (preserved in formalin--heirloom quality), and you'll be all set with great souvenirs. After recovering from our hangovers the next morning, we pre-gamed at the "Say Goodbye to Eating for Two" brunch before hopping on the monorail over to one of the group abortion complexes. The best part of the whole weekend was how we all had our abortions done at the same time, on surgical tables right next to each other. (I can't wait to watch the DVD they gave each of us!) We all opted for vacuum aspiration with local anesthesia. In all my other abortions, I've opted for twilight anesthesia (love benzos and narcs!), but this time around we wanted to be able to chat about our last-minute plans for a "No Baby Shower" we had scheduled for that evening. And I'm so happy I was awake for the whole abortion; it was kinda like going to get manicures with all my girlfriends, but with stirrups! Also be sure to reserve the "Coat Hanger Suite" for the bride-to-be. When my BFF's grandma saw it, she got all nostalgic, it was pretty touching. Please also note: if you book your weekend far enough in advance, you might even be able to reserve the "Back Alley Penthouse." I asked for it, but it's booked straight through 2014. . . . read more

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I brought a girl down here to put the moves on. At first I didn't think it was going to work. But then I saw a man fishing who came over and talked to me. He told me that it was all about the dirty talk. I was confused and so he gave me an example. He looked me up and down and said " mmm, you're hotter than my momma ever was!" I was scared, but whatever he said worked, I ran away back to the girl I was with. Frightened we both ran to the bench. I looked my girl up and down and said what he said, she didn't like it, but whatever I did next worked. She's a texas girl so I worked really hard to get a solid shape done. And this is what happened... Any feedback from the community is appreciated, thanks! read more

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Guys: just because you don't have a uterus doesn't mean you can't enjoy the magic of Abortionplex. I thought my experience there was going to be limited to just enjoying a quick lunch at the buffet (and parenthetically, I'll note that the huevos rancheros were TO DIE FOR) until I saw the sign up for their new procedure: Male Abortions! I spoke with a Planned Parenthood representative and she told me that the procedure was pretty simple: they had on hand a number of fertilized ova that they then implant into a man's abdomen in a special temporary Mancenta (patent pending) which will feed the fetus for a specified period of time (you can pick the Regular, Super, or Deluxe Male Abortion Package for 1, 2 or 3 trimesters, respectively). Once the feeding period is over, you pop back in for the abortion (done by caesarean section, naturally, but chicks dig scars -- especially the slutty chicks at the Abortionplex). I went whole hog and splurged for the Deluxe Male Abortion (with Partial-Birth Abortion add-on for a nominal fee). TOTALLY WORTH IT, since you get a recording of the entire procedure as part of the package. There's nothing I like better than hearing that slurpy vacuuming sound of my never-to-be-born spawn being sucked from my abdomen. I put the audio of it on a loop to lull myself to sleep. For those worried about pain, the drugs made it feel like a tickle. It was one of the most pleasant experiences I've had, outside of impregnating women in the greater Topeka area. A+++++++. Would abort again. read more

The abortion was great, my girlfriend was so distracted by the puppet show that she barely cried afterwards. A little pricier than the home kit we've been using, but the amenities made it worth while. Can't beat fresh chocolate chip cookies! But something from the IHOP Express in the food court gave me the trots. Not cool, Abortionplex IHOP. Not cool. read more

I also got the groupon for the Abortionplex and overall my experience was fine. The clinic was fast and service was friendly and efficient but they seemed a little ruder towards me (I think) because I had a groupon. If you don't want people using the groupons, don't offer! I deserve those 4 abortions! However, the clinic wasn't so bad compared to the buffet. I'm not sure who the chef was, but I could tell that some of those fetuses at the make-your-own omelette bar were a little old. Come on, the clinic is right there! You'd think that they'd at least be able to guarantee freshness in their ingredients. Overall this place is totally worth it with the groupon, but I'm not sure if full price I would go back again. Skip the lazy river. read more

I hope this place goes franchise and soon! The martini and sushi bar is totally awesome. I had the greatest time with all my besties this last week, when we all got together for a mani-pedi and some serious "girl time." They even comped our parking! Also don't forget to check out the skeeball where you roll little pink rubber fetuses up the lanes instead of the old wooden skeeballs. read more

