I have yet to personally witness a Bethania celebration, but I have made arrangements to attend a service later this month and will revise my review if necessary. I do look forward to meeting others who appreciate the services offered by Bethania. In the meantime, I will share that i find Bethania's audio offerings to be of utmost quality, and I frequently find myself consuming them while I go about my day to day life. I have also greatly enjoyed the video recordings by fellow Bethania enthusiasts; these glimpses into the splendor of Bethania's gatherings have carried me through times of struggle and stress. read more

Very attentive staff, organized management, I hope they stick around for years to come, at least until it's my turn to embrace the void of death- I had strange requests for my loved one's funeral service- but Bethania Mortuary pulled through for all, even the saxophone solo to accompany the eulogy! The only nitpick I could provide is when I showed up late one evening to drop off some paperwork; I saw a lot of weird things skittering about the halls- and heard a lot of yelling about "who ate all the Beijing Beef"- I get coworker spats happen but goodness that was a strange experience! read more

I've attended two funerals organized by Bethania - one in Portland, ME and one in Worcester, MA. The service was fantastic! With 9 employees running around, there's always someone taking care of you. I also really appreciate the random outfit changes throughout the services, which make things interesting. I've noticed that there does tend to be an entourage of rats at these events but their handler (who has apparently received the much deserved accolade of Employee of the Month) seems to handle them well. Already looking forward to the next funeral in September! read more

My family has been a loyal customer of the Association since the 1960s, when my father's father's father passed away. We eventually moved to Europe and were pleasantly surprised when it turned out that Bethania Mortuary Association also provides its services there! I myself have attended five rit- i mean, funerals- organized by them, and was always met with top-notch service. All 9 employees are beyond lovely, the entertainment was great, with all the pandemic procedures applied (masks, gloves, etc.). Truly, when you have BMA, you have everything! read more

They put together a wonderful funeral service for my grandfather. Their Employee of the Month, C I think is what he went by, was absolutely wonderful and kind to me. He even let me pet his pet rats who were the sweetest little things! The woman known as Sister was very professional and kind as she gave us our options for burial. She seems very experienced in this and knows exactly how to handle such a sensitive subject. They even respected my religious beliefs as a pagan when setting up the burial. Five stars all around! read more

Bethania Mortuary has been fantastic with my prearrangements. What can I say, I'm a planner. They have been very accommodating of my requests. They had no problem with me wanting a member of the clergy on a pale white horse to ride up behind the mourners graveside. Readings will be from the teachings of Hypatia. A flock of cardinals will be released. And everyone will be given shots of Juniper Gin. read more

All my doubts are now destroyed, the team here is REALLY on the level. The head of the organization, she really knows what she's doing. I know there was some drama between her and the original owner (who I miss very much) but as far as I'm concerned, she's still doing right by him and their vision. After all, it's a family business (and I see nothing wrong with that)! read more

Having a loved one pass away in the 20's was really difficult. I'll never forget driving along the spillways full of grief and doubt, then I found Bethania. Their caring staff directed me to the right clergy to perform the service, and they directed me to stand by him in difficult times. Thanks to Bethania, Elizabeth is still alive with us, in our hearts. read more

I have been to three services that Bethania Mortuary Association put together. The first time, I was fortunate enough to deal with the wonderful C, who is certainly very knowledgeable and was even kind enough to accept a hug from me, whilst I was in an emotional state. 100% would use for my services. read more

I am very pleased with the treatment of my recently deceased father's father's father's father's father. My only complaint would be the phallic graffiti littering his corpse along with the message "Papa wuz here" painted across his forehead. not sure what that's about... Five stars read more

Wonderful services... I had trouble controlling my emotions and had a messy problem that they helped "clean up" for me. Lovely burial, but won't miss my dad much honestly. Would consider working there, staff seem great and are good at keeping secrets! read more

My grand pappy wanted a viking funeral, but we ultimately decided on the taxidermy package so that his legacy will be preserved under glass. Thanks, Bethania Mortuary, for making sure we will never walk alone during this difficult time. read more

I grew up in the (pretty isolated) area but thankfully Bethania Mortuary services as far as New Jersey and Florida and their services have never let me down. They're the most colorful, uplifting, and cheeky rites. 10 out of 5 stars. read more

If only we have such good services back at home like this! Flying all the way here from across the world to my father's father's funeral and i never felt so at home one might say. everything is splendid and perfect. read more

This isn't about the mortuary proper, I just wanted to let the dude who lives there who walked my dog recently know he did great. I'm slightly concerned about his eye bags, I hope y'all are treating him nice read more

Bethania Mortuary more than satisfied our whole family. We could not have been happier. We all walked away feeling our taints had been thoroughly tickled, stroked, and then finally tickled again! The best! read more

The funeral service was lovely, couldn't of asked for a better setting. Kind of wish that spooky guy and his minions would stop plugging in their amps 5 feet from my final resting place, though. read more

Absolutely breathtaking place to celebrate your love ones lives. Absolutely adored the staff... maybe they're hiring? I was particularly fond of the man in charge.... such an adorable dork ;) read more

Fantastic place to put your enemies to rest, although I do suggest getting the gentleman in red a helmet for his tricycle, the poor guy almost gave himself a concussion. Great Service. read more