Terrible, when the vegetarian waitress said she couldn't recommend any of the meat dishes, she…read morewasn't kidding. My bratwurst tasted like Jimmy Dean breakfast sausages. The WORST, not wurst.

Werde abgezockt und bezahle für Müll. Gleichzeitig muss man…read moresich das unverschämte Verhalten der Mitarbeiter anhören, die einen zu McDonald's schicken, weil das Essen, das sie servieren, ungenießbar und schlecht ist. Ich habe einen Burger mit Pommes bekommen - es war wirklich miserabel. Das Brötchen war mindestens fünf Tage alt, es zerbröselte komplett. Die Pommes waren labberig, überhaupt nicht knusprig oder richtig zubereitet - und obendrein ungesalzen. Das Fleischpatty war vorgegart, erneut aufgewärmt und total trocken. Der Bacon war in Fett oder Fritteuse gemacht, völlig zusammengekräuselt und geschmacklos. Ich habe noch nie so eine schlechte Mahlzeit für 19,50 € bekommen wie hier. Als ich bezahlte und der Mitarbeiterin sagte, dass das Brötchen extrem trocken sei und sie es selbst sehen könne - es lag unberührt auf dem Teller - meinte sie nur: "Gehen Sie doch zu McDonald's nebenan. Vielleicht haben die etwas, das Ihren Erwartungen entspricht." Ich bin schockiert, so etwas von einem Mitarbeiter zu hören, wenn man als Kunde bezahlt und berechtigte Kritik äußert. Offenbar interessiert sich dieses Unternehmen nicht für seine Kunden - also wird weiterhin schlechter Kram serviert. Ein guter Rat: Geht niemals dort hin - sucht euch ein anderes Lokal. English translation: Get ripped off and pay for garbage. At the same time, you have to deal with the rude behavior of the staff, who suggest you go to McDonald's because the food they serve is terrible and inedible. I ordered a burger with fries - it was truly awful. The burger bun was at least five days old; it completely crumbled apart. The fries were limp, not crispy or properly cooked - and had no salt at all. The patty was pre-cooked, reheated, and completely dry. The bacon was fried in oil or fat, curled up, and totally tasteless. I've never had such a terrible meal for €19.50 as I did here. When I paid and told the staff member that the burger bun was extremely dry - she could see for herself that it couldn't be eaten and was left on the plate - she said, "Go over to McDonald's next door, maybe they have something that meets your expectations." I'm shocked to hear something like that from an employee, especially after paying and offering honest feedback. Apparently, this business doesn't care about its customers - so the crap will continue to be served. So here's a good piece of advice: never go there - find somewhere else.

Very close to several hotels such as the Holiday Inn Express and Novotel, Schweinske is a familiar…read morename but the location on Lubecker Strasse is one of the better ones and definitely had better service and parking availability than the one in Neustadt. Had a perfectly good schnitzel with pepper sauce and appreciated that it was accompanied with spaetzle rather than fries, all for about 9 euros. A full bar and several draft beers complete the experience. It's not fine dining but it's good comfort food at good prices and convenient to several hotels.

Just a perfect (and delicious​) concept: You have a marketplace that sells fresh local items from a…read morelot of different small manufacturers. You can easily shop here for almost any needs. And you have been assured you get fresh, healthy food. But wait there is more, inside this marketplace, there is a restaurant. And this restaurant sources most of his ingredients from the fresh marketplace as well. So you have a delicious, healthy often-changing menu. You get almost exclusively regional and seasonal food in a surprising North German cuisine - authentic, down to earth, delicious. They have up to 200 producers around my home town of Hamburg that are usually offered here in the market hall and also prepared in the kitchen. Hobenköök is a new culinary place in the old, almost forgotten district of Hamburg Oberhafen, it is a unique combination of restaurant, market hall, serving mostly regional and seasonal food offered and prepared to surprising, genuine and of course delicious North German food. Yummy and worth every visit! It is so vibrant and the team is always fun to watch!​

Die schwarzhaarige Kellnerin gehört zu den unhöflichsten, wenn nicht sogar zur unhöflichsten…read moreKellnerinnen, die ich je getroffen habe: Sie war so unfreundlich, dass sie, glaube ich, die gesamte Bestellung unserer vierköpfigen Gruppe vermasselt hat, weil sie Amerikaner verachtet. Ich bestellte das Labskous-Gericht, aber sie brachte ein Gulaschgericht und bestand darauf, dass das meine Bestellung sei, und behauptete, Labskous stehe gar nicht auf der Speisekarte. Dann ging sie abrupt und kam weder zurück noch kümmerte sie sich um die falsche Bestellung - wir hören sie sich beim Herrn hinter der Bar über meine Bestellung beschweren. Das Fischgericht, das wir bestellt hatten, war ungleichmäßig gegart und enthielt rohe Fischstücke sowie Schnitzel - auch dieses hatte rohe, blutige Stücke. Einem Mitglied unserer Gruppe wurde von dem rohen Essen schlecht und er verbrachte eine Weile auf der Restauranttoilette. Es regnete und die Porzellanfliesen waren so rutschig, dass es beinahe zu einem Ausrutscher und Sturz gekommen wäre. Nachdem ich darauf bestanden hatte, dass ich das Labskous-Gericht wollte, brachte sie es, nachdem alle den essbaren, d. h. durchgegarten Teil ihrer jeweiligen Mahlzeit aufgegessen hatten. Sie grinste mich an, als ich das Labskous nicht aufaß, da es ebenfalls nicht durchgegart war. Die Kartoffelpuffer waren mit Puderzucker bestreut, was unerwartet und eklig war, aber vielleicht ist das typisch deutsch. Sie berechnete mir das Gulasch, das nicht gegessen und nicht bestellt wurde. Der Rest meiner Gruppe war sehr verärgert über die Restaurantwahl und die schlechte Behandlung. The black haired waitress is among the rudest waitresses if not the rudest that I have ever met: she was so bad that I think she screwed with our group of four entire order because she despises Americans. I ordered the Labskous dish, but she brought some goulash dish and insisted that it was what I had ordered and claimed that Labskous was not even on the menu. She then abruptly left and did not return or deal with the wrong order- we hear her complaining to the gentleman behind the bar about my order. The fish dish we ordered was unevenly cooked and had raw fish sections as well as the Shnitzel- it had raw bloody sections as well. A member of our party became ill over the raw food and spent awhile in the restaurant toilet. It was raining and the porcelain floor tiles were so slippery there was almost a slip and fall accident. After insisting I wanted the Labskous dish she brought it after everyone had finished the edible part, ie cooked through, part of their respective meals. She smirked at me when I did not finish the Labskous as it too was not cooked through. The potato pancakes had powdered sugar on them which was unexpected and gross but maybe that is a German thing. She charged for the goulash which was uneaten and not ordered. The rest of my party was very upset with this choice of restaurant and how poorly we were treated. Here is photo of raw Schnitzel.

i had the namesake soup. so good. came with bread. completely satisfied…read more my friend had the argentine rump steak with onions & potatoes - she said it was literally THE BEST MEAL OF HER LIFE. let's just put it this way, she's a small girl (4'9), finished the whole thing & didn't eat another thing for 24 hours. she just couldn't stop. it was that good. really cute & homey inside. i highly recommend this place. plus it's near the alster & on the colonnade. i WILL come back here.