I'll be the first to admit: I poked holes in my boyfriend's condoms just so I could check this place out for myself. It's clean, cozy, and thanks to UnderageBrothelplex and GayPornDildoplex down the street, fairly devoid of protesters after 6pm or so. Ask about their punchcard system -- you get a shiny members-only access card, and 15% off your 5th procedure! It's everything a slut like me could ask for. I hope they open one in Minneapolis soon. read more

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Everyone loves Abortionplex, but true fans know that the real magic is found in the secret menu. A 2x3 lets you sandwich in movie screenings at the theater before, between and after ridding yourself of potential twins. An 8x8? Spend your day easily breezing from Octomom to Oscars noms. Hold the butter on that popcorn though - you're not eating for 9 anymore! Tell your doc you want The Flying Dutchman if you want to squeeze your abortion appointment in between two pieces of meat, if you know what I mean, and let's face it, you always know what I mean. But real pros know that nothing satisfies your hunger for an empty uterus quite as much as well as Animal Style. In this iteration of the classic abortion, after the doctor perfectly vacuums the contents of your uterus, she then fills it with a secret sauce filled with tiny unicorns which will trot around poking holes in your uterine lining and preventing zygotes from taking hold for at least 6 months. But let's face it, even if you're already filled to the brim with tiny unicorns and think you won't be abortion-hungry again for a while, you know you'll be poking around Abortionplex tomorrow on your lunch break. It's too good to stay away! read more

Sure it's convenient and all, but they didn't even honor the Scoutmob I had for 2 for 1 abortions. I had to keep one of the twins. Two stars. read more

I am SO glad this place opened up, because getting an abortion before was such a huge hassle! Now, with the convenience of the Abortionplex, we were able to make a girlz day of it... First Bridesmaids, then abortions and Orange Juliuses, and finally mani-pedis! The 'plex is awesome, for just $5 extra they have these guys who will come around and give you hand massages while the Doc is doing his biz--just like they do at Toni & Guys! They do lose one star because the ceiling pictures are totes outdated: Silver Spoons and Saved by the Bell? C'mon you guys, it's the 2010s!! I will def be recommending this place to my gal-pals, and now that my mom's dating again, maybe this will be good spot to hang out after Mother's Day brunch! read more

This is a review by a vegetarian Sometimes you just feel like bare-backing a cheerleader and there's no better place to do that than in Kansas. Though it's a little weird having to talk the bible-thumpers into pink from brown (opposite from the usual conversation). Anyway, I sent Jill, Amber, and Tiffany here over the last few years and we couldn't be happier with preventing more half-breed Kan-Jew-ans from coming into the world. One star off because I don't think the barista at the Love's Labor's Lost coffee bar gave me decaf like I asked for and she didn't stamp my frequent customer card read more

Just like any other good American, I hate condoms. So when I knocked up my girlfriend Traci, it wasn't a huge surprise. She barely remembers to use deodorant, let alone take her birth control. Dammit, Traci. That said, Abortionplex makes an inconvenience seem like a day at Six Flags. My only gripe is that they use high fructose corn syrup in the Slurpee machines. I know because my friend Ben works there. Get with the times, Abortionplex! I'll be back. read more

Hey fellas! The Abortionplex ain't just for the girls. While you're waiting check out the awesome game room with XBox and Playstation. The sports bar has about 30 beers on tap and man the bar maids are hot. Tip extra and maybe you'll get a phone number or two. And don't forget to ask for your Frequent Fornicator punch card. Get six abortions and the 7th is free! read more

As a gay guy, I have no reason to come here unless one of my friends get pregnant -- fortunately, God gave me really slutty friends and the sense to poke holes in their condoms, cause I can't get enough of this place! Every time I come here, I'm treated like a big shot, even though it's really my friend who's the star of the show. I think the receptionists keep some of your personal details on file, because they remember what I do and my favorite music well enough to ask me if I've been to any concerts lately. It's those little details that keep me coming back. Well, that and getting to witness the miracle of abortion. read more

They tried to hard sell me their services, I paid, I was worked over, and then I go see my general practitioner and find out all I'd just paid to end the life of was my kidney stone. Future customers: Men don't need the services here, don't let them sell it to you. read more

Sorry, but I liked this place better before the hipsters found it. It's so full of attitude now and the music sucks. I mean I like Cage the Elephant as much as the next girl when I'm stoned out of my gourd at Coachella (how do you think I wound up visiting this place?) but when I'm doing the Uterus Roomba I like a little empty pop escapism, some Kelly Clarkson or something. That said, I do like the Bloody Mary bar on Sunday mornings-just get there early to beat the brunch rush and get a good cabana. read more

