This is what I am a fan of:
- Old timey Carroll Gardens residents who don't hate the new residents outright. We, too, are looking for the same things you did when you moved in. I love my Italians and they love me back. We listen to their stories (some are very, very scary, good God) and we help older folks with their groceries, and we generously give our neighbors compliments.
- Well-knowns and celebrities who are decent people who want to live normally, just like you and me.
- The front lawns flush full of green grass, plants, and peonies, wild English-style gardens and other beautiful gardens.
- Walk score of almost 100. You can also bike to everywhere.
- Citibikes. Exercise and fresh air are a good thing. I don't ride Citibikes but I extol the clean air that results from these bikes.
- Cargo bikes with kids in them. It's like Amsterdam during rush hour. It's awesome.
- Carroll Park.
- The library.
- Cotta Bene and Ferdinando's being so close by.
- Frankie's Spuntino.
- Sunny's. Yeah, that's Red Hook, but who cares. It's close by and Sunny Balzano wound up at Scotto's Funeral Home when all was said and done, and we will all wind up at Scotto's in a custom Sicilian box if we stick around long enough.
- Halloween. Especially at Scotto's Funeral Home. It's a party.
- Wiseguys stories. Except about the Scottos. From you know, A LONG TIME AGO. I don't want to know.
- French restaurants and patisseries that are popping up.
- Bastille Day is an actual huge event in the neighborhood, with petanque played in several places, a guillotine for show and fun, lots of good food. Also awesome.
- The "hyggeligt" nature of the neighborhood. It is the MOST hyggeligt neighborhood of all in New York City. Period.
This is what I am not a fan of:
- Old-timey CG residents who hate the new residents. It's not "West Side Story," people.
- Homes priced at $3.5 million and more. For just the bones, the rest could be falling apart, and buyer assumes demo + full renovation. Thank you, old-timey CG residents for that.
- Old-timey CG residents who fail to realize that by charging $3.5M and more per house that need a full renovation, they will NOT GET RESIDENTS WHO ARE JUST LIKE THEM MOVING IN anymore.
- Front lawns made of brick and no grass or foliage. It's called "Carroll Gardens." Make an effort.
- The lack of decent, basic, grocery stores in CG. Gourmet Fresh Market whatever is not a decent grocery store. Try finding decent meats there. Whole Foods is in Gowanus and Union Market...let's just not discuss these places. They are not "basic." Trader Joe's is in Cobble Hill. There is one basic grocery store and that is Key Food.
- New beauty/creative/tech/finance-industry residents and hipsters who flaunt their money and never look up from their phones while walking into their neighbors on Court Street.
- Rats in Carroll Park.
- Sassy French kids who yell "putain" within earshot of others hearing them.
- New money people who move in to the houses the Italians are selling for $3.5M and yet all that money can't buy their kids into some good manners.
- Italian shops that sell ugly, dying plants at $40 a pop and think we new residents are so flush with cash that we're stupid enough to pay for those.
- The racism of old, still here today. Trump signs still exist for some people here for mainly that reason, but they'll never 'fess up to it. (Sure, some of you voted for Melania, she's so beautiful. I get it.)
- Double parking. C'mon people. Ride a cargo bike instead.
- The idea that bikes are somehow a hipster thing. My grandfather rode one until he was 100 years old and he lived in the Old Country. He was not fat, and did not drive a VAN that took up 2 1/2 parking spaces.
- Wiseguy stories by the old-timey folks about how great the neighborhood used to be, that end on "And that little boy was shot 13 times RIGHT INSIDE MY HUSBAND'S BUSINESS AND IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT." Whatever you say, Mrs. Capone.
- How "great Mussolini was."
- The idea that some of us new folks fall on hard times, too, without a big fat trust fund to save us. Something to consider. read more