Come for the abortions, stay for the delicious baked goods! My kids loved the waterslide. They also have an AARP discount, which is great. read more

i havnt been on a date in a while so i just hung out in the parking lot with my van & waited for all the guys who just broke up with their no longer pregnant EX girlfriends to filter out of the 'plex. Most of them are drunk by the time the procedures are over and they didn't need much persuasion. like shooting fish in a barrel! I'm coming back every weekend! read more

As a father of a pre-teen son in this age of "abstinence only" sex education, I can never be sure that my kid's education will teach him the difference between a condom and a condominium. I'll keep this in mind and hope it's around when he starts dating. read more

I stopped by here to check it out because I got a gift card from my friend who told me that The Abortionplex has the best mimosas and performs the best abortions--and let me tell you, I am a sucker for both! I've been places that have had just so-so mimosas but good abortions, and vice versa. Pros: 1. The Buffet: Like other Yelpers, I would agree to skip the fish. But the brunch? Ah-MAZE-ing! I had the Eggs Benedict with the fresh fruit compote. And it was on top of biscuits, not English muffins. I loved it, but if you are looking for a more traditional Eggs Benedict, they have that, too. My companion said that the meatloaf was a little salty, so if you're watching your sodium intake, you may want to skip it. And the mimosas? Holy delicious! I think I teared up a little--they were *that* tasty. 2. The Rock Climbing Wall: Yes, this is the largest rock climbing wall that I have ever seen. I opted to skip it, but my companion climbed it and thought it was awesome. 3. Abortions: I got a tour of the rooms....clean, private, comfortable. Everything a girl could ask for. 4. The bar: My companion sat at the bar while I went for a tour. The whiskey sours are fantastic (like one Yelper wrote), and they know how to pour a Guinness, which is a bonus. Cons: Two things, which is why I gave it only 4 stars: First, anyone else irritated that the Orange Julius was being renovated? I'm hoping that it will be open by the time I return in about 8 weeks. Second, the bathrooms by the rock climbing wall were out of paper towels. And when I told someone about it, they were a bit rude. Super annoying! I heard that they are opening a Hot Topic by the food court to attract the younger crowd, and I just hope that it doesn't change the vibe of the place. Overall, The Abortionplex rocks. It would make a fun romantic getaway, a place to have your bachelorette party, or even a place to take your mom for brunch and a movie while you're seeing the doctor. Can't wait to get pregnant! read more

I'm gay, but I decided to light a little vagynamite JUST so we could go to Abortionplex. It was definitely a *wow* moment for me (like the premiere of Glee - my fave show!). It was our first time to Topeka and man, what a great place to terminate a life. The Westboro Baptist Church must have gotten the memo that a weiner hound like me was coming to town. So many carefully crafted signs with super bright colors and run on sentences (teacher gives you a C+). Those people really have a lot of hate to dish out, but some of the protester dudes is hecka fine! Anyhoo, back to the Abortionplex. It was really like the Container Store, but with super horny females blessed with iron clad lady parts. My lovely woman friend was in there at 1pm, out by 2pm and we were horseback riding by 2:35pm! She said it was just like a teeth cleaning and she was smiling from ear to ear "down there". I'm giving this 4 stars because I personally didn't get the satisfaction of getting a quality thigh suck. Thanks God, for making me a boy. I'm missing out on all the cool stuff! read more

-There's an Orange Julius in the food court (which is so huge that it rivals the Mall of America's!) -They serve Prosecco and they validate parking!! What more could a woman want?? read more

I was extremely disappointed to learn that Abortionplex does not offer group discounts or gift cards as of 8/20/11. Maybe it's because I'm white, or 'don't have a vagina", but I still intend to contact corporate to inquire about rules and procedures. I give it 1 extra star for the Mexican fetus scrambler. Needs more cilantro. read more

Well, it's the typical story of quality declining as business picks up. Giselle, one of the technicians, told me that they've seen a threefold increase in customer volume since the Yelp reviews began rolling in. My latest visit was an absolute nightmare. The meth- & Monster-fueled, non-stop overnight drives to Kansas are no longer worth it, in my humble opinion. Dirty linens, faulty equipment (Come on, Abortionplex... Time to invest in the GE Fetusuction 2500 like every other clinic did like FIVE YEARS AGO!). Sorry, Abortionplex, but from now on, when whatever girl has won the lottery by having my seed sown deep within her fertile soil happens to start sprouting, I will be going halfsies with her at a local clinic and NOT going to Topeka. Get with the program! read more

These folks really brought the kid out of my girlfriend. Recently it was discovered that faith alone would not terminate pregnancy. We had prayed and prayed for a solution but when those prayers proved fruitless we sought a holistic, nurturing and above all permanent solution to our little problem. Thus entered the Abortionplex into our lives. The staff at the Abortionplex were the tops in professionalism and expertise. These baby murderers gave us all our options and we were able to custom craft a child homicide plan that best suited us, the heretics we were. The chapel they have in the basement was of great assistance with its giant Jesus statue looking down on us with judgmental, sobbing eyes. It was in His glaring disapproval that we knew what we had to do - kill this baby dead. We were led to the conveyor belt and were shown several informative, hilarious shorts on the history of abortion in America on our way to the embryo slaughter chamber. Stars such as Madonna, Jim J Bullock and Wilford Brimley had touching cameos as we were shown what would happen to the remains of our baby after it was ruthlessly sucked out of my girl's womb and cast down a stainless steel funnel with the millions of other unborn children that Jesus doesn't care enough about to save. Once the loud, slightly messy procedure was done we were given moist towelettes and a $5-off coupon to The Sizzler, where we had hamburgers and I got two refills on my soda. All in all I recommend the Abortionplex for your post-conception life termination needs. The restrooms were clean and we got a coupon to The Sizzler. read more

I just don't get what all the hype is about. First, the line for the Lazy River was crazy packed and I had to wait FOREVER for a Fallopian Innertube. Then, they wouldn't accept my Foursquare check-in special for a free heli-tour of Topeka with your first abortion. I showed my iPhone screen to like five employees, and none of them could figure out the coupon code. UGH! I mean come on, there are plenty of other clinics I could take my business to, step up your game Abortionplex. read more

So originally i was told that i could have my younger brother aborted, because he always steals my stuff and constantly gets more money from Grandma, because of his stupid "bellybutton" trick. But then they found out he was 11 and they said it was too late or something. So no stars for them. But they did let me put my hand in the candy jar and I got to pick what color uterus scraper I wanted (Green), so that gets them two stars. If you have a younger brother, go early. I think 7 is the cut off. read more

I came here with a girl I had a drunken fling with a couple months ago. It was really stormy outside and right when she was being strapped to the table (it's so nice they have someone to hold a straw so she can drink her daiquiri while they pull the baby out) the power went out. A light came on from the backup but they said they didn't have enough power to run the abortion machine so we could a.) come back another day or b.) use Plan B. The girl I was with really, really wanted to get it over with so we opted for Plan B. The doctor got out a set of brass chop sticks and a piece of marlin fishing line, dove in and tied one end of the fishing line to the foetus's little neck. He then tied the other end to the door handle of the office (which was open, but that's OK, most everyone else had left). The doctor told the girl I was with that he was going to count to 3 and at 3 she should take a big sip of her daiquiri. He walked over to the door, counted to 3 and slammed the door closed, flinging the fetus into a catcher's mitt the nurse was holding. We paid the extra $30 to got the fetus embalmed and bronzed. I'm going to use it as a hood ornament for my charger. All in all we were both pretty satisfied with the experience there, although the girl I was with said the daiquiri was a little too sweet. Hence this review not being 5 stars. read more

I get pregnant, JUST to come here. The bar serves the best "Adios Motherfucker". Stiff, just the way I like it. Will definitely be back. read more

Quicker then an oil change. We were in and out of here in 30 minutes flat. They welcome walk-ins The FREE coffee and donuts is well worth the price of admission read more

I used the Groupon, and I think it affected my level of service. It was about to run out so I went out and ruffied myself at a gangbang. When I booked the procedure at the last minute I got a bit of attitude, but from the other reviews it seems like this is only bestowed upon Groupon customers. But, the real reason to go here? Vilo's mani-pedis! They are TO KILL FOR! I get knocked up just so I can go see him. I hear they are getting a boxing gym and trampoline area, which would be great when waiting for my abortion. read more